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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lifelong New Yorker here. I feel like I'm a pretty rare bread.

The past few years of my life have been crazy. Growing up I played guitar and sang in punk bands and through the hundreds and hundreds of shows and concerts I've been to, I started my own record label which has allowed me to travel to parts of the country I normally would never visit, see friends I don't normally get to see, and eat food I feel fortunate enough to have experienced.

Through those twists and turns, I also became a stand-up comedian. I'm the kind of person who tries finding as much humor in situations and events as there is to be tapped and it is such a huge piece of the dynamics that make up my life and my personality. Virtually all of my close friends are from music and comedy and I love everything about that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The better question is what aren't I doing with my life? I am an office temp by day and a stand-up comedian by night. I also run a record label and throw shows. In addition to that, I do a little bit of freelance graphic design work. All this and I host a comedy mic on Mondays in South Slope. My life is absolutely all over the place in the best way possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making playlists and playing Scrabble. This sums up my skill set pretty well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bomb The Music Industry!, Hop Along, The Bouncing Souls, Dillinger Four, Saves The Day, Descendents, The Weakerthans, Streetlight Manifesto, Hot Water Music, Against Me!, The Menzingers, Less Than Jake, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Lawrence Arms, Frank Turner, Lagwagon, Off With Their Heads, The Slackers, Latterman, Direct Hit!, The Flatliners, Iron Chic, Red City Radio, Mustard Plug, Timeshares; this will honestly go on forever.

High Fidelity, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, Ferris Buller's Day Off, SLC Punk, I Love You, Man, 40-Year Old Virgin, High Fidelity, Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers, Fight Club, The Breakfast Club, Clerks, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, Truman Show, Independence Day, Garden State, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey.

TV Shows:
The League, Futurama, Mad Men, Freaks & Geeks, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, New Girl, The Daily Show, The Office, Family Guy, Scrubs, Southpark, The Simpsons, Orange Is The New Black.

Just about everything but I have a soft spot for Korean BBQ and vegan soul food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who was the singer of For Non Blonds saying "What's going on?" to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either out with friends at a bar, at a show, or throwing one of my own. Sometimes I'm at a comedy show or an open mic. Always with friends.
You should message me if
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Do you think I'm cool? Take a chance. Who knows. We might be able to move passed this digital blanket and maybe go to a bar or a museum; maybe catch a movie.