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martinezbrit

37 Martinez, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am a jolly nice chap (what what!) from Britain who lives in the Bay Area. Before that I lived in Alaska for 3 years in a dry cabin with Sarah Palin and we would wake up in each others arms to see Russia from our window (Todd was a little jealous). To go back to my beginnings I was born in London and raised by Pearly Queens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_Kings_and_Queens) and they taught me my mother tongue of cockney rhyming slang.

I have a British sense of humour and I don't take things too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an environmental scientist for an energy company in the East Bay. To get super nerdy I develop technologies that use data from satellites, planes, and UAV's for environmental monitoring.

Outside of work I love both the sciences and arts and am an avid museum and gallery visitor. I am avid potter and one day dream of setting up my own studio. like to grow my own food and tread lightly on the earth. Other stuff I do when I have the time includes Yoga, hiking, cycling, kite flying (please don't judge!), and just general exploring and traveling. I have been fortunate to visit and work with incredible people around the globe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
DIY although I once gave myself electroshock therapy after doing some wiring (so maybe 'really good' would be overstating things).
Arguing against conservative nonsense clap trap ideas using the novelty of facts and data.
Brewing and drinking beer.
Doing a Michael Caine impersonation.
Reciting in its entirety Bill Hicks "Relentless" performance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a mind reader and can tell people exactly what their first impressions are of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: mainly non-fiction and sci-fi.

Tv: John Adams, Breaking Bad, Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, The Mighty Boosh, QI, Arrested Development, Curb, Peep Show, anything with Charlie Brooker, Daily Show, Colbert, Beavis and Butthead, The Ren and Stimpy Show.

Favourite music: I like anything that is good and has artistic merit. If you like Mumford and Sons then please do not contact me. My music taste is broad and eclectic with focus on electronic music. Some artists: Aphex Twin, Roni Size, Philip Glass, Krs-One, James Brown, Mozart, Pink Floyd, The KLF. I have two turntables and a microphone and an extensive record collection.

Food: yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Numerical lists
2) Comic-Sans
3) The warm fuzzy embrace of Sarah Palin
4) Sun-block
5) Air: ok, ok...you can see I am a comedy genius!
6) BBC News
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I can get a dog.
How I can live more sustainably.
How insane this world is.
How dumb some of the questions are on OK Cupid like: "Have you ever murdered anybody?", "Are you currently a member of an international terrorist organisation?", "Do you consider Jesus your personal lord and saviour?".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home knitting or making quilts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This can be saved for when I get to know people...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to learn the rules of cricket and have a spare two hours. You wanna grab a beer and shoot the shit.