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PirateHaiku

31 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:43pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. I'd like meet new people for friends/date. I like to cook and eat at restaurants where I can only afford to eat there twice a year. I go to the movies often but only when there is something decent playing. I read comic books and enjoy making interestingly flavored ice cream.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it in Chicago. The usual things people do in their lives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting lost, bad puns, and a few other things that I probably forgot. I'm not a terrible cook either.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my height or my right right eye doesn't match my left. Mysterious? Genetics? Contacts? No, just glaucoma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Anything David Lynch, The Holy Mountain, A Woman Under The Influence, Rosemary's Baby, The Wrestler, Hausu, just to name a few

Music: Niki & The Dove, Patrick Wolf, iamamiwhoami, Damien Rice, Young Galaxy, Fiona Apple, Austra, Blonde Redhead, Kate Bush, Fever Ray, The Knife, M83, Professor Possesor, Garbage, Duran, MS MR, Kate Boy, Chvrches, Javiera Mena, The Postal Service, Santigold, The Cure, Antony and the Johnsons, Hercules and Love Affair, Phantogram, MGMT, Grimes, Portishead, Yeasayer, The XX, Trust, Sleater-Kinney, Die Antwoord, Autre Nu Vuet, Perfume Genius, Fleetwood Mac.

And books: books by Peter Biskind, American Psycho, Cloud Atlas, Less Than Zero, Catcher in the Rye, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Haunted, Invisible Monsters, The Poisoner's Handbook and a bunch of comics.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, music, friends, films, slip-ons and a reasonably equipped kitchen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat/cook? What North Korea could be planning next? Who, what, when, where, why or how. Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends/relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Overall I'm a pretty open book, but for now, I will go with the time I drunk Facebook "stalked" a British reality show contestant and messaged/friended them. Two years later and still no reply.....sigh. Ha.
You should message me if
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you like randomness, feigning classiness, whiskey and other things.

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