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29 • Los Angeles, CA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Oct 31, 2014
- 7′ 11″ (2.41m)
- Body type
- Used up
- Strictly kosher
- Islam, and very serious about it
- Pisces, and it matters a lot
- Dropped out of space camp
- More than $1,000,000
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
I'll be back in Finland/Norway/Sweden in September of this year! Let's meet up
Reader's Digest Version: I'm a geeky crafty cosplaying gothy metalhead gamer Discordian philosopher kinkster clownie psychonaut stoner historical re-enacter video game and web developer artisan gypsy tattooed pierced writer model massage therapist and fulltime weirdo.
Alternatively, just look at my photos. They sum me up pretty well.
Me, I'm just your un-average nerdy girl. I spend most of my time pursuing creative projects and traveling as much as humanly possible. I am a Discordian and a true chaotic neutral (although leaning more toward chaotic good nowadays); My life can be extremely hectic, but I am full of interesting stories and experiences because of it. I'm extremely passionate, charismatic, creative, self-educated, liberated, silly, fun to be around, empathetic, funny, intelligent, motivated, compassionate, adventurous, and outgoing (most of the time - I can be an introvert at times as well). I constantly crave a challenge and find myself easily bored when it is not there. I love philosophy and psychology, and learning of all kinds.
I am not here looking for casual sex; I realize my photos are sort of misleading. They are partially there to filter the jerks, and also because being naked is part of my passion - It's something I need any potential friends to be comfortable with (because it's non-negotiable). As said by a friend who I met originally on Okcupid, "My lifestyle might offend you, but I probably won't." I think it's important to carve your own place out in the world.
I plan to only be in LA for another year to continue my education and artistic pursuits - I'm a nomad. I keep really busy with work, hobbies and my boyfriend, so my free time is pretty limited.
I am way less serious than this initial paragraph may lead you to believe. Dickanus.
If you're interested in any of the things I do, you can follow me at www.facebook.com/mistresszeldamodel
I also am editor in chief of www.geekyfreaky.com and write and model for www.geekxgirls.com among other more adult-oriented websites.
Movies, I love bad, campy, cult, post-apocalyptic, dystopian/false utopian futures, cheesy 70s/80s/90s movies the most.
Music: Mostly metal; black metal in all it's many incarnations is my favorite (atmospheric/ambient/lo-fi, symphonic, post-black, blackjazz, etc..) with death, avant garde, post-metal, unshitty melodeath, folk, viking, djent, tech death, doom, industrial-metal, prog and gothic metal make up about 50% of my music collection. Neofolk, freak folk, folktronica, Scandinavian folk, industrial, post-industrial, martial, psytrance, cyber grind, psybient, dark ambient, ambient, breakcore, electro swing, rockabilly, psychobilly, baroque, 90s nostalgia, indie rap, baroque, trip hop, steampunk, klezmer, mathcore, chiptunes, zeuhl, neoclassical darkwave, flamenco, EDM, celtic, video game OST, bluegrass, glitch, drone, stoner, noise, sludge and horror punk make up most of the rest. I am most inclined toward music with dissonance, melancholy, complexity, minimalism, atmosphere, innovation, absurdity, energy, unusual/folk instruments, and/or haunting vocals. Does this list come off as pretentious? Good. You don't have to like the same TYPE of music as I do, but it's important that you be a discerning, passionate lover of music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrnyXmrIq1M Enjoy a song
Food: Everything. Brazilian, Argentine, Mexican, Italian, Polish/Jewish, Indian are my favorites. I enjoy ethnic foods and old world, and I'm a pretty damn good cook.
-You own a Thor, Prince of Persia, or Casey Jones costume.
-You want to be Gomez to my Morticia.
-You need a well costumed arch nemesis.
-You know a cool band you think I'd like.
-You know how to sing like Jonas Renkse from Katatonia
-You are Jonas Renkse from Katatonia.
-You wish to challenge me to a chilli cook-off.
-You smoke two joints in the morning.
-You are in a metal band.
-You own a pinball machine.
-You have some sort of interesting or unique skill you can teach me
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