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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:20am
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's toe tag time in teenville tonight...

I'm kind of a geek.
I'm a pocket of random useless facts. I'm very curious and tend to get fascinated by weird things. I'll blurt them out in conversations hoping other people will find them just as interesting but usually I just look crazy.

I moved around a lot when I was growing up. I usually say I'm from LA because it's easier than listing all of the places I've lived. I spent a big chunk of my childhood in the Midwest and I’m just glad I’m not there anymore.

I still read comic books or graphic novels from time to time. Sometimes I block out periods of time to watch the old Batman or XMEN cartoons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"It is better to be a flamboyant failure than any kind of benign success."

I'm a menswear designer. I guess I'm not the typical fashion guy. You don't have to be into it. Just don't think it's as fluffy as it seems.

I wish I had more to put in this box. I could say I'm training for the marathon but that would be a lie.

I have a great group of friends and I spend most of my free time with them.

I live in Brooklyn. I work in the city.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I nap like it's my job

Sketching, Sewing, baking

Remembering pointless facts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The glasses broke. You tell me.

I make what may be the worst first impressions on and offline.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Valley of the Dolls, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, American Phsycho, A Clockwork Orange, Dry, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, P.S. Your Cat is Dead, Wetlands, Rules of Attraction, Holidays on Ice
I need it to be a real book where you turn the page. I hate e books.

Rules of Attraction, Closer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho, Heathers, Jawbreaker, Shortbus

Patti Smith, The Ramones, The Clash, New Order, Depech Mode, Bjork, Bikini Kill, Blondie, The Buzzcocks, David Bowie, Ace of Base, B52s, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Smiths, Johny Cash, Aqua, Neutral Milk Hotel, Motorhead, Pixies, Radiohead

Curry, Mac and cheese (because I'm 5),
Captain Crunch, Bagels w/ lox and cream cheese, Dollar Pizza, Coffee Ice cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Coffee
- Whiskey
- Trash Fiction
- Comic Books
- Masturbation
- Brownies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My slow agonizing march toward death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends somewhere with cheap drinks and what could be pee on the floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be a Power Ranger.

When I was much younger I had a mannequin I named Skinny Marie after the hooker who was found dead in a dumpster at the beginning of Pretty Woman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like bad British tv.
you don't have bedbugs.
you want to say fuck the back and forth emails and want to go for a drink or coffee.

Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend, and now fear is trying to pull off your pants... So message me