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Polarbear327

46 Goldsboro, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! Nice of you to drop by. Me? I'm just an ordinary, laid-back guy who is a bit off kilter. But really, if you lean mentally with me you'll never notice.

I enjoy hiking, running, road trips, movies, games, reading, writing, live music, animals, beer with good friends and... did I miss any of the standard likes?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently under reevaluation. In the meantime, enjoy these two squirrels frolicking amongst the trees.

Wait- Squirrels, no! What are you- Oh. Oh my.

I would like to sincerely apologize for their behavior, but I can't. Since the format here required you to visualize all that for yourself, it was all in your head. Pervert.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going entirely off of what others tell me (and hopefully they aren't just kissing up to me) being a good friend, being a good listener, being a smart-ass, and kissing. (Okay, that last group might have actually been kissing up to me, but I choose to believe them regardless.) Also, as I was just so helpfully informed by a friend, I am a font of knowledge about the trivial and unimportant. I think I need new friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm corporeal. How often do people come up and tell you what they just noticed about you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Most any Stephen King, Clive Barker, Robert Jordan, Tracy Hickman/Margaret Weis

Movies: Seven, Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Snatch, LotR, Alien. Anything that relies on good story telling as opposed to ridiculous, over-the-top action/gore. I prefer movies made for the story, not the special effects.

Shows: Archer, Always Sunny, South Park, Justified, Walking Dead, Firefly, Orphan Black, Haven

Music: I'm an old metal head, but I'm so out of touch with modern music these days. I've received much scorn for this. Enlighten me (so long as it isn't country...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well... Things I don't want to do without:

Good running shoes
Smart-ass friends
Breakfast
Kisses
Intimacy
Touch
Something to look forward to

Yeah, seven. Screw your rules. I'm a rebel *snort*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Obviously not what to put here
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still me. At least until midnight, when I turn into a giant sweet potato. Good eatin' though...

Of late, somewhere in Raleigh looking for something fun to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wouldn't be very private if I blabbed it all over the internet, now would it? You're just gonna have to worm that out of me at a later date. I recommend using hush puppies as a bribe. Pancakes will do in a pinch. Green's Dubbel is especially effective.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want someone to run with you around Lake Johnson or Cliffs of the Neuse. Or anywhere.
If you have an inner geek
If you like what you see
If you're smiling right now.
You know you want to. Just do it.