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Plasmabunny

30 M Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
In summary, I'm a smart ass. I have a witty response to almost everything. People have often asked if I sit up at night coming up with this stuff. The answer to that is nope. My speed on the draw has more to do with excessive consumption of humorous media over the years, than time invested at night.

I'm rather clever, and a tad devious.

I am not a vegitarian, nor a vegan. I enjoy meat, but sometimes a good meal really doesn't NEED any meat in it.

You'll have to pry my cheese, and eggs from my cold dead fingers though.

I generally believe going on here (okcupid) is a waste of time, but perhaps I will be surprised.
What I’m doing with my life
Drugs, booze, and rock and roll. I missed the 27 year old death due to hard partying, and hope to end my existence by the age of 37.

In reality, I do not do drugs, avoid alcohol (gives me heartburn sadly), and enjoy my rock and roll privately.
I’m really good at
Being a terrible influence.

Improvising.
The first things people usually notice about me
People always seem to realize that I'm really fun and easy to tease. Apparently the way I narrow my eyes is hilarious. I don't get it, but that's probably part of why it's so funny. >___>
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty much everything, and how it connects to everything else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am completely unwilling to admit anything private on here. Maybe in person, if you've earned it. Otherwise, not a chance.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy the company of someone who likes to insert dialogue over a movie you are watching in order to make you completely bust a gut.