Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly: "This one is great -- the 'Must See' guy of the year!"

A. O. Scott, The New York Times: "Intelligent, enthralling and visually appealing - he does not disappoint."

J. Hoberman, The Village Voice: "An instant classic that truly stands out in this season's box office of mediocrity."

Roger Ebert: "Love at first sight. I'd hit it, and then I'd hit it again. And then again."

Summary:

A phenomenal catch worth every penny you've invested in OkCupid. Easily a "10" on a scale of...your choice. Wine with me. Dine with me. Have me say witty things to your family and friends.

More: I am educated. I am affectionate. I am awesome. I am not kidding.

Some more: I am not a pro skydiver. I am not a toaster. I am not a hamburger. I am not a samurai.

Even more: Atlanta transplant originally from the mountains of North Carolina. Fan of the outdoors and city life. Attorney by day, person with a soul by night. Kayaking is on my To Do list. Already a fan of fishing, hiking and camping.

I did the undergrad bit at Brevard College -- a tiny school close to home in the mountains. I skipped out after that for a stint in California. Blah blah blah, law school, UC-Berkeley, I am smart. I then made my triumphant return to the Southeast for work. I've been doing the attorney thing in Atlanta for a year, but I plan to shift gears soon to kick off a business with a buddy when the timing is right.

What else am I doing with my life now? E-dating, of course. Next up: e-cuddling, e-third base, e-marriage, e-house, e-kids. Can't wait.

...freestyle rapping, hopscotch, eating, preventing global warming and saving babies from danger.....and at everything else.

Quite possibly my sense of humor.

Let's get serious. Real serious.

Eat: I will eat anything and am not picky at all, but my routine diet is pretty healthy.

Read: I'm currently reading The Moral Animal - Why We Are the Way We Are: The New Science of Evolutionary Psychology. I'm interested in biological explanations for human behavior, and this is a pretty decent foundational read about the evolutionary development of human nature, emotions and morals.

Watch: I don't spend a lot of time in front of the screen, but I tend to really like quirky movies and dark comedies (e.g., Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Royal Tenenbaums, American Beauty...) and awkward TV shows (Seinfeld, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm...).

Listen: I like all genres, really, but some of the more standard favorites include Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Radiohead, Bon Iver, Bright Eyes, Ben Harper, Death Cab for Cutie, The Arcade Fire and Jump Little Children.

1) Friends nearby
2) Spending time outdoors
3) Laughter
4) Fishing
5) Something to keep my brain busy
6) Some excitement

...potatoes. Are you for or against them? Feel free to share your thoughts.

...hanging out with friends getting into whatever activities spark our interest at the time: grilling out or eating out, watching a game, meeting at a bar for drinks, throwing a get-together at someone's house... If I'm not hanging out locally, I've probably skipped out for a weekend fishing/hiking trip, a visit to family, or a visit to my hometown.

I haven't had anyone go beyond my comfort zone yet. Do your worst.

...the sky is blue.