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Placentapede-

23 M Waukegan, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty weird, I guess. I tell pretty dumb jokes and sometimes try to gross friends out with "would you rather" questions. Other than that, I'm not too interesting.. unfortunately D;
What I’m doing with my life
Just graduated from college with my Bachelors in Biology :D pretty happy with that. I spend a lot of time eating and pooping, because that's just how I do. Along with long sessions of gaming because I suck ultra sausages at this real life stuff.
I’m really good at
Video games
Being sarcastic
Being embarrassingly awkward around girls I find attractive
Breathing
Eating
Existing, loljk no one knows I exist u.u
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm odd.
I'm a zombie.
I'm also a ghost and an alien all at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I need to work on that.. recommendations?
Movies: Sunshine, RHPS, The thing (original), The Fountain, Insidious, The Holy Mountain (lol you should watch it).
Shows: Nip/Tuck, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Regular Show.
Music: Audioslave, Smashing Pumpkins, Cursive, Deftones, Sleigh Bells, Skrillex, Die Antwoord.
Food: Your face.
The six things I could never do without
My blood, as opposed to someone else's.
Not being dead
Embarrassing myself
Video games
People who are not dead.
Eyeballs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff and junk.
Why I'm so socially inept.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing minecraft, out at a movie, or most likely at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll be honest, I've never been able to talk to a girl that I found attractive in person, I just sigh and feel bad.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're as much of an introvert as I am.
You're thoroughly into gaming.
You think I'm not a dickbutt.
You're alive, but I guess I'd be more impressed if you messaged me while being dead..