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PissArtiste

32 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 21, 2007
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm just like...Barbie. In forty years, Barbie has had more than 70 careers, a thousand outfits, a host of friends, 20-odd vehicles, a commemorative U.S. stamp, and one boyfriend. Introduced February 1959 at a New York toy show, Barbie changed the way little girls looked at dolls forever. Ruth Handler created Barbie and, along with her husband Elliot Handler, founded the Mattel Company.

As the first teenage doll, Barbie was truly a breath of fresh air. Until she appeared on the scene, little girls had only paper dolls or baby dolls to play with. Named for Ruth Handler's teenage daughter, Barbie was conceived and born as a liberated adult, a sophisticated career girl unencumbered by husband, children or parents -- a radical idea in the 50s!

She was a dramatic departure from the baby dolls of the 1950s that may have placed limits on little girls' dreams. She even came with her own background! Born Barbie Millicent Rogers on March 9, 1959, she grew up in Willows, Wisconsin and graduated from Willows High School in 1963. In 1965 Barbie went off to college. Throughout her spectacular 40-year tenure at Mattel, Barbie has had the same boyfriend, Ken, who debuted in 1961 and was named for Ruth's son.

Initially, Barbie was a fashion model, but she started getting jobs -- babysitter, nurse, student teacher -- by the early 1960s. Barbie was a college graduate long before the Women's Lib Movement. Since then, she has broken the glass ceiling into dozens of other wardrobe-appropriate occupations, including police officer, ballerina, NASCAR race driver, astronaut and Air Force jet pilot. She became a physician in the mid-70s and has since had careers as a surgical nurse, surgeon, dentist and pediatrician. She has sung at the Grand Ole Opry, run for president twice and played basketball in the WNBA.

Barbie was an instant hit. She and her sisters, cousins, friends and pets have sold nearly a billion dollars since 1959. Nearly 350,000 dolls were purchased during the first year of production of Barbie. She retailed for $3.00. Products from the Barbie line earned $1.9 billion in 1999 and made up 40% of Mattel, Inc. annual sales that year. The best selling Barbie ever manufactured was Totally Hair Barbie in 1992. On average, 172,800 Barbie dolls are sold worldwide daily. Over the last 40 years, an estimated 90% of American girls have owned at least one Barbie doll.

Extremely busy, Barbie leads a balanced life, following socially acceptable goals. Children can use their imaginations in an ultimate fantasy world that provides realistic dreams for which they can aspire. Barbie's invented world is indicative of the values and beliefs of middle-class America. Through her roles, careers and appropriate outfits, Barbie demonstrates to little girls what society expects of them and what they can expect of themselves. Once Ken Carson was introduced into Barbie's life (primarily as her escort), her world took on a different perspective. With the his-and-her coordinating outfits, comic strips and books, Barbie and Ken came to represent a wholesome, realistic lifestyle -- one in which little girls can learn about relationships and manners.

Over the past forty years, Barbie's family has undergone a few changes. From 1959 to 1992, Barbie's immediate family consisted of little sister Skipper (1964), little sister Tutti (1966-1969), and little brother Todd (1966-67, twin of Tutti). After 1992, little sister Skipper is older and new little sisters Stacie (1992), Kelly (1995) ad Krissy (1999) are added to the family. Little brother Todd returns in 1991 and again in 1993-1994 as the twin to Stacie. Barbie also has two cousins: Francie (1966-1976) and Jazzie (1989-1993).

Since her introduction in 1959, Barbie has lived an exciting life. She has survived forty years of political, social and cultural changes. As a female trailblazer, Barbie has charted courses for other dolls to follow. She graduated from college, purchased numerous pieces of real estate, owned franchises, ventured into several male-dominated careers, served in the armed forces, traveled the world and surrounded herself with multi-ethnic friends -- all with the same true boyfriend. The fabulous world that Mattel created for Barbie is a pretty good place for little girls to spend their time.

With only bendable legs and a twist-n-turn waist, Barbie has proven to be one of the most flexible toys on the market. As a positive reflection of society and femininity, Barbie has served as a mirror of American fashion history. Many dolls have come after her, but none have her claim to fame: Barbie, the Ultimate Fashion Doll!

I am well, like, and yeah
What I’m doing with my life
learning how to get the best out of my bendable legs and a twist-n-turn waist.
I’m really good at
Demonstrating to little girls what society expects of them and what they can expect of themselves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chinua Achebe, Nigeria, (b. 1930), Things Fall Apart Hans Christian Andersen, Denmark, (1805-1875), Fairy Tales and Stories Jane Austen, England, (1775-1817), Pride and Prejudice Honore de Balzac, France, (1799-1850), Old Goriot Samuel Beckett, Ireland, (1906-1989), Trilogy: Molloy, Malone Dies, The Unnamable Giovanni Boccaccio, Italy, (1313-1375), Decameron Jorge Luis Borges, Argentina, (1899-1986), Collected Fictions Emily Bronte, England, (1818-1848), Wuthering Heights Albert Camus, France, (1913-1960), The Stranger Paul Celan, Romania/France, (1920-1970), Poems. Louis-Ferdinand Celine, France, (1894-1961), Journey to the End of the Night Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Spain, (1547-1616), Don Quixote Geoffrey Chaucer, England, (1340-1400), Canterbury Tales Anton P Chekhov, Russia, (1860-1904), Selected Stories Joseph Conrad, England,(1857-1924), Nostromo Dante Alighieri, Italy, (1265-1321), The Divine Comedy Charles Dickens, England, (1812-1870), Great Expectations Denis Diderot, France, (1713-1784), Jacques the Fatalist and His Master Alfred Doblin, Germany, (1878-1957), Berlin Alexanderplatz Fyodor M Dostoyevsky, Russia, (1821-1881), Crime and Punishment; The Idiot; The Possessed; The Brothers Karamazov George Eliot, England, (1819-1880), Middlemarch Ralph Ellison, United States, (1914-1994), Invisible Man Euripides, Greece, (c 480-406 BC), Medea William Faulkner, United States, (1897-1962), Absalom, Absalom; The Sound and the Fury Gustave Flaubert, France, (1821-1880), Madame Bovary; A Sentimental Education Federico Garcia Lorca, Spain, (1898-1936), Gypsy Ballads Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Colombia, (b. 1928), One Hundred Years of Solitude; Love in the Time of Cholera Gilgamesh, Mesopotamia (c 1800 BC). Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Germany, (1749-1832), Faust Nikolai Gogol, Russia, (1809-1852), Dead Souls Gunter Grass, Germany, (b.1927), The Tin Drum Joao Guimaraes Rosa, Brazil, (1880-1967), The Devil to Pay in the Backlands Knut Hamsun, Norway, (1859-1952), Hunger. Ernest Hemingway, United States, (1899-1961), The Old Man and the Sea Homer, Greece, (c 700 BC), The Iliad and The Odyssey Henrik Ibsen, Norway (1828-1906), A Doll's House The Book of Job, Israel. (600-400 BC). James Joyce, Ireland, (1882-1941), Ulysses Franz Kafka, Bohemia, (1883-1924), The Complete Stories; The Trial; The Castle Bohemia Kalidasa, India, (c. 400), The Recognition of Sakuntala Yasunari Kawabata, Japan, (1899-1972), The Sound of the Mountain Nikos Kazantzakis, Greece, (1883-1957), Zorba the Greek DH Lawrence, England, (1885-1930), Sons and Lovers Halldor K Laxness, Iceland, (1902-1998), Independent People Giacomo Leopardi, Italy, (1798-1837), Complete Poems Doris Lessing, England, (b.1919), The Golden Notebook Astrid Lindgren, Sweden, (1907-2002), Pippi Longstocking Lu Xun, China, (1881-1936), Diary of a Madman and Other Stories Mahabharata, India, (c 500 BC). Naguib Mahfouz, Egypt, (b. 1911), Children of Gebelawi Thomas Mann, Germany, (1875-1955), Buddenbrook; The Magic Mountain Herman Melville, United States, (1819-1891), Moby Dick Michel de Montaigne, France, (1533-1592), Essays. Elsa Morante, Italy, (1918-1985), History Toni Morrison, United States, (b. 1931), Beloved Shikibu Murasaki, Japan, (N/A), The Tale of Genji Genji Robert Musil, Austria, (1880-1942), The Man Without Qualities Vladimir Nabokov, Russia/United States, (1899-1977), Lolita Njaals Saga, Iceland, (c 1300). George Orwell, England, (1903-1950), 1984 Ovid, Italy, (c 43 BC), Metamorphoses Fernando Pessoa, Portugal, (1888-1935), The Book of Disquiet Edgar Allan Poe, United States, (1809-1849), The Complete Tales Marcel Proust, France, (1871-1922), Remembrance of Things Past Francois Rabelais, France, (1495-1553), Gargantua and Pantagruel Juan Rulfo, Mexico, (1918-1986), Pedro Paramo Jalal ad-din Rumi, Afghanistan, (1207-1273), Mathnawi Salman Rushdie, India/Britain, (b. 1947), Midnight's Children Sheikh Musharrif ud-din Sadi, Iran, (c 1200-1292), The Orchard Tayeb Salih, Sudan, (b. 1929), Season of Migration to the North Jose Saramago, Portugal, (b. 1922), Blindness William Shakespeare, England, (1564-1616), Hamlet; King Lear; Othello Sophocles, Greece, (496-406 BC), Oedipus the King Stendhal, France, (1783-1842), The Red and the Black Laurence Sterne, Ireland, (1713-1768), The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy Italo Svevo, Italy, (1861-1928), Confessions of Zeno Jonathan Swift, Ireland, (1667-1745), Gulliver's Travels Leo Tolstoy, Russia, (1828-1910), War and Peace; Anna Karenina; The Death of Ivan Ilyich and Other Stories Thousand and One Nights, India/Iran/Iraq/Egypt, (700-1500). Mark Twain, United States, (1835-1910), The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Valmiki, India, (c 300 BC), Ramayana Virgil, Italy, (70-19 BC), The Aeneid Walt Whitman, United States, (1819-1892), Leaves of Grass Virginia Woolf, England, (1882-1941), Mrs. Dalloway; To the Lighthouse Marguerite Yourcenar, France, (1903-1987), Memoirs of Hadrian

The six things I could never do without
cattle prod, rubber gloves, pint of milk. Three brown sticks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If the pope shits in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, did it really happen?
On a typical Friday night I am
the son of Lady Beryl Streeb-Greebling - a 'wonderful dancer' who was still dancing at 107 years of age, and who was capable of breaking a swan's wing with a blow of her nose - who inspired me to take up my life's work of teaching ravens to fly underwater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was sarah ferguson's personal stylist from 1986 to 1998.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You feel inspired by me.