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Pleepers

39 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hmm...let's see.

I like: hats, bags (the more features and pockets the better Tumi is my favorite right now), shoes, dressing up (not just 'nice' dressing up--I have a luchador costume), running (also in conjunction with dressing up), lifting, eating, drinking, sex, concerts/festivals, punk, metal, hardcore, electronica, trance--essentially a range from Henry Rollins to Barbra Striesand, Apple products, Jeeps, Minis, Martinis, talking about things you shouldn't talk about (politics, sex & religion), non-fiction, Thomas Jefferson, watching old sitcoms, The Daily Show, Stephen Colbert, playing my guitars (Gibson SG is my baby, if you care), cats, spas, saunas and steam rooms (just discovered King Spa--highly recommend it. Family-friendly if that's your thing.), the Cubs, Da Bears, the Lions, The Red Wings and I'm starting to get into soccer.

Dislikes: children, people with no sense of humor, intellectually lazy people (deliberately or naturally), drama (family or otherwise), people that don't pick up after their dogs, bicyclists who think the rules of the road don't apply to them, people who think with their gut and not their head, Dell products, and the following people in no logical order: Jewel, Drew Barrymore, Andie McDowell, Edie Brickell, any mother from Toddlers and Tieras (or any person on a reality show, really), Train and that guy who sang the "Fireflies" song.

Oh yeah-- I have a stuffed traveling & drinking monkey with his own Facebook page.

Top that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Though there is always the minuscule chance that I could end up meeting a cool person on here who wants to be friends with a 39-year-old man in an open relationship, the real reason I joined was to find my "Arches" (like on The Venture brothers).

The way it breaks down is "Arches" and "Allies".

The perfect "Arch Nemisis" is a 0% Friend and 100% enemy. Allies are, naturally, the opposite.

If I were to put the 'story so far' in Bat-terms: there have been a few Robins, a whole lotta Mr. Freezes, a couple Penguins and Riddlers and not a single Joker yet.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 30–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex