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  • Ages 25-34
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Last online
Nov 17
5' 11" (1.80m)
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English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm rather weird. My sense of humor varies between disturbing and absurd. I can laugh at pretty much anything, and I spend more time laughing at myself than anything else. I'm very creative, and can spin insane stories at the drop of a hat (and occasionally convince people these stories are true, because I also like to tell people interesting things I know :P)

My interests tend to be very intellectual, I am fascinated by complex systems. Particularly social systems, and communication. This includes social structures, decision making structures, and security (both meatspace and cyberspace domains).

I am cheeky, and have been known to imitate animals (such as walking around the house like a Velociraptor). I also have a wicked maniacal laugh, and a decent singing voice (both of which will be used, often in public places). If you become embarrassed easily, I suggest giving me a heads up so I don't put you in an awkward situation.

I'm kind hearted, and pro-social. I like to help people, and often do little things to bring a smile to the faces of people in my life (and occasionally complete strangers). That being said I don't do much volunteering as crowds make me uncomfortable. I can speak in front of a group no problem, but I have trouble being inside of a large group. I'm even worse off if it is loud, I like to hear the people I am with.

That's me in a nut shell. Message me if you find that appealing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a very silly person, and people have often described me as cute. I like to keep the mood light, and I don't let little things like senseless social mores keep me from making people smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The WHOLE Dresden Files series
My Little Monster
Sweet as a Whole by Sara Bareilles
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tritium / Dueterium
RC Helicopter
Good Intentions

Oh, and google. I guess that's seven. I probably got put on a few international watch lists googling the above list ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you ask other people what I spend a lot of time on, they would probably guess witty repartee. But the truth is I make that shit up on the fly. I blame early exposure to literacy.

I spend a lot of time thinking about how we all fit together. People often think our society is deteorating. But I honestly believe we are better off today than we ever were. We just need to have faith in each other and ourselves and keep working at making things better. It's when we give up and start only looking out for ourselves that societies start falling apart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pissing off the internet mob by pointing out the hypocrisy of their self-righteousness. ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You habitually make poor decisions. ^___^