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25 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
High school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm not tall, I don't have a car and I'm not slathered in tattoos and rippling muscles, but I don't care. I'm comfortable with who I am and that's good enough. Some of these people out here are so wrapped up in their ideas of perfection and sky high standards that it makes me sick. I make enough $ to support myself and my son and I have my own place, that's more than some "men" can say for themselves. If you wanna know more then I suppose just message me but we both know you're going to hit the back button and either hit up some meathead with a full homeless man beard or some hipster with a scarf and a bicycle, or maybe even some suit with a convertible and a wife of 13 years...It's your call ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Demolition, asbestos abatement, roofing, landscaping; I do it all, except plumbing. I'll eat mushrooms all day but I'm not jumping down any pipes. I'm also trying to save money for a vehicle and a new computer, raising a kitty and a son, trying to be a better father than my own was, teaching myself to play the keys, and fighting crime as a masked vigilante.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an ok cook, I'm not a bad MP3J/producer and I love working with my hands building anything and nearly everything. I'm also good at making people laugh, or at least making my friends laugh. I can also do a wheelie in a Bobcat from time to time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Survival books of any kind, Harry Potter, The House of Leaves, Recipes for Disaster, Fight Club...I'll be honest, I haven't really read a good book in a while so if you have any suggestions throw them at me, or not.

-Old horror movies and comedy's like Frankenstein and Freddy got Fingered. Also, anything by John Waters, Rob Zombie, Stanley Kubrick or Tarantino. Some other favorites include Star Wars, Django, Kill Bill, Kick Ass, Fight Club, V/H/S and Metropolis (1927).

-Adult cartoons...really cartoons of any kind...and the science channel. I have an obsession with the science of everything. I'm always down to learn something new. Some of my favorites are Aqua Teen, South Park, The Boondocks, Afro Samurai, Chapelle Show, Invader Zim, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, Tim and Eric, Through the Wormhole. I usually don't watch much TV though.

-My music interests consist of mostly edm (yes that means drumstep, electro and house so if you hate gtfo), reggae, punk rock, classical, jazz, disco, certain rock bands and hip hop artists as well but I'm picky. I do have an appreciation for most music and I hate music snobs but I suppose I can be one at times too. I don't feel like listing a bunch of musicians and producers so just ask if you want to know. My all time favorites are Figure, NIN and MSI.

-As for food, I just found out I have Crohn's disease so I'm trying to watch what I ingest now a days.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son Felix
My central nervous system
My heart
My lungs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The infinite vastness of the cosmos....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making up bed time stories for my son before putting him down to bed and watching a little adult swim or playing some station before I crash. Sometimes I'll go to the bar and shoot pool. My social life is pretty much non existent and I'm ok with that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm The Batman....