Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd had it all planned out. I'd researched writing a fantastic
profile, I'd made a list of my best qualities. Then I wrote it, and
rewrote it, and rewrote it again.
I have written some good blurbs, and some... not good blurbs,
actually some of them were steaming piles of sopping cattle
emissions. But in the end I realized something important, a
personal revelation even greater than that incredibly satisfying
metaphor I just made up.
I don't actually give a damn. I have no idea if I'm actually
interested in meeting anyone on here. If I read "I'm shy until you
get to know me" one more time, I will likely eat my laptop. I'll
even put it up on youtube because "Someone hold my beer while I try
this" just doesn't flow as beautifully as misanthropic disdain of
self-sacrificial proportions. I'll be like the Jesus of hate. The
not-hero you all need, rather than the one you deserve.
If you don't know what any of those words up above, get a
dictionary. I'll wait. Self-enrichment is important.
So TL;DR, you're a special snowflake and someday you'll find
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am being slowly digested by an amoral universe. Also, eating
pocky. Like once every four months or so I get a box. What can I
say, I'm a regular Kurt Cobain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sounding like an idiot. Can't say the same about not sounding
like an asshole though. ^___^
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The WHOLE Dresden Files series
My Little Monster
Sweet as a Whole by Sara Bareilles
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tritium / Dueterium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative ways of expressing my love/hate for the important people
in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pissing off the internet mob by pointing out the hypocrisy of their
You should message me if
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You habitually make poor decisions.
Who are you looking for?
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