I like: hats, bags (the more features and pockets the better Tumi is my favorite right now), shoes, dressing up (not just 'nice' dressing up--I have a luchador costume), running (also in conjunction with dressing up), lifting, eating, drinking, sex, concerts/festivals, punk, metal, hardcore, electronica, trance--essentially a range from Henry Rollins to Barbra Striesand, Apple products, Jeeps, Minis, Martinis, talking about things you shouldn't talk about (politics, sex & religion), non-fiction, Thomas Jefferson, watching old sitcoms, The Daily Show, Stephen Colbert, playing my guitars (Gibson SG is my baby, if you care), cats, spas, saunas and steam rooms (just discovered King Spa--highly recommend it. Family-friendly if that's your thing.), the Cubs, Da Bears, the Lions, The Red Wings and I'm starting to get into soccer.
Dislikes: children, people with no sense of humor, intellectually lazy people (deliberately or naturally), drama (family or otherwise), people that don't pick up after their dogs, bicyclists who think the rules of the road don't apply to them, people who think with their gut and not their head, Dell products, and the following people in no logical order: Jewel, Drew Barrymore, Andie McDowell, Edie Brickell, any mother from Toddlers and Tieras (or any person on a reality show, really), Train and that guy who sang the "Fireflies" song.
Oh yeah-- I have a stuffed traveling & drinking monkey with his own Facebook page.
Top that.