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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:03pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Revamp: Sweeping up the dust and leaving entertaining, vague insights.

I am rarely bored by any topic as long as the person explaining is enthused and invested.

Pessimistic by nature. Optimistic by character.

While I have a fairly vast sense of humor, it is typically very dry and more observance based.

Joel Hodgson will always be one of my favorite humans.

I am thoroughly convinced the best people in the world are those who make things.

I typically am very receptive. Diction, body language, that kind of stuff as well as other little things like flavors in food, bad acting and production in movies, and noticing when things are made on the cheap.

Disc golfer, fetlifer( a possibly more heartfelt profile), day dreamer, avid napper. Hot messes need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching Will Sasso Vines.

My "9 to 5" is game design. It's a small, small office but I love the air of problem solving and world creation. You don't have to love games but I'd prefer it if you at least respected them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about anything with an equally excitable conversationalist. Anything.

Taking things apart in my head: movies, machinery, basically anything that most people take for granted. Fishing. Legos. Cooking. Reading body language.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't smile as much as other people and I'm okay with that. I am a happy, receptive person but I don't feel the urge to drown others in my expressions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Get ready, this is the long bit:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Catch Me if You Can, Children of Men, LOTR series, anything from Pixar (minus Cars 2 and Planes...) or Studio Ghibli, Hot Fuzz, Silver Linings Playbook, Steve Zissou and the Life Aquatic, Avengers, District 9, Old Boy (original, haven't seen the new one.), The Dark Knight, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011), Jiro Dreams of Sushi, 50/50, Cabin in the Woods, Gran Torino, Taken, Wreck-It Ralph, Her, Pacific Rim, Looper, Godzilla (2014), X-Men: First Class and Days of Future Past, Interstellar, The Grand Budapest Hotel

I don't read a lot right now. Audio books suit my time and distractions better.
Hitchhiker's Guide series, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings series, Steve Jobs Biography, A Song of Ice and Fire series, In the Name of the Wind, Ready Player One, I'm becoming a fan of Kurt Vonnegut as well as a few others who's names I'll include later.

Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Community, Good Eats (and plenty of other cooking shows), Top Gear (Britain), Mythbusters, IT Crowd, Iron Chef (Japan and I'm ok with USA), Firefly, Breaking Bad, Flight of the Conchords, Penny-Arcade: The Series, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Futurama, Blackadder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ugly Americans, Archer, Blue Mountain State, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Orange is the New Black, 30 Rock, House of Cards. Arrow is growing on me but holy fuck, Hannibal is an incredible show in all regards.

I am usually pretty cold blooded when it comes to listening to music. This means I like to be influential, to be more upbeat/fast/brain tickled if any of that makes sense. I have listened to certain albums and it has made me feel like I could explode. Funk commands my basic motor functions. I pretty much detest dubstep and "pop-country".
Fang Island, Modest Mouse, Justice, Anamanaguchi, Daft Punk, MGMT, LCD Sound System, They Might Be Giants, Alex Mauer, David Pencil, The Black Keys, Blur, Chromeo, Bonobo, Flight of the Conchords, Weird Al, Franz Ferdinand, Vampire Weekend, Phoenix, Girl Talk, The White Stripes, Miike Snow, Beck, Gorillaz, The Lonely Island, Death Cab for Cutey, Empire of the Sun, Modeselektor.

Bill Burr, Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt, Robin Williams, Michael Ian black, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Attel, David Cross, Dov Davidoff, Jim Gaffigan, George Carlin, Maria Bamford, Mike Birbiglia. Brian Regan is growing on me.

Soup is the best but I do love me some rice dishes, fresh baked/broiled fish, steak, burritos, pizza, tamales, sushi, tapenade, felafel. The Cheesecake Factory's Red Velvet Cheesecake is amazing. I can be picky some nights but you'd be hard pressed to find a place for me to turn my nose up at. Unless we're talking fast food or holes in the wall.. Is that hypocritical?

Video Games
A majority of the Legend of Zelda series, Faster Than Light, Roller Coaster Tycoon series, Galaga, Metroid Fusion, Mario Kart series, Pokemon gen. 1 and 2, Most of what comes out of Double Fine Studios, Pikmin series, Counter Strike series, Unreal Tournament series, ES: Skyrim, XCom: Enemy Within, Hearthstone, Assassin's Creed series

Board Games
(more as I play more!)
King of Tokyo, Dungeon Dice, Last Night on Earth, Munchkin,

Lots of non-domestic beers(Miller, Bud, and Coors are seriously crap. I am not above getting a cheap beer, but they're crap.), B.Nektar's Zombie Killer Mead (holy crap...), Vodka + (whatever)

I had been sitting on this one as a little joke but the more I thought about it and the more art I complete or imagine, I couldn't pick one. Art is all about contrast, complimentary, warmth, cold, juxtaposition. Bright oranges and hints of red and yellow alongside deep purples with bits of cerulean and a few streaks of evergreen. Sunsets made fantasy with the colors you feel you see more than you actually do. And sometimes you are surprised how right you can be. Check out this beautiful madness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to focus my mind on
My laptop with Internet
Games (as a field of study)
Sense of humor (I love making people laugh. If I can't, I feel kinda shitty)
Close friends
Food that inspires me to cook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How sharp the double edged sword of being the species that is capable or recognizing intellectual consciousness.

My generalized anxiety and depression of which I suffer daily. I am getting help but know each day is not as easy to face as the last. Additionally, it comes with it self-confidence issues. This basically means I have my good days and my bad days. I feel this is important to put on here as it's irrational, painful, and indiscriminately ruthless. This doesn't mean I let it just take over but if you can relate or know how bad it can be you know it's nothing to take lightly. Sometimes it ruins a perfectly normal day, sometimes an upbeat companion is all I need to work it out.
Scoffers need no apply.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ambivalent. But up for adventure. Or getting ready for adventure the next morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm still thinking about whether or not I want to have kids. It's very much dependent on the kind of person I meet , the kind of political/economical climate and stability the two of us would have to offer. Being of a household that fell apart very much changes the process in which I consider this. I don't talk about much of this I've found so I figure here's a good opportunity.

Also, I have a beard hair that grows in a perfect corkscrew.
You should message me if
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Some or most of:

- You have goals, short or long term, that drive you.

- Standards are welcome. Don't be afraid to not settle for bullshit.

- Though Estabrook's is closed , the thought of going to a beer garden and drinking a massive, tasty beer sounds fun. (It opens on the 30th!!!)

- You like to plan things. Going to other countries, going to IKEA and filling a house will cool shit, road trips, or parties. And delightfully complicating things by including someone else(that's me!)sounds fun.

- You want to get some olives and cheese and pretend to be all snooty and shit.


- You detest knee jerk reactions or cheesy one liners for humor in relationships. I like to stay sharp and not fall on tropes when it comes to observing and reacting to things.

- The idea of going on a date where we basically pretend to be mute: We simply point to things, read each others faces and expressions, and everything we do to communicate becomes more intimate and engrossing. Waitstaff and customer service interactions are acceptable exclusions. Laughing as well. ;) (At least after the first date or at least a week of remote conversation, haha)

- Trying something new or out of practice to both of us is not only exciting but satisfying.

- If you have more to say than just, "You know how to have fun!". What kind of fun? There's a lot.

- You get tickled in your brain by the algorithm of this site's match percentages. Especially considering how little it can matter when a 90% match says that they are 100% certain they want someone who believes in the same politics they do and you don't agree with them. This site kind of can kill that romantic irony, sadly.

- You don't wear pajama pants out of the house, like going to Applebee's/TGI Fridays/Red Lobster, or enjoy "The Big Bang Theory". Or at least, LEAST, don't prefer to do any of the previous.

- You are not put off by the fact this site thinks I'm not a romantic by others standards. I am very emotionally expressive to the right kind of people.