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PolaroidDroid

27 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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NUTRITION FACTS

Total Fat: 0g (0%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 390mp (15%)
Total Carbohydrate: 54g (18%)
Dietary Fiber: 6g (23%)
Sugars: 40g
Protein: 8g

Vitamin Awesome: 100%
Vitamin Brilliant: 100%
Vitamin Chill: 100%
Irony: 45%
Vitamin Derriere: 15%

Ingredients: Water, Free Range Organic Human, Ambition, Creativity, Optimism, Artistic Ability, Silliness, Confidence, Dorkiness, Old-Fashioned Crotchetiness (Salt, Temporally Displaced Upbringing [c. 1950's]), Scotch Whiskey (used as emulsifier)

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What I’m doing with my life
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Feeling GREAT.

Work: I'm a VFX supervisor/lead artist, depending on the project. I specialize in remastering legacy sci-fi shows in HD, which means I've made the Enterprise fly and abducted Mulder a couple of times.

Play: I carve tobacco pipes. I paint hummingbirds. I play funky board games. I am writing a screenplay about a man, a woman, a jar, and a diamond sky. I fight with swords. I run and tumble and haven't broken yet. I'm a roleplayer. I'm a character. I'm real.

I'll twist up a balloon teddy bear for the customer service person having a bad moment. I'll teach a stranger how to juggle, and then let them keep the balls as a gift. I love to be the surprise that makes a person's day.

I like to host huge parties. This summer I built a fake forest, made my living room into a tented Moroccan lounge, created an under-the-sea gaming room, and projected mandala films onto an outdoor canvas roof - all for one party, under one theme. Can you guess?

I am sometimes social, sometimes productive, and always up later than I should be. Seriously. I need to go to bed earlier.
I’m really good at
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I'm a renaissance man, meaning I am really good at being born in the late 15th century. If you could help me rebuild my time machine, I would be very grateful. Future people are strange and your customs confuse me.

When I get back, I'm going to have Leonardo fix this ridiculous portrait of me. Too many limbs. It's just daft.

Seriously, though, Leo Davinch is a good guy. He taught me how to draw and paint. He taught me how to improvise tools and solutions to problems. He encouraged me to be a quick study, and quick I became. He taught me how to think critically, and take criticism.

But Raphael taught me how to love. Oh, Raphael.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm juggling in the workplace, or at the bank, or at the gas station, or in the trader joe's, or at the beer tasting, or at the Doctor Who burlesque show, or on the sidewalks in my neighborhood at night.

It's a great conversation starter. Beats burying my face in my phone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading: Sci-fi and fantasy, classics, horror, newspapers, cereal boxes

Watching: I love films that focus on flawed characters (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Taps), the magic of storytelling (Big Fish, The Fall), rediscovery of priorities (American Beauty, Kramer vs. Kramer), clever plots (Inception, Deathtrap), or just bizarre settings (Fifth Element, Zardoz). Add in westerns, Miyazaki, and all things nerdy for good measure.

Listening: Edward Elgar, Die Antwoord, Ennio Morricone, The Irrepressibles, The Protomen, Fionn Regan, Beirut, Detektivbyrån, In The Nursury, Garfunkle and Oates, Blood Sweat and Tears, Electric Light Orchestra, and DAMN I MISS THE SOUND OF RAIN.

Playing: Pocket Monsters, Faster Than Light (FTL), Sid Meier's Alpha Centuari, Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A master plan
- My trusty steed
- Mustache wax
- Office coffee
- A wine rack
- Oatmeal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We think too much, and feel too little.

I want to continually upgrade to a better version of myself.

I've usually got more than one pot on my stove: screenplay, travel plans, narrative twists on life, my project at work.

I'm always planning my next absurdly over-the-top event. Next up is the third annual Wizard Anti-Christmas Party. This year I want to add a big maze in my back yard to get lost and snog in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Leaping from rooftop to rooftop in my neighborhood and saving damsels in distress, or getting cornered by villains so I can be saved by awesomely tough damsels. I'm a progressive superhero when it comes to gender roles.

I have decided to use this space to record what I am actually doing on fridays.
(10/17/14) Going to a party where I'll be eating sushi off of naked people.
(10/10/14) Scotch tasting event, then a social dinner and card games at a friend's place as an element of her psychology homework.
(10/3/14) Preparing for a yarn convention this weekend. I'ma help sell adorable crocheted octopi.
(9/19/14) Emergency spirit quest to Carlsbad Caverns to help someone dealing with a loss. 32 hours of driving, 6 hours of camping, 6 hours of caving.

As you were. Check back next week for more exciting tales from my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Hope you're good at closing portals to R'yleh.
You should message me if
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...You want to challenge me in chess, or in coffee drinking, or in whiskey tasting, or in conversating, or in fence jumping, or in bullet time combat.
...the word Sonder fills you with an intense curiosity for what you may learn by engaging the next stranger you encounter. Like, for example, this guy.
...you're comfortable with the fact that I'm in an open relationship.
...you think that I am ultra super cool.