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You're still here? Color me surprised. Come in-- sit down! I was just sitting down for tea, but I'll pour a second cup. There. Hold it between your palms. Feel the smooth texture of the surface, the heat beginning to spread throughout. Take a breath; the aroma alone is half the experience. Relaxed? Good.

What's that? Something about me? In bulleted format? Certainly!
-I am currently pursuing a bachelor's in bioengineering at Pitt.
-I play the viola in the university's orchestra, as well as the honors college string quartet.
-My true home is in the rocky mountains; Glacier National Park is the most beautiful place on the planet.
-I've been to London, Paris, Rome, and Venice
-I fence Epee.
-I don't watch cable.

Studying and developing professional skills. I'll be more sure after the PhD.

Math and music. Oh, and writing, I'm told.

The hair.
Then they're surprised my mind isn't more untidy (again, because of the hair).
I tend to take ideas and run with them.

Composers: Dvorak, Shostakovich, Beethoven, Copland, Rimsky-Korsakov, Williams

Bands: Ratatat, Dio, Muse, Wax Tailor, Morcheeba, Loreena McKennitt, The Glitch Mob, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Books: The works of H.P. Lovecraft, Frankenstein, Good Omens, selected works of Pushkin, the Discworld Series, Ender's Game, Neuromancer, (etc.)

Games: Shadow of the Colossus, Phantasy Star Online 1, Grandia 2 (if you've played either of these I might love you already), TF2, Dear Esther, Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines, Minecraft (tekkit is my modpack of choice), and on and on and on...

Tabletop: D&D v3.5, old World of Darkness, used to do Magic: The Gathering, currently working on Changeling: The Lost

Anime: Gurren Lagann, Hellsing OVA, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Outlaw Star.

Webcomics: Nimona, Girl Genius, Romantically Apocalyptic, Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, Hark A Vagrant, Hannah is Not a Boy's Name, Yellow Peril, Johnny Wander, Three Panel Soul, Gunnerkrigg Court, DMFA, Wasted Talent... I can keep doing this all day, boys and girls.

Food:Everything, but if it's fermented I'll take some convincing. (I'm looking at you, hákarl...)

TV/Movies: Cloud Atlas, Futurama, My Little Pony, Sweeney Todd, Community, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Young Frankenstein, Lagaan.

1. The internet.
2. Air/gravity/glucose/strong-weak force balance
3. Nice food, every once in a while.
4. A loving family.
5. My best friends.
6. My self-respect.

How annoying it is when people say they're "contemplating the universe."
What I'm reading.
Where my life is headed.
Mostly cartoons and anime.

Going out with my best friends.

You are doing something good with your life.
You like a variety of webcomics.
You play a variety of modern or classic vidya-games (CoD doesn't count, guys...)
You want someone with whom you can speak intellectually on a variety of stupid things.
I haven't put you to sleep with all this.