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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:16pm
Native American, Other
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live alone and work 50+ hrs a week. I'm also the building manger for the apartment building I live in and I have an 8 month old kitten and a 7 year old son. Unfortunately, I only get to see my son on the weekends since he goes to school in his mothers area but it's better than nothing. It's my understanding that most of you answered no to the question "would you date someone with children?" so I figured I'd just get that out of the way. Anyway, I work for an industrial valve manufacturer. I like my job and take great pride in my work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I enjoy painting, sculpting, skating, snowboarding, video games, mixing and producing music and playing with my son any chance I get. I'd like to go back to school for audio engineering sometime but times are tough and I'm not getting stuck with student loan payments for the rest of my life. We'll see which way the wind blows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stencil art, painting in general, MP3Jing, FPS's, demolishing buildings, snowboarding and I can also do a wheelie in a Bobcat (weather permitting). I like to cook too but I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm "good" at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll give you one of each and the rest you can find out on your own:
-Recipes for Disaster
-House of 1,000 Corpses
-Trailer Park Boys
-unseasoned knowledge with a side of raw octopus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The infinite vastness of the cosmos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laughing at your profile with the boys.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
So since all you ladies like to specify the type of men you DON'T want to message you I'll do the same.

Do not message me if...

-you've shaved one side of your head (both sides are fine as long as it's a legit mohawk or a Tank Girl cut).

-you tattooed leopard prints across your shoulder. As a matter of fact just don't message me if you have any shitty tattoos that a million other people have. It's your body, be original.

-you find full on homeless man beards an acceptable substitution for an actual personality...actually if you're one of those women who are just obsessed with fucking bearded douchers then just hit the bricks. I want nothing to do with you.

-you wear leggings as pants. Leggings aren't pants, you look half dressed and no it's not sexy.

-you use words like "selfie" "yolo" "swag" or "bae".

-you expect me to be your sugar daddy and spoil you. No material girls.

-you do the duckface in any of your pictures.

-you hate cats/dogs

-you hate video games.

-you listed your phone and/or the Internet under the 6 things you can't live with out.

-you're some variant of hippy/hipster/conservative/feminazi/scumbag/redneck/douchesack/tranny/furry/nickleback or country fan. Kindly fuck right off.

Other than that I'm an open book that's banned from high school libraries due to foul language and adult undertones...but you probably just shouldn't message me anyway. I'm nothing special. Just hit the back button and keep looking.