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28 New York, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Instead of a summary, I will instead offer you a few random snippets about myself:
- I'm drawn to people with engaging smiles & who laugh with abandon.
- Don't let my blinding pallor fool you... I am a beach lover! The ski slopes also beckon to me.
- Definitely a night owl.
- I prefer to surround myself with humbly witty individuals.
- I'm a social being, but I also appreciate solitude.
- Life continually surprises me and I like it that way.
- I love to dance. Music moves me, literally. With that said, I should inform you that I have poor proprioceptive awareness. Some form of knee-scrape is an annual occurrence.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving grad school... Then questioning why I went back to grad school... Then convincing myself that grad school is worth it... Lather, rinse, repeat. Other than that: Trying to divine the name of the awesome remix the spin instructor played in class last week, getting jostled as I cling to my Kindle on the subway, seeking out comedy shows/concerts, savoring the nascent signs of fall.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Estimating distances incorrectly and telling stories in such a way that they zigzag chronologically. You envy me, I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have all my teeth?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Broad strokes to spare you the burden of sifting through a laundry list of likes:

I'll watch most films of the Hollywood, indie, or foreign variety (e.g., "Mao's Last Dancer", "The Perks of Being a Wallflower", "My Cousin Vinny") as long as they are not gratuitously scary or overly dumb. Recently, I enjoyed "The Lunchbox" and "Chef", two films that are poignant in different ways.

I would love to say that I'm into super into gritty TV shows like "Breaking Bad" or "The Wire", but I often end up just watching shows that make me giggle (e.g., "Modern Family" and "Workaholics"). Either that, or I consume BBC mini-series in multi-hour Netflix sittings.

In the literary realm, I mostly seek out fiction, though David Sedaris' autobiographical vignettes appeal immensely. Last read: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time.

I'm open to most musical genres (jazz, EDM, R&B, etc.), but I shan't listen to heavy metal or super aggressive rap. And I'm not sorry if that is offensive to you. (If I were a high schooler I would probably insert a #sorrynotsorry here.) Recent musical obsessions include Gooey by Glass Animals and More Love by Celeste.

Since I've decided to eschew the food category, I will compensate by sharing a few of my favored comedic clips because I think genuine, gut-wrenching mirth is something to seek out in one's life. Perhaps these will evoke a laugh: Reggie Watts' Big Ass Purse, Jim Gaffigan on the topic of Cinnabon, and Zach Galifianakis' portrayal of Seth Galifianakis.

(But, back to food for a sec: Why is food a category? Are people really going to judge someone based on whether they like their pasta al dente or prefer Greek over Vietnamese cuisine?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humility, language, good music, sunscreen, the prospect of human contact, humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- How lucky I am to have a functional (and mostly cooperative) body and mind.
- When I will start to feel like an adult.
- Why people feel the need to be needlessly rude.
- Fascinating words like eponymous, absconded, lothario, or vertiginous. And odd word pairings like tepid estrangement or virile lethargy.
- How abominably gross our subways are in NY. And how little this bothers me.
- The daily liberties taken with the English language. (See the book "Write More Good" for tongue-in-cheek 'help' with navigating this labyrinthine tongue.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a) Whittling fine wooden creations with bluegrass playing in the background
b) Belting out jarring renditions of songs while riding my citibike home at 2am
c) Honing my sumo wrestling prowess
d) Sleuthing à la "Bored to Death" on the LES

Only one of those is potentially true. Have a guess!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I thought petite lap giraffes were real for half a day not too long ago.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You wash your hands with soap after using the lavatory.
- You don't smoke.
- You can come up with something more gentlemanly than "do u have more pictures? im a face and butt guy"
- You enjoy museums, picnics, strolling aimlessly, dancing (or trying to), concerts, and/or comedy shows.
- You can stomach a conversation with a female who does not generally enjoy televised sports outside of the World Cup, US Open, or the Olympics.