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Pirate_0

25 F Oslo, Norway

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:33pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Norwegian (Poorly), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Do you want numbers? I have a lot of numbers.
Everything you want [ but don't need ] to know about me will be numbers. My birthdate. My weight. My size. My breast size. My ass size. My social security number. My bank account. How many men did you had ? And how many girls ? When was your first sexual experience ? When was your last one ? How many years of study have you done ? What's your IQ ? How much you earn ? How many taxes do you pay ? What's your ID ? How much you take for one hour ? And for one night ? What's your postal code ? What's your street number ? How big is your dick ? How long before you get married ? How many children do you have ? How many do you want ? How old are you ? How old will you be when you will die ? How many scares do you have ? What's your phone number ? Do you eat 3 times a day, 5 fruits and veggies ? Wanna do a 69 ? Is 04:00 am too late or too early ? What's the taxi's numbers ? When is the end ? How many pages have you read ? How many books ? How long was your last relationship ? How many hours you spend in front of a screen every days ? How long before you cum ? At what time do you want to wake up ? How long will it take before you let me fuck you ? How many time you want to do it today ? Where will you be in 5 years ?

"Well, you’re obviously being totally naive of course", said the girl, "When you’ve been in marketing as long as I have, you'll know that before any new product can be developed it has to be properly researched. We’ve got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them."
What I’m doing with my life
Hacking engine, making furniture, building machines and small robots, writing zombie video games.
Marquetry. Jewellery. Piano. Welding.
Climbing churches and factories. Hang on a roof in front of a whiskey with a Monte Cristo No. 3 listening Frustration.
I’m really good at
Knitting ridiculous sweaters for cats,
Playing chess & DOOM
Fixing machines
Taking the best wrong decision
Being busy
Put duvet covers
The first things people usually notice about me
" You're not serious. Put down this damned bloody axe ".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/ Pratchett, Lovecraft, Queneau, Kipling, Desproges, Faust's Goethe, Poe, alfred jarry, The Book You Are The Heroes, the Count of Monte Cristo, Oscar wild, 84, Bukowski, Steinberg, klopstock, Kundera, lucky luke, snoopy, Blast, le loup des mers, Blacksad, Dogra Magra ( Kyûsaku Yumeno )

Movies/ Brazil, Pirates (polanski), Sergio Leone's, Dune, Hara Kiri, Monthy Python, les ailes du désir (Wim Wanders), Fellini, Indiana Jones, Mary Poppins, Back to the future

Animation/ Chihiro, Tokyo godfathers, Steins gate, Amer Beton, Fantastic mr fox, Le roi et l'oiseau, Totoro, Berserk

Music/ Nargaroth, Amon amarth, Manowar, Equilibrium, Nach, Lluis Llach, Fintroll, Son of Dave, Yom, Frehel, Paddy and the rats, Sigur Ros, Pacco Ibanez, Billie Holliday, Uehara, Kid koala, Bjork, Fauré's Requiem, the Who, Brel, the Doors, Led Zeppelin, Ennio Morricone

Series / Dr Who, The Wire, Oz, Sherlock, Sopranos, Black books,

Food/ Sushis, good wine, random beer, smocked whiskey, cigars.

* This list was expired even before I wrote it.
The six things I could never do without
- [ cigarette / update: I quit. But I still think that the smoke give me a wonderful aura, especially in underground black bars. ]
- Pen.
- Paper.
- Books.
- Animated GIFs with sparkles, cute cats and unicorns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Apocalypse and various types of zombie creator,
- The better way to challenge myself more and more,
- My next epitaph,
- The social interaction that happen with and within architecture,
- The string theory,
- The Macrocosme VS Microcosme,
- The brain and the somatisation system,
- The fact that at the center of an uncertain and possibly illusionary universe there would always be coffee,
- The endings. There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads, "He loved Everything about his life, especially the dying bit at the end."
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I die I want to be cremated in a coffin that will be pre-filled with popcorn, just to make this great noise while burning that will make peoples hungry.

And: INTJ.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste. What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you – which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. [Silly voice] "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

[Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when I was slowly approaching you with a knife, I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.]