The best anagrams of my names are "amoralities up", "realism utopia", "polite samurai" and "I amour pilates". They describe me much better than anything else.
"Hey there, sexy." *Yawn* booooring. You think I haven't heard that one before? If that's your opening, I won't reply. I have lived long enough to like myself and I already know I'm sexy, so I sincerely hope you have something else to say.
I am a loyal friend to those who deserve it, known to love my dog more than anything else. In general, I find people very disappointing. If you can prove differently, message me and it'll be a beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I will be pleased to meet any new people as friends or dates. I am not especially looking to madly fall in love, but I will accept it gladly if it is to happen. And no, it doesn't mean I am searching for 'intimate encounters'. As it happens, I already have access to unlimited, fantastic, sex. I'm looking for interesting conversations and enjoyable shared time. I like doing unusual stuff. I like art. I like museums. Turns out this immediately excludes a lot of people. Hence, I am here. More often than not, I've been unlucky in my affections.
I am a self reliant person and have enough self esteem to think I am worth more than what you can stick into my orifices, so if all you are going to say to me is some tacky one liner, I won't reply.
On physical levels, I like tattoos. I have a special interest in bondage, as in being the one who gets tied up; but not necessarily in a sexual context. I also like it just for the sake of it, because it's beautiful. I also like anyone with a mad Irish hair or sparkle behind the eye.
I am engaged to DJ_Prig, my partner of 8 years. We are polyamorous, and as a matter of fact, met here. However, I am not interested in casual sex, so please don't offer. I require at least a friendship and I will want to see your face again, so if you are not up for polyamory, please don't approach me with dating intentions. I can be friends with lots of different kinds of people, though.
I am headstrong, spontaneous, and cute. I have a very dry sense of humour and enjoy Irish radio in the mornings and 24h jazz in the evenings. I like doing 'crazy' stuff like running into the sea in October. I like to believe the best of everyone but I'm sceptical, get easily sad and occasionally moody. But not illogical screaming-the-lungs-out-at-you psycho moody; I like to discuss things rather than argue them. And I'm fun, but rather sensible, surprisingly. I lean to the left politically and don't in general talk about it.
I also made "Burn my church" a euphemism. Good old times, good old relationships.