It's toe tag time in teenville tonight...

I'm kind of a geek.
I'm a pocket of random useless facts. I'm very curious and tend to get fascinated by weird things. I'll blurt them out in conversations hoping other people will find them just as interesting but usually I just look crazy.

I moved around a lot when I was growing up. I usually say I'm from LA because it's easier than listing all of the places I've lived. I spent a big chunk of my childhood in the Midwest and I’m just glad I’m not there anymore.

I still read comic books or graphic novels from time to time. Sometimes I block out periods of time to watch the old Batman or XMEN cartoons.

"It is better to be a flamboyant failure than any kind of benign success."

I'm a menswear designer. I guess I'm not the typical fashion guy. You don't have to be into it. Just don't think it's as fluffy as it seems.

I wish I had more to put in this box. I could say I'm training for the marathon but that would be a lie. Drinking myself into oblivion isn't as far of a stretch so cheers.

I have a great group of friends and I spend most of my free time with them.

I live in Brooklyn. I work in the city.

I nap like it's my job

Sketching, Sewing, baking

Remembering pointless facts

The glasses broke. You tell me.

I make what may be the worst first impressions on and offline.

Books:
Valley of the Dolls, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, A Clockwork Orange, Dry, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, P.S. Your Cat is Dead, Wetlands, Rules of Attraction, Holidays on Ice

Moves:
Rules of Attraction, Closer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho, Heathers, Jawbreaker, Shortbus

Music:
Patti Smith, The Ramones, The Clash, New Order, Depech Mode, Bjork, Bikini Kill, Blondie, The Buzzcocks, David Bowie, Ace of Base, B52s, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Smiths, Johny Cash, Aqua, Neutral Milk Hotel, Motorhead, Pixies, Radiohead

Food:
Curry, Mac and cheese (because I'm 5),
Captain Crunch, Bagels w/ lox and cream cheese, Dollar Pizza, Coffee Ice cream

- Coffee
- Whisky
- Trash Fiction
- Comic Books
- Masterbation
- Brownies

My slow agonizing march toward death.

hanging out with my friends somewhere with cheap drinks and what could be pee on the floor.

I want to be a Power Ranger.

When I was much younger I had a mannequin I named Skinny Marie after the hooker who was found dead in a dumpster at the beginning of Pretty Woman.

you like bad British tv.
you don't have bedbugs.
you want to say fuck the back and forth emails and want to go for a drink.

Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend, and now fear is trying to pull off your pants... So message me