Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's be honest, nobody's REALLY good at these things, but I'll try
my best. I'm also way more fun to actually talk to so don't be
I'm a recent graduate from USC who's back living and working in
Charlotte. I'm about to start teaching, which is super
To try and sum myself up, think the big goofy guy in any given Judd
Apatow movie... So basically Seth Rogen. Alternitively, I am
Marshall from How I Met Your Mother. On a general day, if I'm not
working, I'll be playing guitar, sketching, reading or vidya
gaming... Assuming I'm not out hanging with friends.
I've got a dog as well, a little Pomeranian named Frank (after
Frank Reynolds). He's an adorable little rescue dog... So yes, I'm
a dog/animal person. Cats are nice too.
I'm also a bit of a nerd. Having said that, however, that doesn't
mean that I'm one of those socially awkward "yeah dude let's play
some D'n'D" kinda nerds. Although, I'll totally admit to having
played DnD before. Oh well. I like Star Wars and fantasy and tech-y
stuff, but you'd never know unless I told you... Which I guess I
TL;DR: Nice guy, easy going, likes animals, a nerd without the
social awkwardness. Also, I'm an ENFP, if that means anything to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach high school kids math! It's super fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining people, cooking, playing guitar, drawing, cracking
jokes, being a white guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a very, very, very defined voice. You'll hear me enter the
building long before you see me. Also, I've been told that I have
pretty hair? Oh, and I quote, I have "very sexy eyebrow arches". So
I guess that's a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
To Kill a Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451, Obviously all the obligatory
ones like Harry Potter, I absolutely loved the Redwall series back
in the day.
Poe and Twain are amazing.
Star Wars, Bronson, Austin Powers, Ghostbusters, Early '90s Adam
Sandler, The Hangover, Elf, Dodgeball. Generally anything super
goofy or funny.
South Park, It's Always Sunny, Daily Show, Regular Show/Adventure
Time, Community, 30 Rock
Generally anything funny. Also, having never seen an episode, David
Tennant is the best Doctor, period.
Really anything other than Country and some Rap.
Also, I've really been on a Coheed and Cambria kick lately, so we
can talk about that if you want. Also, if you've ever heard of the
Protomen and/or the Arrogant Sons of Bitches, we can be super
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music (iPod, I guess)
2. Sketch pad and pencils (does that count as two?)
4. Good beer
5. My friends
6. And my dog!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this where I'm supposed to be super suave and say "you"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not with my overly large friend group, I'm at home either
writing with a movie on in the background, or being super
antisocial and playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmmm... I guess you'll have to message me to find out. Winky face.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking to meet somebody who's laid back and allegedly a
lot of fun!
Also, if you've ever described yourself as 'weird' or 'quirky',
then we could be friends. Probably. Hopefully.
And more specifically message me if one of these things tickles
-There is no such thing as too spicy.
-You like the way I can work a g-string. And the a-string, and the
b-string and the e-strings...
-You like intellectual conversation that can somehow degrade into
stupid butt jokes and then evolve back into intelligence.
-You like stupid jokes about butts and other ASSorted body
-You like puns.
-You want a cook.
-You like cuddling and massages. I'm handsy, sorry I'm not sorry.
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