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32 San Francisco, CA Woman


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My "thinking hard" face.

Don't be concerned about the cross; I just think it looks cute with bodily fluids on it. Adorable.

Better keep these from floating away.

Before going to go teach a class.

Here, this is black and white so it's probably kind of artsy, San Francisco should love it.


They're not standard issue, no.

I can't really think of a snarky, kinda dirty caption for this. Please send your suggestions.

Princesses are skinny. And their one-size fits all lingerie doesn't fit right over their fake tits, I guess.

This is the before. You should really see the after photo.