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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–34
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:02pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd had it all planned out. I'd researched writing a fantastic profile, I'd made a list of my best qualities. Then I wrote it, and rewrote it, and rewrote it again.

I have written some good blurbs, and some... not good blurbs, actually some of them were steaming piles of sopping cattle emissions. But in the end I realized something important, a personal revelation even greater than that incredibly satisfying metaphor I just made up.

I don't actually give a damn. I have no idea if I'm actually interested in meeting anyone on here. If I read "I'm shy until you get to know me" one more time, I will likely eat my laptop. I'll even put it up on youtube because "Someone hold my beer while I try this" just doesn't flow as beautifully as misanthropic disdain of self-sacrificial proportions. I'll be like the Jesus of hate. The not-hero you all need, rather than the one you deserve.

If you don't know what any of those words up above, get a dictionary. I'll wait. Self-enrichment is important.

So TL;DR, you're a special snowflake and someday you'll find eternal love.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am being slowly digested by an amoral universe. Also, eating pocky. Like once every four months or so I get a box. What can I say, I'm a regular Kurt Cobain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sounding like an idiot. Can't say the same about not sounding like an asshole though. ^___^
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The WHOLE Dresden Files series
My Little Monster
Sweet as a Whole by Sara Bareilles
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tritium / Dueterium
RC Helicopter
Good Intentions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative ways of expressing my love/hate for the important people in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pissing off the internet mob by pointing out the hypocrisy of their self-righteousness.
You should message me if
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You habitually make poor decisions.