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Pmonkey1983

30 M Cardiff, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
30 year old movie Geek (there is a difference between nerd and Geek). What to say about my self?, I review films for a website, I recently got made redundant after 10 years of service so currently looking for a job. I swear like a trooper when i'm pissed off (not in chavy way though), I think a healthy dose of expletives helps the day go by. I dislike anything that bathes it's self in fake tan, skinny jeans (males only because lets face it, if you are a dude and you wear skinny jeans you may as well be wearing leggings). I don't understand the whole twitter thing, i use it sometimes but i haven't got the foggiest idea of what it's actually for. I have 7 cats, it sounds like a lot but i did have 14 at one point, they are a pain in the arse but they are also awesome as chuff. Not much more to say about myself i guess.

Oh Wait.....there's more....

My hobbies include Painting, drawing, watching movies and occasionally going to a pub for a drink although as I don't drink it's a glass of coke or a pepsi for me. I don't do the whole clubbing scene, never have, probably never will. The idea of standing in a club listening to music I hate while douch bags attempt to fight around you has zero appeal to me, give me a nice coffee shop or a quiet pub any day.

I smoke which is my biggest vice, I've smoked since I was 14 it's not something i'm proud of but it's a habit and they're very hard to break.

I have no problem with someone having kids, infact I quite like kids, I know how to get down to their level.

Well that's all about me, what about you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Naff all as i just got made redundant on the 1st Dec after 10 years of service which freakin' sucks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Over the last how many years my brain has been replaced with a database of film information that does come in handy sometimes, im also a pretty good artist and enjoy painting on canvases. Im quite a creative person which is good but i tend to put myself down when complimented. Also really good at taking something someone says and turning it into an innuendo.... i can also do an impression of Christoper Walken.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my sense of humour which to be honest baffles me sometimes, it's quite surreal and comes across a bit like Bill Bailey and Reeves and Mortimer, but i can blame my humour on growing up with monty python. They also notice my glasses and my beard ( i'm a lazy shaver, hang on isn't that a Phil Collins song) which can grow to Brian Blessed levels of ruggedness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
not much a of a reader but have really enjoyed I Am Legend and Wiseguys. Read alot of Film guides for that all important knowledge that come in handy during a pub Quiz.

Being a huge movie geek, i have a huge collection of dvds but these are my 5 fave films...

1. Back To The Future 2
2. Dawn Of The Dead (original)
3. Rocky 4
4. Ronin
5. Tremors

yes those are my 5 fave films of all time, but i collect dvds so i do like alot of films, love my Horror movies especially Zombie films, Love my Sci-fi especially outer space stuff and Post Apocalypse stuff. Big Fan of gritty 70s crime thrillers and 80s action films, my 2 guilty pleasure films are Grease 2 (oh come on it's awesome) and Breakfast club.

Fave TV shows would be South Park, Family Guy, Lost, 24, Jericho, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock The Week.
Love Sliders and Jericho and grew up with Quantum leap and star trek (not really a Trek fan but if it's on i'll keep an eye on it). Loving Game OF Thrones at the moment and waiting for the return of The Walking Dead.

I also love the muppets and anything made by Henson Studios, how is elmo so cool...

Music wise, i have a very eclectic taste that ranges from Punk and Metal, especially the Ramones to Soul and Motown to Hip hop and Reggae. It's pretty sad that at the age of 29 my favorite band is Green Day, it has been since the 90s.

Love Pizza and Chinese Take-away, but could never live without fish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mobile
Cheese and Onion Walkers
Movies
Music
My Family
Cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where i am going, and what i need to do to get there, when i'll be able to put in motion my Zombie Survival Plan, the Screenplay i have been planning for near enough 8 years, Time Travel, finding a new job, my cats, pizza with Pepperoni, why i suck at Call of Duty, my next painting and whether it is possible to find someone to share all these with by using the internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing absolutely nowt now. Usually sat on my butt watching crappy friday night TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When i was 5 i ate a slug
You should message me if
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Hopefully my little bio up the top has grabbed your attention, I'm a nice guy but i pretty much hate everything that's supposedly 'IN' at the moment. Just message me if you want to know more or find me on facebook under Peter Osmond.