Pirate_0
27 Tokyo, Japan
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My self-summary
I am a clinomaniac, selectively social, sapiosexual, and I am shamelessly addicted to euneirophrenia and adrenaline.

I am The Woman. Failed as a monster of funfare. Asexual and polysexual. Sensual as a jellyfish. Honorary member of the pirate guild. Bridge player to the Tibetan league, michelin guide of the Paris catacombs, citizen of the Vatican. Asses and hipses as a Russian empress.
I love brains in formol and sculpted bones. I studied surgery theory by curiosity and almoravids just because.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will try to put things in it.
My place is full of engraved papers from abolitionist caricaturist, revolutions teller, Piranesi studies, Large size paintings with some naked peoples being intimate, old books, XVIIIe compass, various sized sundials, mathematical incorrect beautiful formules, broken table clocks, automats, non euclidian models, ink, ropes, computers, Leonard da Vinci sketches, chimerical skeletons, Tesla prototypes, numbered lithography, maps of invented cities, thousand of pencils, burning candles, silver rings, vanités, B&W pictures, ongoing mechanical experiences, frames, steam machines, letters, pipes, torture engines, tinder pistols, netsuke and other japanese/indian relics, astronomical lenses, telescopes, microscopes, gems stones, witches eyes, exotic calculation tools, suits, hats, knives, sculptures, dead flowers, leather belts and pirate boats.

I'm not cool. Some peoples even says that I must be a horrible person but this is not true : I have the heart of a maiden fair - lying in a jar on my desk.

There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don't work.
What I’m doing with my life
fixing things | making furnitures | building machines | inventing robots | writing zombie video games| kayaking | swimming | hiking | paintballing | chessing | looking into reflectors | scaring kids | collecting skulls | avoiding dramas | playing guitar and piano | being busy

I try to only surround myself with peoples I find intellectually stimulating.
I’m really good at
Knitting ridiculous sweaters for cats,
Taking the best wrong decision
Put duvet covers
The first things people usually notice about me
" You're not serious. Put down this damned bloody axe ".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books • Pratchett | Lovecraft | Queneau | Kipling | Desproges | Goethe's Faust | Poe | Alfred Jarry | The Book You Are The Heroes | the Count of Monte Cristo | Oscar Wild | 84 | Bukowski | Sternberg | Klopstock | Kundera | Lucky Luke | Snoopy | Blast | Le loup des mers | Blacksad | Dogra Magra ( Kyûsaku Yumeno ) | Lastman

Architects • Tadao Ando | Carlo Scarpa | Antonio Gaudi | Santiago Calatrava | Peter Zumthor | Victor Horta | Hassan Fathy | Sir John Soane | Luis Barragan | Shigeru Ban | Kazuyo Sejima | Sanaa | Studio Mumbai | Patrick Bouchain

Movies • Brazil | Pirates (polanski) | Sergio Leone's | Dune | Hara Kiri | Monthy Python's | Les ailes du désir (Wim Wanders) | Fellini's | Indiana Jones | Mary Poppins | Back to the future | K | 12 angry man | L'aventure c'est l'aventure | The princess bride | Sleuth |

Animation • Chihiro | Lupin III | Tokyo godfathers | Steins gate | Amer Beton | Fantastic Mr Fox | Le roi et l'oiseau | Totoro | Berserk | Ghost in the shell | Porco Rosso | Paprika | The iron giant | Akira | Berserk

Music • Old school rock (The Doors | The Who | The Clash | The Stones | Lynyrd Skynyrd ) Old school classic (Chopin | Bach | Fauré's requiem. Mendelssohn | Wagner ) New school classic (Hiromi Uehara | Lluis Llach | Son of dave | Yom | Nach | Morricone | Bjork | Chilly Gonzales) Folk (The high kings | Manowar | Paddy and the rats | Fintroll) IDM (Aphex twin | Amon Tobin | Chris Clark) Metal (Nargaroth | Kvelertak | Black Moth | Cradle of filth | Tenacious D | Apostasy)

Series • Dr Who | The Wire | Oz | Sherlock | Sopranos | Black books

Food • Good wine | random beer | smocked whiskeys | cigars

* This list was expired even before I wrote it.
The six things I could never do without
- Cigarette [update: I quit. But I still think that the smoke give me a wonderful aura, especially in underground black bars.]
- Pen.
- Paper.
- Books.
- Animated GIFs with sparkles, cute cats and unicorns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Apocalypse and zombies,
- My next epitaph,
- The Macrocosme VS Microcosme
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out how come we're already friday. Are you sure it's not tuesday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I die I want to be cremated in a coffin that will be pre-filled with popcorn, just to make this great noise while burning that will make peoples hungry.
You should message me if
Whoever wants to be with me must learn two basic things, the first of which is never to reveal the second.
_ _ _ _ _

Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste. What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you – which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. [Silly voice] "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when I was slowly approaching you with a knife, I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.
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