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26 Oslo, Norway Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Norwegian (Poorly), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do you want numbers? I have a lot of numbers.
Everything you want [ but don't need ] to know about me will be numbers. My birthdate. My weight. My size. My breast size. My ass size. My social security number. My bank account. How many men did you had ? And how many girls ? When was your first sexual experience ? When was your last one ? How many years of study have you done ? What's your IQ ? How much you earn ? How many taxes do you pay ? What's your ID ? How much you take for one hour ? And for one night ? What's your postal code ? What's your street number ? How big is your dick ? How long before you get married ? How many children do you have ? How many do you want ? How old are you ? How old will you be when you will die ? How many scares do you have ? What's your phone number ? Do you eat 3 times a day, 5 fruits and veggies ? Wanna do a 69 ? Is 04:00 am too late or too early ? What's the taxi's numbers ? When is the end ? How many pages have you read ? How many books ? How long was your last relationship ? How many hours you spend in front of a screen every days ? How long before you cum ? At what time do you want to wake up ? How long will it take before you let me fuck you ? How many time you want to do it today ? Where will you be in 5 years ?

Some peoples may regret that I don't show more of myself in this absence of description. I'll give you a thing:
There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don't work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hacking engine, making furniture, building machines and small robots, writing zombie video games.
Marquetry. Jewellery. Piano. Welding.
Climbing churches and factories. Hang on a roof in front of a whiskey with a Monte Cristo No. 3 listening Frustration.

I'm a doer. A freaking curious architect, trying to fill up every minutes with something challenging and wonderful. I'll eventually conquer the world. If there is enough coffee.

You have to know that I only surround myself with peoples I find intellectually stimulating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knitting ridiculous sweaters for cats,
Playing chess & DOOM
Fixing machines
Taking the best wrong decision
Being busy
Put duvet covers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
" You're not serious. Put down this damned bloody axe ".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/ Pratchett, Lovecraft, Queneau, Kipling, Desproges, Goethe's Faust, Poe, Alfred Jarry, The Book You Are The Heroes, the Count of Monte Cristo, Oscar wild, 84, Bukowski, Steinberg, klopstock, Kundera, Lucky Luke, Snoopy, Blast, Le loup des mers, Blacksad, Dogra Magra ( Kyûsaku Yumeno ), Lastman, Blast

Architects / Tadao Ando, Carlo Scarpa, Antonio Gaudi, Santiago Calatrava, Peter Zumthor, Victor Horta, Hassan Fathy, Sir John, Luis Barragan, Shigeru Ban, Kazuyo Sejima, Sanaa, Mumbai, Patrick Bouchain

Movies / Brazil, Pirates (polanski), Sergio Leone's, Dune, Hara Kiri, Monthy Python, les ailes du désir (Wim Wanders), Fellini, Indiana Jones, Mary Poppins, Back to the future

Animation / Chihiro, Tokyo godfathers, Steins gate, Amer Beton, Fantastic mr fox, Le roi et l'oiseau, Totoro, Berserk

Music / Nargaroth, Amon amarth, Manowar, Equilibrium, Nach, Lluis Llach, Fintroll, Son of Dave, Yom, Frehel, Paddy and the rats, Sigur Ros, Pacco Ibanez, Billie Holliday, Uehara, Kid koala, Bjork, Fauré's Requiem, the Who, Brel, the Doors, Led Zeppelin, Ennio Morricone

Series / Dr Who, The Wire, Oz, Sherlock, Sopranos, Black books,

Food / Sushis, good wine, random beer, smocked whiskey, cigars.

* This list was expired even before I wrote it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Cigarette [update: I quit. But I still think that the smoke give me a wonderful aura, especially in underground black bars.]
- Pen.
- Paper.
- Books.
- Animated GIFs with sparkles, cute cats and unicorns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Apocalypse and zombies,
- The better next challenge,
- My next epitaph,
- Social interaction,
- Architecture / culture
- The string theory,
- The Macrocosme VS Microcosme,
- The brain and the somatisation system,
- The fact that at the center of an uncertain and possibly illusionary universe there would always be coffee,
- The endings. [There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads, "He loved Everything about his life, especially the dying bit at the end."]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I die I want to be cremated in a coffin that will be pre-filled with popcorn, just to make this great noise while burning that will make peoples hungry.

And: INTJ.

[ Just one word to the clever one who think that this question is too invasive: the most private thing you're WILLING to admit don't mean the most private thing of your all life, you dunderheaded coconuts). ]
You should message me if
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Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste. What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you – which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. [Silly voice] "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when I was slowly approaching you with a knife, I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.