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PirateHaiku

30 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:12am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi. I'm Dan. I recently got back from teaching English in China for the past year. I had a an amazing experience, but I'm happy to be back. I'd like meet new people for friends/date. I like to cook and eat at restaurants where I can only afford to eat there twice a year. I go to the movies often but only when there is something decent playing. I read comic books and enjoy making interestingly flavored ice cream.
What I’m doing with my life
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Re-establishing my life in Chicago and cooking as much as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting lost, cooking and puns! I love terrible puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall or that my right eye looks different from my left eye. Mysterious? No, just glaucoma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Anything David Lynch, The Holy Mountain, A Woman Under The Influence, Rosemary's Baby, The Wrestler, Hausu, just to name a few

Music: Niki & The Dove, Patrick Wolf, iamamiwhoami, Damien Rice, Young Galaxy, Fiona Apple, Austra, Blonde Redhead, Kate Bush, Fever Ray, The Knife, M83, Professor Possesor, Garbage, Duran, MS MR, Kate Boy, Chvrches, Javiera Mena, The Postal Service, Santigold, The Cure, Antony and the Johnsons, Hercules and Love Affair, Phantogram, MGMT, Grimes, Portishead, Yeasayer, The XX, Trust, Sleater-Kinney, Die Antwoord, Autre Nu Vuet, Perfume Genius, Fleetwood Mac.

And books: books by Peter Biskind, American Psycho, Cloud Atlas, Less Than Zero, Catcher in the Rye, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Haunted, Invisible Monsters, The Poisoner's Handbook and a bunch of comics.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, music, friends, films, slip-ons and a reasonably equipped kitchen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat/cook next? What North Korea could be planning? How long do I have before I have to catch the next bus?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to muster up the energy to go out and be social but often failing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will admit pretty much all the things I've done. For now I will go with the time I got drunk and Facebook stalked British reality show contestants then messaged/friended them. They have yet to reply.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you like randomness, feigning classiness, whiskey and other things.