EDIT: Monogamous relationship that will most likely lead to marriage! Feel free to chat with me still if you want, but not looking to date. Keeping this profile up only to talk to people in Finland/Norway/Sweden before I move there later this year. (not 100% sure which country it will be, yet)

Jeg forstår litt norsk/ jag pratar väldigt lite svenska

Reader's Digest Version: I'm a geeky cosplaying sorta-gothy metalhead gamer Discordian philosopher kinkster clownie psychonaut stoner historical re-enacter artisan gypsy tattooed pierced writer model massage therapist and fulltime weirdo.

Me, I'm just your un-average nerdy girl. I spend most of my time pursuing creative projects and traveling as much as humanly possible. I am a Discordian and a true chaotic neutral; My life can be extremely hectic, but I am full of interesting stories and experiences because of the chaos I embody. I'm extremely passionate, charismatic, creative, educated, liberated, silly, fun to be around, empathetic, funny, intelligent, motivated, compassionate, adventurous, and outgoing. I make no apologies for who I am.

I can be a little difficult to keep up with, even for myself, but I like that about me. I constantly crave a challenge and find myself easily bored when it is not there. I am deeply interested in philosophy and psychology, and love learning.

I am not here looking for casual sex; I realize my photos are sort of misleading. They are partially there to filter the jerks, and also because being naked is part of my passion - It's something I need any potential friends or romantic interests to be comfortable with (because it's non-negotiable).

I plan to only be in LA for another year to continue my education and artistic pursuits, and then I'm trying to move to Scandinavia - I'm a nomad. I keep really busy all the time, and I am a weird combination of hermit/socialite, so my free time is pretty limited.

I am way less serious than this initial paragraph may lead you to believe. Dickanus.

I'm a cosplay/fetish/alt/art/fashion/horror model, costume designer/wardrobe stylist, writer for several geek and music websites, write and act in low budget geek webseries (one about zombies, one about D&D), run an alternative photography group working on starting our own magazine, and am currently enrolled in school to further my massage studies. Translation: Im poor most of the time, but I enjoy my life a lot. My last "real" job was as a game tester, and that was barely a real job either. I have many goals, but I seldom make long term plans; I am very adaptable and like to leave myself open to whatever experiences present themselves. My lifestyle doesn't make me the most responsible person in the world, but my life has been incredibly rewarding and interesting, so I tend to not give a fuck so much about the rest.

If you're interested in any of the things I do, you can follow me at www.facebook.com/mistresszeldamodel

Kidnapping princesses, playing dress up, disappointing my mother, blowjaeorbs, getting lost while driving in Los Angeles, video games, cooking delicious meals/baking, having super rad hair, having more fun than everyone around me, dressing ridiculous for no reason at all, making people laugh, high fives, sleeping, breaking hearts, having an obnoxiously encyclopedic knowledge of metal, procrastinating, massages, psychology/understanding people, quoting every line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

That I am either in a costume or naked.

Also, tattoos. My hair is normally pretty intense too - I sort of like looking obnoxious.

I read a lot of fantasy, sci fi, horror, and cyberpunk novels.

Movies, I love bad, campy, cult, post-apocalyptic, dystopian/false utopian futures, cheesy 70s/80s/90s movies the most.

Music: Mostly metal; death, atmospheric/lo-fi and symphonic black, avant garde, post-metal, unshitty melodeath, folk, viking, djent, tech death, doom, industrial-metal, prog and gothic metal make up about 50% of my music collection. Neofolk, Scandinavian folk, industrial, post-industrial, martial, psytrance, cyber grind, psybient, dark ambient, ambient, breakcore, electro swing, rockabilly, psychobilly, zeuhl, neoclassical darkwave, flamenco, EDM, celtic, video game OST, bluegrass, glitch, drone, stoner, noise, sludge and horror punk make up most of the rest. I am most inclined toward music with dissonance, melancholy, complexity, minimalism, atmosphere, innovation, absurdity, energy, unusual/folk instruments, and/or haunting vocals. Does this list come off as pretentious? Good. You don't have to like the same TYPE of music as I do, but it's important that you be a discerning, passionate lover of music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dqKbzRqc5g Enjoy a song

Food: Everything. Brazilian, Argentine, Mexican, Italian, Polish/Jewish, Indian are my favorites. I enjoy ethnic foods and old world, and I'm a pretty damn good cook.

Metal, art, passion, boys with long hair, new experiences, inspiring people

Vreth from Finntroll .

I do lots of things. I could be anywhere. Places you are likely to find me: at a friend's, at a goth club, post-apocalyptic camping in the desert, performing, at a dungeon, at a themed party, at a masquerade ball, comic conventions, at a metal show, playing tabletop (D&D, Pathfinder or Cyberpunk), shooting photos, doing nothing, working on costumes/art, shooting video, working, reading, at the arcade, watching burlesque, KY jelly wrestling, at an SCA (medieval re-enactment) event, doing archery or knife throwing, in the forest, at an alternative fighting league, movies in the graveyard, urban exploration, some manner of shadowcast, etc. If it's an event that allows me to dress in some sort of ridiculous costume, I am probably there. I try not to turn down opportunities to do something new or odd. I work press at a lot of events so lately I've been at a ton of conventions and geek nights and SCA events.

I have made both balloon and clown porn. And balloon clown porn.

-You are Scandinavian and/or a metalhead with long hair
-You own a Thor, Prince of Persia, (classic) Joker or Casey Jones costume.
-You want to be Gomez to my Morticia.
-You are willing to marry me so I can get a blue card in Scandinavia.
-You need a well costumed arch nemesis.
-You know a cool band you think I'd like.
-You know how to sing like Jonas Renkse from Katatonia
-You are Jonas Renkse from Katatonia.
-You can do an awesome Antonio Banderas impersonation and wish to utilize this skill in the bedroom
-You are a tattoo artist who wants to trade me for massages/costume stuff/sex/eternal gratitude.
-You wish to challenge me to a chilli cook-off.
-You smoke two joints in the morning.
-You are in a metal band.
-You own a pinball machine.
-You have some sort of interesting or unique skill you can teach me, like armorworking, glass blowing, medieval cookery, jousting, etc