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26 Oslo, Norway Woman


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  • Ages 25-46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 8
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Norwegian (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
News: Looking for a kind and skilled tutor in Japanese to pass the JLPT N3. お願いします。


I am The Woman. Failed as a monster of funfare. Asexual and polysexual. Sensual as a jellyfish. Honorary member of the pirate guild. Bridge player to the Tibetan league, michelin guide of the Paris catacombs, citizen of the Vatican. Asses and hipses as a Russian empress.
I love brains in formol and sculpted bones. I studied surgery theory by curiosity and almoravid story because I've been told it was fun and mysterious. If you tell me about your passion, there is some great chances that I'll be soon passionate about that too. (The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.)
My place is full of engraved papers from abolitionist caricaturist, revolutions teller, Piranesi studies. Large size paintings with some naked peoples being intimate, old books, XVIIIe compass, various sized sundials, mathematical incorrect beautiful formules, broken table clocks, automats, euclidian models, black lingerie, ink, computers, Leonard da vinci sketches, chimerical skeletons, numbered lithography, maps of invented cities, hand tools for wood working, thousand of pencils, burning candles, silver rings, vanités, B&W pictures, ongoing mechanical experiences, frames, steam machines, letters, pipes, torture engines, tinder pistols, netsuke and other japanese/indian relics, astronomical lenses, telescopes, microscopes, gems stones, witches eyes, exotic calculation rules, costumes, hats, knives, skulls, sculptures, dead flowers, leather belts and pirate boats.
No glory with my intellectual paradox: I check-mated some FIDE mæstro and I intended to prove the Yang-Mills theory, but I still have a hard time understanding the tax-system and the global administration process of every country I've been living in.

Some people say that I must be a horrible person but this is not true. I have the heart of a maiden fair -lying in a jar on my desk-.

Also, you may regret that I don't show more of myself on this absence of description. I'll give you a thing:
There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don't work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hacking engine, making furniture, building machines and small robots, writing zombie video games.
Marquetry. Jewellery. Piano. Welding.
Climbing churches and factories. Hang on a roof in front of a whiskey with a Monte Cristo No. 3 listening Frustration.

I try to only surround myself with peoples I find intellectually stimulating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knitting ridiculous sweaters for cats,
Playing chess & DOOM
Fixing machines
Taking the best wrong decision
Being busy
Put duvet covers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
" You're not serious. Put down this damned bloody axe ".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/ Pratchett, Lovecraft, Queneau, Kipling, Desproges, Goethe's Faust, Poe, Alfred Jarry, The Book You Are The Heroes, the Count of Monte Cristo, Oscar wild, 84, Bukowski, Steinberg, klopstock, Kundera, Lucky Luke, Snoopy, Blast, Le loup des mers, Blacksad, Dogra Magra ( Kyûsaku Yumeno ), Lastman, Blast

Architects / Tadao Ando, Carlo Scarpa, Antonio Gaudi, Santiago Calatrava, Peter Zumthor, Victor Horta, Hassan Fathy, Sir John, Luis Barragan, Shigeru Ban, Kazuyo Sejima, Sanaa, Mumbai, Patrick Bouchain

Movies / Brazil, Pirates (polanski), Sergio Leone's, Dune, Hara Kiri, Monthy Python, les ailes du désir (Wim Wanders), Fellini, Indiana Jones, Mary Poppins, Back to the future

Animation / Chihiro, Lupin III, Tokyo godfathers, Steins gate, Amer Beton, Fantastic mr fox, Le roi et l'oiseau, Totoro, Berserk, Ghost in the shell.

Music / Old school rock (The Doors. The Who. The Clash. The Stones.) Old school classic (Chopin. Bach. Fauré's requiem. Mendelssohn. Wagner.) New school classic (Uehara. Lluis Llach. Son of dave. Nach. Morricone. Bjork. Chilly Gonzales.) Folk (The high kings. Manowar. Paddy and the rats. Fintroll.) IDM (Aphex twin. Amon Tobin.) Metal (Nargaroth. Kvelertak. Black Moth. Cradle of filth. Tenacious D. Apostasy.)

Series / Dr Who, The Wire, Oz, Sherlock, Sopranos, Black books,

Food / Sushis, good wine, random beer, smocked whiskey, cigars.

* This list was expired even before I wrote it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Cigarette [update: I quit. But I still think that the smoke give me a wonderful aura, especially in underground black bars.]
- Pen.
- Paper.
- Books.
- Animated GIFs with sparkles, cute cats and unicorns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Apocalypse and zombies,
- The better next challenge,
- My next epitaph,
- Social interaction,
- Architecture / culture
- The string theory,
- The Macrocosme VS Microcosme,
- The brain and the somatisation system,
- The fact that at the center of an uncertain and possibly illusionary universe there would always be coffee,
- The endings. [There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads, "He loved Everything about his life, especially the dying bit at the end."]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I die I want to be cremated in a coffin that will be pre-filled with popcorn, just to make this great noise while burning that will make peoples hungry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste. What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you – which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. [Silly voice] "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when I was slowly approaching you with a knife, I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.