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26 Pittsburgh, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:15pm
Native American, Other
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Average build
Has kid(s)
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live alone and work 50+ hrs a week. I'm also the property manger for the apartment building I live in and I have an 8 month old kitten and a 7 year old son. Unfortunately, I only get to see my son on the weekends since he goes to school in his mothers area but it's better than nothing. It's my understanding that most of you answered no to the question "would you date someone with children?" so I figured I'd just get that out of the way. Anyway, I work for an industrial valve manufacturer. I like my job and take great pride in my work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I enjoy painting, sculpting, skating, snowboarding, video games, mixing and producing music and playing with my son any chance I get. I'd like to go back to school for audio engineering sometime but times are tough and I'm not getting stuck with student loan payments for the rest of my life. We'll see which way the wind blows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stencil art, painting in general, MP3Jing, FPS's, demolishing buildings, snowboarding, inline and I can also do a wheelie in a Bobcat (weather permitting). I like to cook too but I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm "good" at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll give you one of each and the rest you can find out on your own:
-Recipes for Disaster
-House of 1,000 Corpses
-Trailer Park Boys
-Unseasoned knowledge with a side of raw octopus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fast Travel
Diamond City Radio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The infinite vastness of the cosmos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laughing at your profile between Fallout quests.
You should message me if
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So since all you ladies like to specify the type of men you DON'T want to message you I'll do the same.

Do not message me if...

-you've shaved one side of your head (both sides are fine as long as it's a legit mohawk or a Tank Girl cut).

-you find full on homeless man beards an acceptable substitution for an actual personality...actually if you're one of those women who are just obsessed with fucking bearded douchers then hit the bricks. I want nothing to do with you.

-you wear saggy smurf hats or leggings as pants. Leggings aren't pants, you look half dressed and no it's not sexy.

-you use words like "selfie" "yolo" "swag" or "bae".

-you expect me to be your sugar daddy and spoil you. No material girls. That doesn't mean I won't spoil you if you deserve it.

-you do the duckface in any of your pictures.

-you hate cats/dogs

-you hate video games.

-you listed your phone and/or the Internet under the 6 things you can't live with out.

-you're some variant of hippy/hipster/conservative/scumbag/redneck/douchesack/furry/catholic/man dressed as a woman/nickleback or country fan. Kindly fuck right off.

-you're not some overly sensitive "punk" feminazi who gets offended about every little thing. Fuck your pronouns, no lives matter, and yes, I'm cis scum, proud and grateful for the privileges I have.

-you're one of those groups of people who think I have to accept you for who you are. I don't have to accept shit. You have to accept yourself and that's it, but if you can't fit in your airplane seat then yes, you SHOULD be ashamed and do something about it before you kill yourself...or you know, just kill yourself. But stop preaching this acceptance bullshit. Tolerance and acceptance are two different things and I'm running out of tolerance.

Other than that I'm an open book that's banned from high school libraries due to foul language and adult undertones.