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PirateTenaya

30 F San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Come to the Tech Museum of Innovation in SJ for the After Hours next month!! August 6th Thursday 7pm-midnight, I'll be there!! As I always am :)

Want to learn Arduino? I teach it, and want you to teach me too!
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Hello OK suitors. I am a native Californian, Phi Beta Kappa graduate from Indiana University in Bloomington. I've had many jobs, many relationships, finally settled with who I am today. Single, working in San Jose, climbing and advancing in my careers daily.

I am looking for someone to cook dinner most nights, massage me, BE with me in bed, and fall asleep every night. That's what i really need. Maybe that is naturally what someone wants to give, maybe they'll give it to me.

Usually a man will fall in love with me right away and by the time they get to know me, they break up with me...because I didn't fulfill the person they made-up in their head that I was when we first met...if that makes sense. I am honest and kind, centered and full of energy and ideas.

If I could do anything, I'd travel the world, working and touring.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a work-a-holic. I am creative and energetic and have 7 jobs. San Jose based, I own a dachshund named Woodchuck. He is the best. I'm also a Maker.

****This is the spot where I'm super honest that in reality, I'm way too busy for a boyfriend because I'm a career woman now. So, be patient with me, I am not actually dating every night or something, I maybe schedule one or two dates a month....

And seriously, I'm sorry, but I can't kiss thus date someone with a beard.
I’m really good at
Acting, Anthropology, Geology, Cleaning, Organizing, Gardening, Speeding, Collating papers, Teaching, Cheerleader moves, Singing, Dancing, Multitasking, Parallel parking, Arduino, Electrical Engineering

and...hating on people with beards! Sorry!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Long red hair
Energy
My voice
White lab coat if I'm at work. (one of 7 jobs)
I'm super fun and interesting.
I'm a good teacher and have epically funny jokes in my classes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I can dance to. Reggae 50s-60s pop, disco, country
Books...used to have more time for them, but still have a full book case when I have time to read some
Netflix - best invention ever, invisible hoarding of all movies and stand-up comedy and documentaries I like
Food - I love vegetables, I eat meat if someone else cooked it, love ethnic food, love chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Arduino microcontrollers and Linino wireless microcontrollers
Bubble Tea
Sex
My health
Woodchuck (my wiener dog. He's the best.)
The Tech Museum of Innovation in San Jose CA

The Six things I could DO WITHOUT in a man:
1. Beard (can't do it. It would be best if you shave RIGHT before we make out. I'll wait. No joke.) I physically can't make out with you if you have stubble or a beard. My face gets ALL red and chapped and I'm in pain for like 3 days (if it's a really bad beard). I can't do it!!! SORRY!!!!!!!! I'm sure my long lost soul mate has a beard and we shall never meet :(# Till you shave :)

2. Your watch in bed: take it off please ;)

3. No denim, canvas, or belt buckles in bed ;)

4. Sharp or long toenails and finger nails... ;)

5. Cologne.

6. S&M. Don't hurt me please, be gentle with ALL of me ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex
because there is no time to indulge and only beards email me :(. sorry!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
programming microcontrollers.

Some day it would be great to wake up on Saturday morning and make love with someone who genuinely cares about me.

Till then - workaholic, never home, if i am home - staying up all night working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Cooking is a waste of my time, but a noble and wondrous pursuit for everyone else...especially those that are cooking for me. (keep up the good work!). I just can't. I make some breakfasts and desserts...but I'm trying to cut out some sugar. I eat a lot of salad...easy to assemble.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've made it this far and still are thinking to yourself "she can't be that bad"

You have time for a relationship! (I will make time for you if we have chemistry - I really do want a best friend man partner)
You will buy me bubble tea all the time :)
You want a physical relationship with kissing and cuddling!
You believe that sex is relevant!
You are willing to see the value in me.

Best of all, if you want to show me your Arduino programs and projects. It's open source community, so share with me. Then we can perhaps...get it on...if I like your code.

Thank you for reading my profile.