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Pirate_river

37 M Lakewood, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well I'm back to CO again (yeay) I'm looking for..... (well isn't that the question of the day).... I want someone who is really fun and can turn anything into a good time. Basically if you like being outside and want to do fun things then you should drop me a line. My life is filled with many things, I enjoy the road less traveled, I talk a lot but seek solitude in silence.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I am a nurse, a river guide, and an artist... Ok, I lovesledding too! I totally dig pedal power; you might see me, blur of orange, streaking across a parking lot or down a flight of stairs on my bike.
I’m really good at
Rafting, kayaking, hanging out, sipping wine, reading books, cracking jokes, dancing, climbing trees and falling out of them. Walking etc...
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile.... I hear it is a pretty nice one, but then you might just have to make that decision for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Short Bus, Naked, Still Life with Woodpecker, Half asleep in
Frog Pajamas, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Tao of pooh, The Te of Piglet, The Hitcher's guide to The Galaxy (all of them),
Amalie.... There are so many books and movies to choose from.
The six things I could never do without
A Raft or Kayak
Good Friends
Art
Books
Clean Water
Good Food
Nature
Wombats
Arm Floaties
Traveling
Helping people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rafting, kayaking, who I am going to write snail mail to, and pondering what art I am going to make next, and thinking about how big that last hole was... The next big drop, how to get through the next rapid, what I am going to eat for lunch... How to create an even longer run on sentence with even worse grammar and spelling errors.

Wombats and wearing arm floaties to the swimming pool. Hmmm, maybe wombats wearing arm floaties. Now that's a sight!

I day dream a lot too...
On a typical Friday night I am
Well that all depends on where I am and what I am doing. I have to say I love being outdoors though. Walking in da moon light, playing in da park. Kinda sounds like a Canadian thing eh...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
nothing, if it's private why would i talk about it? On second thought I have a wombat arm floaty fetish....

Hmmm, being a river guide and kayaker there is a possibility that there may be a video on the web of me going off a certain waterfall in Washington called Heuseum falls wearing a red and gold sparkly helmet, riding an inflatable woman... but don't watch it unless you want to make noises like Ooooh and Aaahhhhh.

Should you like making these noises and having a good little giggle feel free to tune in. However if you are offended by grown men riding an inflatable woman off of a perfectly good water fall then maybe you should let it lie.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're fun, like to have fun, need a new friend to have fun with, or just want to grab coffee, tea, and have the random adventure... You can also hit me up if you enjoy the occasional Wombat wearing arm floaties. If you want nothing more than to start a wombat rescue league, and if you wanted to teach all the wombats to embrace arm floaties.

Really in all seriousness, if you have a sense of adventure, enjoy having a good time, like road tripping and chasing sunsets and and sun rises, you like wine, like to eat cheese and avocados sitting on a dock on the San Juan islands, and think that a naked dog is way better than one wearing a collar then hit me up, drop me a line, give me a shout, poke me in the side, or just say hello!

***Addendum***

Should you have read this far you most likely are far more interesting of a person than I am. Personally I would have lost it at the wombats and arm floaties. Whatever, right. Well this next section should contain something rather witty, or at least something that sounds rather intelligent. Instead it will be filled with worthless bits because for some reason I am wanting to know what it takes to get my profile to 100% complete and what happens when I finally get there. Is the world going to stop spinning because I finally did it. Maybe they will give me an exorbitant amount of money... Rather I have a feeling that my computer will simple shut off and realize that I just wasted an extraordinary amount of time. well regardless thanks for reading and I hope you have a great day! I know I am going to!

***Addendum 2***
Not a bar fly, don't use drugs, kinda boring I guess (wink)