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33 M Christchurch, New Zealand

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29, 2008
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Arr! I'm not really a pirate, I actually prefer ninjas to pirates but I signed on while drunk, and that made me abit piratey. Self summary huh? I tend not to take things too seriously and like having a good time. I do Capoeira which is a sort of acrobatic Brazilian martial art, and I've done alot of other martial arts as well which I still practice. I AM a very moral guy but unlike the questions here I don't view decisions as black/white I think there a circumstances in which you'd have to go against what you normally believe in..

I am a giant, dwarf, and sexy
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing a course which by the end of it I'll be teaching English to speakers of foreign languages, but I'll be the foreigner as I plan to travel to China, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Japan, Mongolia, Nepal, India, Brazil, Equador and a bunch of other places. Hopefully I'll spend a bit of time in each place so I should be away from Chch for quite a while :P
I’m really good at
Cartwheels, Swimming, flipping out (that covers alot of things), I'm pretty good at climbing things, handstands (I'm awesome at them), Surfing, having theological, political or philosophical discussions with people and not making them want to hit me, comunicating with animals and flying.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big smile, generous biceps and amusing collection of t-shirts. look at my jaw, its like straight out of a comic book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a)The Player of Games by Ian M. Banks, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, The Briar King by Greg Keyes, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, Magician by Raymond E. Feist, Pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett; (b) Most Tarintino shizzle, The Big Lebowski, Tai Chi Master, Donnie Darko, Akira, The Dark Crystal; (c) A Tribe Called Quest, GZA, Non-Phixion, James Brown, Barrington Levy, Talking Heads, Soudgarden, Bob Marley, Miles Davis, I'm pretty varied in my tastes so I coulod go on; (d) I'm a Vego so no meaty chunks for me.. but pretty much anything else: Eggplant, Tofu, Feta Cheese, Sundried Tomatoes, Pizza, Apples, Honey Roasted Peanuts, Spicy foods like curry.. oh yeah.
The six things I could never do without
1 Sunny Days (I hate flipping out on a crappy day) 2 Oxygen.. haha getting abit literal 3 My Phanau (it means family for anyone outside NZ) 4 Water (I love swimming so dam much) 5 My Friends 6 The ability to read, write, and flip out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Travelling, Having super powers, Music, How I can make myself more ninja-like, what I should be doing with my time rather than be on this site.. those tests are so stoopid.. but so addictive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking with my boys KZA and Mike and possibly Luke, or I'm getting wasted with my ex-school buddies, or I'm just chillin at home watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like being Naked, and the results of these tests mean NOTHING!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have something Piratey to say, or anything to say really.