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26 • Pittsburgh, PA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21-28
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 2:15pm
- Native American, Other
- 5' 7" (1.71m)
- Body Type
- Average build
- Has kid(s)
- Has cats
-Recipes for Disaster
-House of 1,000 Corpses
-Trailer Park Boys
-Unseasoned knowledge with a side of raw octopus.
Diamond City Radio
Do not message me if...
-you've shaved one side of your head (both sides are fine as long as it's a legit mohawk or a Tank Girl cut).
-you find full on homeless man beards an acceptable substitution for an actual personality...actually if you're one of those women who are just obsessed with fucking bearded douchers then hit the bricks. I want nothing to do with you.
-you wear saggy smurf hats or leggings as pants. Leggings aren't pants, you look half dressed and no it's not sexy.
-you use words like "selfie" "yolo" "swag" or "bae".
-you expect me to be your sugar daddy and spoil you. No material girls. That doesn't mean I won't spoil you if you deserve it.
-you do the duckface in any of your pictures.
-you hate cats/dogs
-you hate video games.
-you listed your phone and/or the Internet under the 6 things you can't live with out.
-you're some variant of hippy/hipster/conservative/scumbag/redneck/douchesack/furry/catholic/man dressed as a woman/nickleback or country fan. Kindly fuck right off.
-you're not some overly sensitive "punk" feminazi who gets offended about every little thing. Fuck your pronouns, no lives matter, and yes, I'm cis scum, proud and grateful for the privileges I have.
-you're one of those groups of people who think I have to accept you for who you are. I don't have to accept shit. You have to accept yourself and that's it, but if you can't fit in your airplane seat then yes, you SHOULD be ashamed and do something about it before you kill yourself...or you know, just kill yourself. But stop preaching this acceptance bullshit. Tolerance and acceptance are two different things and I'm running out of tolerance.
Other than that I'm an open book that's banned from high school libraries due to foul language and adult undertones.
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