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24 Waxhaw, NC Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 31
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's be honest, nobody's REALLY good at these things, but I'll try my best. I'm also way more fun to actually talk to so don't be shy!

I'm a recent graduate from USC who's back living and working in Charlotte. I'm about to start teaching, which is super exciting!

To try and sum myself up, think the big goofy guy in any given Judd Apatow movie... So basically Seth Rogen. Alternitively, I am Marshall from How I Met Your Mother. On a general day, if I'm not working, I'll be playing guitar, sketching, reading or vidya gaming... Assuming I'm not out hanging with friends.

I've got a dog as well, a little Pomeranian named Frank (after Frank Reynolds). He's an adorable little rescue dog... So yes, I'm a dog/animal person. Cats are nice too.

I'm also a bit of a nerd. Having said that, however, that doesn't mean that I'm one of those socially awkward "yeah dude let's play some D'n'D" kinda nerds. Although, I'll totally admit to having played DnD before. Oh well. I like Star Wars and fantasy and tech-y stuff, but you'd never know unless I told you... Which I guess I have.

TL;DR: Nice guy, easy going, likes animals, a nerd without the social awkwardness. Also, I'm an ENFP, if that means anything to you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach high school kids math! It's super fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining people, cooking, playing guitar, drawing, cracking jokes, being a white guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a very, very, very defined voice. You'll hear me enter the building long before you see me. Also, I've been told that I have pretty hair? Oh, and I quote, I have "very sexy eyebrow arches". So I guess that's a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
To Kill a Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451, Obviously all the obligatory ones like Harry Potter, I absolutely loved the Redwall series back in the day.
Poe and Twain are amazing.

Star Wars, Bronson, Austin Powers, Ghostbusters, Early '90s Adam Sandler, The Hangover, Elf, Dodgeball. Generally anything super goofy or funny.

South Park, It's Always Sunny, Daily Show, Regular Show/Adventure Time, Community, 30 Rock
Generally anything funny. Also, having never seen an episode, David Tennant is the best Doctor, period.

Alt Rock
Occasionally Metal
'90s Grunge
Really anything other than Country and some Rap.
Also, I've really been on a Coheed and Cambria kick lately, so we can talk about that if you want. Also, if you've ever heard of the Protomen and/or the Arrogant Sons of Bitches, we can be super friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music (iPod, I guess)
2. Sketch pad and pencils (does that count as two?)
3. Guitar
4. Good beer
5. My friends
6. And my dog!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this where I'm supposed to be super suave and say "you"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not with my overly large friend group, I'm at home either writing with a movie on in the background, or being super antisocial and playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm... I guess you'll have to message me to find out. Winky face.
You should message me if
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If you're looking to meet somebody who's laid back and allegedly a lot of fun!

Also, if you've ever described yourself as 'weird' or 'quirky', then we could be friends. Probably. Hopefully.
And more specifically message me if one of these things tickles your fancy:

-There is no such thing as too spicy.
-You like the way I can work a g-string. And the a-string, and the b-string and the e-strings...
-You like intellectual conversation that can somehow degrade into stupid butt jokes and then evolve back into intelligence.
-You like stupid jokes about butts and other ASSorted body parts.
-You like puns.
-You're sassy.
-You want a cook.
-You like cuddling and massages. I'm handsy, sorry I'm not sorry.