The best anagrams of my names are "amoralities up", "realism utopia", "polite samurai" and "I amour pilates". They describe me much better than anything else.
I won't reply to one-liners. I have lived long enough to like myself and I already know I'm sexy, so I sincerely hope you have something else to say than "Hey sexy" or "How are you?". I appreciate proper conversation starters.
I am a loyal and trustworthy friend but known to love my dog more than anything else. In general, I find people very disappointing, whereas dogs have very rarely disappointed me. If you can prove differently, message me and it'll be a beginning of a beautiful friendship. If you like dogs as much as I do, I will probably like you a lot.
I will be pleased to meet any new people as friends (or possibly dates). I have given up gender and don't identify as anything particular. I am not especially looking to madly fall in love, but I will accept it gladly if it is to happen. And no, it doesn't mean I am searching for 'intimate encounters'. As it happens, I already have access to unlimited, fantastic, sex. I'm looking for interesting conversations on books, politics, culture and so forth, as well as enjoyable shared time. I like doing unusual stuff. I like art. I like museums. Turns out this immediately excludes a lot of people. Hence, I am here. More often than not, I've been unlucky in my affections. There is a reason why this profile is long; I want to meet like minded people. If you can't be bothered, you probably aren't one of them.
I am engaged to DJ_Prig, my partner of 8 years. We are ethically polyamorous, and as a matter of fact, met here. I am not interested in casual sex, so please don't offer. I require at least a friendship and I will want to see your face again, so if you are not up for polyamory, please don't approach me with dating intentions. I can be friends with lots of different kinds of people, though, monogamous or other kind.
I am headstrong, spontaneous, and cute. I have a very dry sense of humour. I like to believe the best of everyone but I'm sceptical, get easily sad and occasionally moody and I never ever forget if someone treats me badly. But I'm not illogical screaming-the-lungs-out-at-you psycho moody; I like to discuss things rather than argue them. Someone once said I am the most self-aware person they know. And I'm fun, but rather sensible, surprisingly. I lean to the left politically and don't in general talk about it.