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27 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:09pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Instead of a summary, I will instead offer you a few random snippets about myself:
- The World Cup consumes me every four years. (I fully admit to streaming the Brazil x Chile game on Univision during a wedding last weekend.)
- I'm drawn to people with engaging smiles & who laugh with abandon.
- Don't let my blinding pallor fool you... I am a beach lover! The ski slopes also beckon to me.
- Definitely a night owl.
- I prefer to surround myself with humbly witty individuals.
- I'm a social being, but I also appreciate solitude.
- Life continually surprises me and I like it that way.
- I love to dance. Music moves me, literally. With that said, I should inform you that I have poor proprioceptive awareness. Some form of knee-scrape is an annual occurrence.
- My face is not symmetrical. Thanks a lot, maternal womb!
What I’m doing with my life
Loving grad school... Then questioning why I went back to grad school... Then convincing myself that grad school is worth it... Lather, rinse, repeat. Other than that: Trying to divine the name of the awesome remix the spin instructor played in class last week, getting jostled as I cling to my Kindle on the subway, seeking out comedy shows/concerts, savoring summer's warm embrace.
I’m really good at
Estimating distances incorrectly and telling stories in such a way that they zigzag chronologically. You envy me, I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll paint some broad strokes here to save you the burden of sifting through a laundry list of likes: I'll watch most films of the Hollywood, indie, or foreign variety (e.g., "Mao's Last Dancer", "The Perks of Being a Wallflower", "My Cousin Vinny") as long as they are not gratuitously scary or overly dumb. Recently, I enjoyed "The Lunchbox"and "Chef", two films that are poignant in different ways. I would like to say that I'm into super into gritty TV shows like "Breaking Bad" or "The Wire", but I often end up just watching shows that make me giggle (e.g., "Modern Family" and "Workaholics"). Either that, or I consume BBC mini-series(es?) in multi-hour Netflix sittings. In the literary realm, I mostly seek out fiction, though David Sedaris' autobiographical vignettes appeal immensely. I'm pretty open to most musical genres (jazz, EDM, bluegrass, R&B, etc.), but I shan't listen to heavy metal or super aggressive rap. And I'm not sorry if that is offensive to you. (If I were in high school I would probably insert a #sorrynotsorry here.) Since I've decided to eschew the food category, I will compensate by sharing a few of my favored comedic clips because I think genuine, gut-wrenching mirth is something to seek out in one's life. Perhaps these will evoke mirth: Reggie Watts' Big Ass Purse, Jim Gaffigan on the topic of Cinnabon, and Zach Galifianakis' portrayal of Seth Galifianakis.

(But, back to food for a sec: Why is food a category? Are people really going to judge someone based on whether they like their pasta al dente or prefer Greek over Vietnamese cuisine?)
The six things I could never do without
Humility, language, good music, sunscreen, the prospect of human contact, humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How lucky I am to have a functional (and mostly cooperative) body and mind.
- When I will start to feel like an adult.
- Why people feel the need to be needlessly rude.
- Fascinating words like eponymous, absconded, lothario, or vertiginous. And odd word pairings like tepid estrangement or virile lethargy.
- How abominably gross our subways are in NY. And how little this bothers me.
- The daily liberties taken with the English language. (See the book "Write More Good" for help navigating this labyrinthine language.)
- How amusing it would be if someone got pube hair plugs. I wonder if people would be able to identify the strands as such. I was recently informed that I am not the first person to ponder this possibility. It seems SNL has devoted a skit to this very scenario... (You're thinking: "Whoa, non sequitur!" Yes, I *am* this random. Bizarre thoughts like this cross my mind with startling frequency.)
On a typical Friday night I am
a) Whittling fine wooden creations
b) Belting out jarring renditions of songs
c) Honing my sumo wrestling prowess
d) Sleuthing à la "Bored to Death"

Only one of those is potentially true. Have a guess!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I thought petite lap giraffes were real for half a day not too long ago.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You wash your hands with soap after using the lavatory.
- You don't smoke.
- You can come up with something more gentlemanly than "do u have more pictures? im a face and butt guy"
- You enjoy museums, picnics, strolling aimlessly, dancing (or trying to), concerts, and/or comedy shows.
- You can stomach a conversation with a female who does not generally enjoy televised sports outside of the World Cup, US Open, or the Olympics.