24 Oklahoma City, OK
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My self-summary
Hey, I'm new to Oklahoma City! You should leave a good impression because I'm going to generalize your personality to all Oklahomans, and you don't want to give your state a bad name.
What I’m doing with my life
Adjusting to the wonderful world of being an adult - having nothing you have to do after 5, remembering not to swear in front of people, and getting 21% APR loans. Right now I'm doing programming work at the tax commission but in a few years I'd like to move to the Bay area and do some software development with the intelligent folks there, maybe even start my own business.
I’m really good at
Computer things, truth or dare, theater, anything that involves making a fool of myself in public
The first things people usually notice about me
If they are a Legend of Zelda fan they might comment that I look like a Goron. I would oblige them by eating a rock.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like movies and books that are complicated and arcane and poorly edited. The Matrix Revolutions, Name of the Rose, Game of Thrones.

Sushi is good. Do they have sushi here? By the way I lived in Japan last year so I know about sushi. I'm glad I got a chance to slip that fact in to subtly raise my dating value.
The six things I could never do without
Trashy Pop
My dream journal
Dad jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Disaster scenarios. Does anyone else do this? "It would be a good idea to stockpile some water." "I wonder how much a generator costs?" "It should befriend a small, rural community in a temperate climate so I can join their ranks if the world goes south."
On a typical Friday night I am
I've had two Friday nights in OKC so far. Night 1: Looking at apartments. Night 2: Waiting 4 hours at a used auto store. So on a typical night I am waiting in someone's apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like it when a girl leaves hickeys.
You should message me if
you like me. Or if you're a Game of Thrones fan. Or both.