Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If we're under an 85% match, you probably shouldn't message me.
I've gone out w/ people who weren't, & we had too little in
common for it to be worthwhile. I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just
trying to be practical & save us both a little time &
energy. (So really, I'm being pretty damn polite.)
I'm interested in people who are social & are actually down to
meet in person. I'm not really interested in internet friends. I
like real interactions. Let's get to the substance of life,
If you're a writer, message me now. Please. I host a weekly writing
group at my house, & I want to drain you of yr creative juices
& leave you in pain. Or...I want us to create things together
in beautiful peace & harmony...
For those of you who aren't the cumguzzling, douchebaggy, date
rapist type, there are no ifs. Just fucking message me.
Just know this before you do:
My openness when it comes to sex & enjoying it & loving it
doesn't mean that is all I am interested in. I am over one night
stands, & booty calls no longer do it for me. You won't get
that from me. I want more than just a fuck buddy. Yes, I want great
sex. No, I don't want that to be our only exchange. Yes, I want to
connect w/ you as a person, like who you are, enjoy yr company
& do more w/ you than just bang. No, I don't think a
relationship or commitment need to be part of our exchange. I'm
just looking for someone that stimulates me emotionally &
physically, intellectually & spiritually.
I'm interested in genuinely good people w/ an undeniable streak of
I don't believe in norms. So let's be creative. Let's fucking make