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Piquica

27 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Instead of a summary, I will instead offer you a few random snippets about myself:
- I'm drawn to people with engaging smiles & who laugh with abandon.
- Don't let my blinding pallor fool you... I am a beach lover! The ski slopes also beckon to me.
- Definitely a night owl.
- I prefer to surround myself with humbly witty individuals.
- I'm a social being, but I also appreciate solitude.
- Life continually surprises me and I like it that way.
- I love to dance. Music moves me, literally. With that said, I should inform you that I have poor proprioceptive awareness. Some form of knee-scrape is an annual occurrence.
What I’m doing with my life
Loving grad school... Then questioning why I went back to grad school... Then convincing myself that grad school is worth it... Lather, rinse, repeat. Other than that: Trying to divine the name of the awesome remix the spin instructor played in class last week, getting jostled as I cling to my Kindle on the subway, seeking out comedy shows/concerts, savoring summer's warm embrace.
I’m really good at
Estimating distances incorrectly and telling stories in such a way that they zigzag chronologically. You envy me, I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll paint some broad strokes here to save you the burden of sifting through a laundry list of likes: I'll watch most films of the Hollywood, indie, or foreign variety (e.g., "Mao's Last Dancer", "The Perks of Being a Wallflower", "My Cousin Vinny") as long as they are not gratuitously scary or overly dumb. Recently, I enjoyed "The Lunchbox"and "Chef", two films that are poignant in different ways. I would like to say that I'm into super into gritty TV shows like "Breaking Bad" or "The Wire", but I often end up just watching shows that make me giggle (e.g., "Modern Family" and "Workaholics"). Either that, or I consume BBC mini-series(es?) in multi-hour Netflix sittings. In the literary realm, I mostly seek out fiction, though David Sedaris' autobiographical vignettes appeal immensely. I'm pretty open to most musical genres (jazz, EDM, bluegrass, R&B, etc.), but I shan't listen to heavy metal or super aggressive rap. And I'm not sorry if that is offensive to you. (If I were in high school I would probably insert a #sorrynotsorry here.) Since I've decided to eschew the food category, I will compensate by sharing a few of my favored comedic clips because I think genuine, gut-wrenching mirth is something to seek out in one's life. Perhaps these will evoke a laugh: Reggie Watts' Big Ass Purse, Jim Gaffigan on the topic of Cinnabon, and Zach Galifianakis' portrayal of Seth Galifianakis.

(But, back to food for a sec: Why is food a category? Are people really going to judge someone based on whether they like their pasta al dente or prefer Greek over Vietnamese cuisine?)
The six things I could never do without
Humility, language, good music, sunscreen, the prospect of human contact, humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How lucky I am to have a functional (and mostly cooperative) body and mind.
- When I will start to feel like an adult.
- Why people feel the need to be needlessly rude.
- Fascinating words like eponymous, absconded, lothario, or vertiginous. And odd word pairings like tepid estrangement or virile lethargy.
- How abominably gross our subways are in NY. And how little this bothers me.
- The daily liberties taken with the English language. (See the book "Write More Good" for help navigating this labyrinthine language.)
- How amusing it would be if someone got pube hair plugs. I wonder if people would be able to identify the strands as such. I was recently informed that I am not the first person to ponder this possibility. It seems SNL has devoted a skit to this very scenario... (You're thinking: "Whoa, non sequitur!" Yes, I *am* this random. Bizarre thoughts like this cross my mind with startling frequency.)
On a typical Friday night I am
a) Whittling fine wooden creations
b) Belting out jarring renditions of songs
c) Honing my sumo wrestling prowess
d) Sleuthing à la "Bored to Death"

Only one of those is potentially true. Have a guess!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I thought petite lap giraffes were real for half a day not too long ago.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You wash your hands with soap after using the lavatory.
- You don't smoke.
- You can come up with something more gentlemanly than "do u have more pictures? im a face and butt guy"
- You enjoy museums, picnics, strolling aimlessly, dancing (or trying to), concerts, and/or comedy shows.
- You can stomach a conversation with a female who does not generally enjoy televised sports outside of the World Cup, US Open, or the Olympics.