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29 Glendale, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:24pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a hard time believing I'm a 90% match with anyone whose photos are all selfies.

I'm from North Carolina. I like LA, but hate the traffic like everyone else, so...Netflix?

I work. I write. I don't really watch sports. What else, what else...? I try to get a little workout in most days and get a fair bit of beer in most nights.

I've got a useless psychology degree and an even more useless screenwriting degree.

Halloween is better than Christmas. By a lot.

Oh! And I've noticed that lots of people say, "I can't describe myself in words." To them I say, you don't know enough words.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing TV shows and movies and hoping that eventually I'll get paid for it. In the meantime...

I work for a film school in admissions or something. Nobody, myself included, seems to really know what my title is.

Other than that, it's all written above. "Writing," "Watching TV," blah blah blah.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
waking up early for work; I'm a DECENT cook; spelling; aaaaaand I'll keep thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of short with red hair. Believe me, I'm not psyched about it, either.

I'm told I have nice eyes. Also, some kids point at me and say, "Frodo!"

I look young for my age (apparently), and get carded regularly because of it. Thought growing a beard would help. It doesn't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Community, Six Feet Under, Hannibal, ARReSTeD DeVeLOPMeNT, Breaking Bad, BSG, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, The Wire, Pete & Pete, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Cheers, Malcolm in the Middle, Party Down, Carnivale, The Life & Times of Tim, and plenty more...

Books: Ender's Game; Chuck Palahniuk stuff; Philip K. Dick yeah, apparently SciFi. Also loved Catcher in the Rye.

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, The Sandlot, Step Brothers, Donnie Darko, My Girl, Little Miss Sunshine (anything written by Arndt), Hot Fuzz, The Iron Giant, pretty much anything PIXAR, Disney musicals (Aladdin, especially). It's hard to find a good horror flick, but I'm always down to watch one, nonetheless.

Music: Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Radical Face, St. Vincent, Land of Talk, Talking Heads, Regina Spektor, Bon Iver, classical, Pinback, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, whatever...not thrilled by country, though.

Food: Spicy stuff. Recently realized that dairy and I don't get along well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
IPAs (or wine...or vodka), TV, internet, coffee, ALONE TIME, spicy food, Trader Joes (that's 7, at least. This isn't a math test)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it seems so hard to find a girl that wants to just watch TV and movies all day. Sure, we could go for a hike. That's fun once in a blue moon (ooh, I could go for a Blue Moon now), but why not watch something and pick apart why it's so awesome??

I don't dwell too much on anything. The usual stuff, I guess -- money, what I'm gonna eat when I get home, how I can slyly convince my roommate to at least try to help keep the apartment clean.

I think a lot about having a clean apartment.

Why people are "Looking for friends" on a dating site. You're doing it wrong!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
unlike everyone else on this site, i DO have a typical friday night. it involves me and some friends at one of our places drinking beer, watching movies/Netflix, and talking about stuff.

other times i'll be out with people for dinner and drinks.

the common denominator here is drinks. there's going to be booze involved.

oh, and some Friday nights are spent in a writers' meeting, so Saturday is usually better for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will cry unapologetically at a movie if it's good. IDGAF. I guess that makes it not so private.
I don't like the movie Beetlejuice and don't understand how anybody else can.
I have no idea what's going on politically. Politics are depressing and I avoid them.
I take enough vitamins that people ask if there's something wrong with me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
--you don't take selfies of yourself doing that duck face thing or have an album of other selfies all taken from the same angle. \
--you're not super religious.
--you like art, but you don't consider yourself "artsy."
--you have a good horror movie suggestion.
--you're not one of those people who wears a surgical mask to the airport.
--you don't have 10 youtube links on your profile that you think i need to see to understand you.
--you wanna grab a drink and get your chat on.