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PlebianSupreme

29 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
If I had to describe myself in one word I would say that I am eclectic. I love to try and experience new things, I love to learn new things, and I love meeting new people. And out of all these experiences I take the best of all of it and apply (or at least try ;-D ) to my life.

As far as what I’m looking for, honestly and kindness are the most important things; especially when paired together. I rather enjoy fake arrogance but I detest fake humility. You should be the least critical person you know. You don’t judge people, or at least try not to act on it when you do :) You understand the importance of and are willing to endure the discomfort of speaking honestly, hopefully with some degree of tact. You’re not entitled; you don’t think that the world owes you things that it doesn’t owe all other decent people. And perhaps most importantly, while you’ve been humbled and disappointed by life, you haven’t let these experiences jade you.

In the end, I'm looking for a great friend, a companion, and a lover (not necessarily in that order). Everything else is icing on the cake, although a good sense of sarcastic humor may be a prerequisite.

A few additional quirks you’ll probably want to know include:
- I have a mildly embarrassing addiction to reality TV shows like What Not To Wear, Fear Factor, and Real Housewives of (City X). Or at least I did when I still had cable. Oh snap!

- I’m easily baited into conversations about philosophy, psychology, science, and other nerdy stuff, although I promise not to bore you unless you've been very very naughty.

- At times I've been known to break into fits of movie quoting, kind of like a Jekyl and Hyde thing except I don’t wear a top hat and kill people.

This may be one of my favorite things ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8&feature=kp
What I’m doing with my life
Volunteer work, grad school apps, non-profit office work, chilling.

I've been working on call at a sexual assault crisis center (part of my volunteer work) for over two years now. It's challenging but amazingly rewarding work.
I’m really good at
Fixing stuff. Productivity increases with beer and pizza.
Being way too sarcastic for my own good / aka putting my foot in my mouth.
Cooking (Def. passion of mine)
Abbreviating definite/definitely as def.
Being a space cadet.
Acting as source of cheap labor.
Listening.
Taking the conversation to that next level
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice and how I should be in radio. Or is it ON radio? I can never remember.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as movies go, think Evil Dead + Shawshank Redemption + Being John Malkovich + No Country for Old Men. I'm not sure what that equals, but I'm willing to bet it'd be the shit.

I have a problem constantly reading non-fiction books. It's not a big deal or anything; I just break out into hives and start sweating if I don't. And then wake up in forest, naked, covered in animal blood. Like I said, not a big deal.

Indie, Hip-hop, rock, classic rock, and alternative are all choice.
Bring it back with "Papercutz" By K-OS. This song is better than sex. Well... almost.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR2obw3NhWY

I've never met a well-made meal I didn't like.
The six things I could never do without
garlic,
sarcasim,
snooze alarm,
swear words,
bag fries,
other people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would happen if Pinocchio said, "My nose is about to grow."

Why Sandra Bullock seemingly never ages. My current theory is that she is a Highlander. There can be only ONE!

Nonsensical questions to ask small children.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking a brew, chillin' with the friends, or hotline work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love The Princess Bride.

I blush like super easy. Sometimes cause I'm embarrassed, sometimes for like no reason, and then on weekends, holidays, and all throughout May.

When I was three I microwaved a snail. True story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a "regular ability to express certain emotions, especially mirth or delight, by a series of spontaneous, usually unarticulated sounds often accompanied by corresponding facial and bodily movements." (Flailing body movements are acceptable).

Uber dooper funtime special bonus points if you have animals. Unless you have a cage free spider and scorpion collection.

Disclaimer: I don't play games. Unless of course they are board games (Settlers of Catan is the shit). But seriously, I don't do that "3 day waiting then call" crap or name drop my female friends to make you super jelly. If I like you I'll tell you. Straight to your face! You've been warned...