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Pistol1111

29 M Paramus, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Name's Peter, live in NJ work in NYC. I'm just a good guy who always is having fun, making people laugh. I know the times to be serious, but usually thats just me preparing for my next witty comment. I can be sarcastic at times, so anyone I'm with will have to have a good sense of humor. I love to spend time talking about anything. To me, there's nothing more fun than the random conversations that people can get themselves into. As long as your an open person who isn't self conscious who knows how to have fun, you'll definitely have some fun with me. I think friendship is the key to any sort of relationship, so I definitely spend time getting to know people
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working full-time during the week for a small company, managing the sales department. On the weekends, you can find me in hoboken, nyc, AC. I always love to be active, whether its dinner, drinks, movies, whatever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pushing people to have a good time. I'm always cracking jokes, making people laugh. I'm also really good at quoting situations from movies/tv shows. It seems like every situation I'm in is like somethin I've seen before.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I am smiling. Probably because I'm making some charmingly witty comment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies- The usual: godfather, fight club, seven, pulp fiction, dark knight, forest Gump, usual suspects. The random: step brothers (anything with john c reilly or will ferrell too), Aladdin, 300, thank you for smoking, borat, Bruno... and a whole ton in the middle. It's hard to find a movie I HAVEN'T seen.

Tv - sunny in Philadelphia, top chef, archer, south park, community, curb your enthusiasm, game of thrones

Music- Ok so I totally have music ADD. I rarely make it through a full song on my ipod - which is fine I have 9,000. The ones that usually stay on the longest right now: dmb, dispatch, 90s rock, incubus, weezer, Coheed & Cambria, lupe fiasco, just name it.

Food - just stay away from cream cheese, sour cream, ranch dressing n mayo and I'm golden.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell, internet, my car, my music, sex, and my wine opener (not special, I just like wine)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people think Two and a Half Men is funny.

Why people think YOLO is a cool motto

Why people are self-described as down to earth as if anyone would ever look at themselves and publicly write of them differently.

Also - why the guy always has to be the one who sends the first message on these things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with my friends, Hoboken/NYC/Morristown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read womens profiles in the following order:
- you should message me if
- favorites
- self summary
Then last, pictures

Ps-Just realized I've never eaten a Big Mac in my life!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for some fun random interesting conversation...I'm curious to just chat a bit, no pressure to meet even, just see how the fun goes.

Either that, or you're just bored after reading everything and feel the need to tell me so