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Total Fat: 0g (0%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 390mp (15%)
Total Carbohydrate: 54g (18%)
Dietary Fiber: 6g (23%)
Vitamin Awesome: 100%
Vitamin Brilliant: 100%
Vitamin Chill: 100%
Vitamin Derriere: 15%
Ingredients: Water, Free Range Organic Human, Ambition, Creativity, Optimism, Artistic Ability, Silliness, Confidence, Dorkiness, Old-Fashioned Crotchetiness (Salt, Temporally Displaced Upbringing [c. 1950's]), Scotch Whiskey (used as emulsifier)
PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN WHEAT AND/OR SOY
BHT added to packaging to preserve freshness.
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