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Pirateapproved

32 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Somebody go to Casa Bonita with me please?
What I’m doing with my life
I came to Denver from Chicago for vacation in November, was offered a job, and decided to stay. I'm a digital artist, and I've been working in the entertainment industry for a number of years now. These days, I'm working as a stagehand.
I’m really good at
I'm good at run-on sentences, and being a grammar nazi. I'm great at practical jokes. I'm number one when it comes to a good pun. I'm good at photoshop. And I can cook like a champ.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big guy with a big beard and an even bigger personality. I'm loud, and I have an echoing laugh. Its infectious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In high school, I read all the time. I wanted to be an intellectual, and read all of the great literature of the world. As I got older, I realized it made me a pretentious douche, and now only read comic books. And Baby Steps by Dr. Leo Marvin.

I've seen a LOT! Favorite movie? I dunno. I can't narrow it down. But I can tell you what movies I've seen on repeat many times: Star Wars, Princess Mononoke, Royal Tennenbaums, Wet Hot American Summer, Bananas, The Hobbit, Meatballs. I love Bill Murray, Hayao Miyazakai, Wes Anderson, Paul Dini, Judd Apatow, and Jim Henson. I'd rather be entertained than educated, and I'd rather laugh than think.

Favorite TV Shows? I LOVE television. Good, quality tv. Not reality tv crap. Good, well written, well acted, well produced shows. Some shows that get me excited, off the top of my head: The Wire, Archer, Venture Bros, Parks and Recreation, Portlandia, Freaks and Geeks, HIMYM, Adventure Time, Batman: The Animated Series... I really do love cartoons. I could go on for hours about them. I'm great at being an adult, I swear...

Also, I once gave my friend dating advice, that was "Find someone you can curl up and watch Battlestar Galactica with". I would really like to follow my own advice...

Music? I like music to dance to. BUT, I'm not a dancer. Don't try and drag me onto the dance floor. It's not happening, unless I'm utterly wasted, and I'm just going to step on your toes and spill my drink on your nice dress. Don't take that risk. My late teens and early 20's were filled with the Grateful Dead and the whole jamband scene. My mid and late 20's have been filled with electronic music. I like music that doesn't have lyrics. Jazz, Detroit techno, a good half hour long Dark Star? That's my jam. I hate pop music, hate country, really don't care for most hip hop. Don't care for much classical. I like most everything else, though.

Food? My instagram is practically nothing but pictures of food. I love to eat. I do it two, sometimes three times a day!
The six things I could never do without
Sarcasm
A head of hair
A good pair of shoes
My laptop
A creative outlet
Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tacos.
Nope, this is not a joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the bar with friends seeing a good concert, or at home broke watching a movie on the couch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fucking love fireball whiskey. All the fire of whiskey, but the taste of cinnamon? I'm sold! I'm old. I've proven my ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol hundreds of thousands of times over. Don't call me a pussy for drinking fireball. I drink what I want!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you're awesome!! You have a personality, quirks, character flaws, have led an interesting life, enjoy having adventures, like bad decisions and throwing caution to the wind for the sake of an interesting story to tell at cocktail parties. You feel comfortable at dive bars. You have an open mind. You like art. You like music. You like going out and doing things (that's a big one!)

If you can't hold a conversation, I'm probably going to stop talking to you, but if you want to go out for a drink, and not message back and forth endlessly until one of us grows bored and stop responding. I'm on the hunt for a partner in crime. Feel free and message me. I'll respond.