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Piratemunky

34 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:22pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I"m on all day trying to keep people entertained and I don't have it in me to be on all the time. What I'm saying is, contact me. Is it so wrong to want to feel special and pretty too?
Can you challenge me in some way?
Also, I don't care what the match percentage is, I've been out with people that rank high and we really have very little in common. I'm flexible.

Let's try this mostly through music...
If you don't get the music references why not ask about me? What interests you to know about me?

"I used to have home, with a room and a bed, a porch and a driveway and a big garage. But, I traded it in, I kept some faith, and laid my head down every night."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This, that ant the other thing...

Ask, it may be interesting to you, or maybe it isn't and that's fine. What I do is only a small part of who I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Escalation, speaking my mind, and boy oh boy it's fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite band!
"Drifting alone on a wide open sea, letting life pass me by.
Avoiding everything I'm afraid to be, but your heart shines a light.
Lost in my own misery, till you came and helped me see.
That I don't have to be alone,
Thank you for giving this lost heart a home"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: "and I want you, you are the perfect drug..."
2: "Want to make out and kiss hard, wait never mind"
3: Lists of indeterminate length
4: "This night is cutting into me. You tie me down, you watch me bleed"
5: "...Days of destruction you wonder why. I'm a punk rocker till the day I die."
6: Lists of dead things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people cling to societal norms.

Why we use labels.

`Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.

`I do,' Alice hastily replied; `at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.'

"She's pretty and I like her but she's too well
'Cause I need red flags and long nights and she can tell
It's not that it's my fault, it's just my style
Beginning with a look and then a smile"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Tall cans in the air, let me see 'em
Fuck you!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an irrational hatred to flightless birds, because goddamn most flightless birds are big, and just fuck, I mean flightless, you got shit on. It's kinda like a land based fish. Mudskippers, I'm looking at you. Water not good enough for you? I'll take my aquatic species with chromatophores thank you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This entire profile told you nothing and you are wondering how many times I have been dropped on my head.
The answer is more than one, but, most likely, less than 5...
You get a kick out of that ol' fashion conversation style thing.
You're super extra specially rad and are comfortable with ethical non-monogamy, and are willing to attempt to get to know my partner and become friends with her as well.
Not mandatory: You, or you and your partner are looking for a couple to get to know. My partner and I would welcome that.
Guys, please be clean shaven (scruff is ok, I'm not perfect at the whole clean shaven thing), and fit.