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PirateTears Away

31 / M / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Aging-Rock n' Roller slowly moving towards Gentleman of Distinction status. Good height for a Caucasian. Son of an English teacher, endlessly fascinated by sound and music, good-natured and good-fortuned, great eye-hand coordination, purveyor of Dad jokes, Probably born in the wrong decade but enjoying all the ones I've been a part of thus far. Almost unanimously loved by every animal I've ever met. I'd like to think I was an American fighter pilot in World War II in another life. If all goes as planned I'm hoping to live to be 100-years-old. Enough about me though, what's your story, woman?
I’m really good at
Starting books...
The first things people usually notice about me
Moderate good looks and a body that doesn't quit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hesse, Vonnegut, Twain, Bukowski, Hemingway.
Anything by or about Carl Sagan.

Coen Brothers, P.T. Anderson, Kubrick, Lynch

Wolfgang Amadeus, Wagner, My boy Ludwig Van, Louie Armstrong, Billie Holiday, Miles Davis, Wes Montgomery, Link Wray, Bo Diddley, Charlie Feathers, Hank Williams, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry, Q65, The Seeds, Sam Cooke, Motown, The Who, The Stooges, Bowie, TRex, Television, The Clash, Tom Waits, Kate Bush, The Cure, The Smiths, Prince, Pavement, Spoon, The Strokes, Tame Impala, Ty Segall, Deer Hunter etc. (We could talk music all day!)
The six things I could never do without
Protective head wear
Encased meats
Gamma rays
The show Air Wolf
The gigantic hair dryer from Space Balls
Sade's 3rd album
On a typical Friday night I am
Out making future stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once teared up while listening to Jackie Wilson's Higher and Higher...kind of recently.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You're a hand model.