I think I am completely bonkers, but don't worry... I have my act together. I know when to be an adult.

I like to vaccum, but I hate to dust. I am the boss in Candy Crush Saga and you are the assistant.

I like to take apart pens and attempt to put them back together. I chew on straws and coffee stirrers. If it's on the internet, I can find it.

I absolutely love my niece. And coffee.

I make math special, watch babies and toddlers, and an unnecessary amount of Barney.

I've spent the past year and some months on becoming less fat. I don't see myself stopping that anytime soon.

picking things up with my toes, being passive aggressive, getting mascara on this one spot on my eyelid, and quoting Anchorman.

I get told I look young for my age. I have a student who always asks me if I am 18.

Books: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day

Movies: Lilo and Stitch

Shows: The Walking Dead

Music: New Found Glory

Food: Carne asada burritos

Jesus, my parents, my iPhone, pajama pants, a giant water bottle, and mascara.

Why Pandora keeps playing Coldplay songs when I 'thumbs down' every single one?

Taking a coma of a nap until 8:30pm and then deciding from there.

I have a Swiftkit app on my phone.

you have no intention (EVER) of asking me this question: "What do you like to do for fun?"