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32 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:22pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Somebody go to Casa Bonita with me please?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I came to Denver from Chicago for vacation last November, was offered a job, and decided to stay. I'm a digital artist, and I've been working in the entertainment industry for a number of years now. These days, I'm working as an AV technician.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at run-on sentences, and being a grammar nazi. I'm great at practical jokes. I'm number one when it comes to a good pun. I'm good at photoshop. And I can cook like a champ.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big guy with a big beard and an even bigger personality. I'm loud, and I have an echoing laugh. Its infectious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In high school, I read all the time. I wanted to be an intellectual, and read all of the great literature of the world. As I got older, I realized it made me a pretentious douche, and now only read comic books. And Baby Steps by Dr. Leo Marvin.

I've seen a LOT! Favorite movie? I dunno. I can't narrow it down. But I can tell you what movies I've seen on repeat many times: Star Wars, Princess Mononoke, Royal Tennenbaums, Wet Hot American Summer, Bananas, The Hobbit, Meatballs. I love Bill Murray, Hayao Miyazakai, Wes Anderson, Paul Dini, Judd Apatow, and Jim Henson. I'd rather be entertained than educated, and I'd rather laugh than think.

Favorite TV Shows? I LOVE television. Good, quality tv. Not reality tv crap. Good, well written, well acted, well produced shows. Some shows that get me excited, off the top of my head: The Wire, Archer, Venture Bros, Parks and Recreation, Portlandia, Freaks and Geeks, HIMYM, Adventure Time, Batman: The Animated Series... I really do love cartoons. I could go on for hours about them. I'm great at being an adult, I swear...

Also, I once gave my friend dating advice, that was "Find someone you can curl up and watch Battlestar Galactica with". I would really like to follow my own advice...

Music? I like music to dance to. BUT, I'm not a dancer. Don't try and drag me onto the dance floor. It's not happening, unless I'm utterly wasted, and I'm just going to step on your toes and spill my drink on your nice dress. Don't take that risk. My late teens and early 20's were filled with the Grateful Dead and the whole jamband scene. My mid and late 20's have been filled with electronic music. I like music that doesn't have lyrics. Jazz, Detroit techno, a good half hour long Dark Star? That's my jam. I hate pop music, hate country, really don't care for most hip hop. Don't care for much classical. I like most everything else, though.

Food? My instagram is practically nothing but pictures of food. I love to eat. I do it two, sometimes three times a day!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A thick head of hair
A good pair of shoes
My laptop
A creative outlet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Italian beef sandwiches.
Nope, this is not a joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the bar with friends seeing a good concert, or at home broke watching a movie on the couch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I fucking love fireball whiskey. All the fire of whiskey, but the taste of cinnamon? I'm sold! I'm old. I've proven my ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol hundreds of thousands of times over. Don't call me a pussy for drinking fireball. I drink what I want!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm kinda burnt out on OkCupid, to be honest. I've had enough dates from this site that have gone nowhere. I'm pretty over it. So fair warning, if I am messaging you, or if I'm responding to your message, I'm totally digging what you're putting out there.

Anyways, you should message me if you're awesome!! You have a personality, quirks, character flaws, have led an interesting life, enjoy having adventures, like bad decisions and throwing caution to the wind for the sake of an interesting story to tell at cocktail parties. You feel comfortable at dive bars. You have an open mind. You like art. You like music. You like going out and doing things (that's a big one!)

If you can't hold a conversation, I'm probably going to stop talking to you, but if you want to go out for a drink, and not message back and forth endlessly until one of us grows bored and stop responding. I'm on the hunt for a partner in crime. Feel free and message me.