I’m curious and passionate and creative and thoughtful. Enlightened to some degree or another. I like asking questions, and getting in deep. I love figuring out how things work. I’m at my best when I’m excited about something. So much, in fact, that people feel the need to tell me to keep my voice down. If you are looking for quiet and stoic, you’re welcome to come watch me sleep.
If you want to know what *I AM* looking for, look up Natasha Bedingfield's 'Soulmate' on youtube...'nuff said.
A couple of things about kissing...kissing is an art...a true innate ability. Mouths should meet but not be noticed, felt but not be conscious of...the kiss should be the entire body not only the mouth. It is not hard to kiss or kiss well...it is hardest to kiss someone's soul...run your tongue across their want and draw out their need. Allow her the trust to ask for what she really wants, what she needs.
Hmmm...I have two women in front of me. One likes vanilla intercourse and the other wants her partner to hold a vibrator to her cl*t while she’s upside down in a wheel barrow, wearing a pirate costume. Which one do you think I choose? ;)
I really don't like talking about myself. if you wish to know more, please message me.
Some things about me:
1. Music is my favorite thing in the world(other than my kids). I enjoy my music with guitar solos,not drum machines.
2. I despise lying/cheating. I don't give second chances, so don't ask
3. I'm into sports, notably football and hockey. They don't run my life, but I won't feel guilty about watching them.
6. I do not have a jealous bone in my body. Girls night out? No problem. I'll refer you to #2.
7. I am not religious. I do not care if you are. However, I will not join in. FYI: I lead a very moral life.
8. I'm affectionate. I love sex. If this is an issue for you, please move on. I have a healthy sex drive, and will not apologize for it.
Some things about you:
1. Be honest, and genuine. Again, see #2 above.
2. Have a healthy sex drive. Non-negotiable.
3. Be over your propensity for serial-dating, and hopping from guy to guy.
4. Superficial? Move along. While I agree that SOME physical attraction is neccesary, I'm not looking for, nor am I attracted to 'Barbie' types. And I sure as h*ll ain't Ken. If you are looking for a model, or some hot rodeo rider named Cody - move along.
5. Be a GREAT kisser.
6. And here's a novel concept - actually look like your picture! Otherwise, you're buying me drinks until you do.
One more VERY important thing. I will NOT chase you. I have no interest in puffing up your ego, or giving constant reassurance of my interest. Believe me, if I'm interested in you...you will know. If we start chatting semi-regularly, and your texts become sporadic, and/or resort to one-word responses 3 days after I messaged you - obviously your attention is elsewhere, on someone else. I've wrestled whether to even care about this...but I kept coming back to the realization that I'm not putting effort into something with limited return potential.
I’ve been told by a multitude of people that my profile is intimidating. I find this amusing. Strength, brains, and independence should not be intimidating qualities, they should be endearing ones. I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet.
Finally, you should message me if:
1. You don’t live or speak in clichés. “Work hard/play harder, the glass is half full, at home in a C*cktail dress as much as in jeans and a baseball cap, looking for a partner in crime” GAAAAH!!! STOP IT!!!
2. You just want to talk to someone really awesome and you know how to tell the truth. If you live nearby(within 75 miles) and you want a fishing buddy(just kidding, I'd rather watch Pauley Shore give a State of the Union Address). If you think it's fun and sexy to get your ass kicked at a game of Drunken Trivial Pursuit. If you made it this far in my profile... c'mon your a little curious...you know it.
3. You are one or more of the following: sophisticated, elevated, intelligent, interesting. These things capture my attention.
4. You enjoy the seduction.
5. You think the brain is the sexiest part of the human body.
6. You can make me exclaim "OH F*CK YEAH!" for any reason at all.
P.S. I know there are a lot of people on here who don’t show the courtesy of answering messages. And I can’t understand why someone can’t take a few minutes to answer a person who took the time to write to them, whether they’re interested or not. I don’t typically send a lot of first messages, but I’ll always answer a message I receive because everyone deserves an answer…and who knows what can come from a message.
P.P.S. I often wonder if dropping those extra two letters in the word ‘you’ is really the time saver so many of you think it is.
Lastly(which IS different than FINALLY), to all those women who are emotionally unavailable, but somehow find themselves on a dating site - playing with peoples' feelings...I have a question for you: Do you want to drag around the past like a broken little toy or swallow the future like the sexy girl you are?