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PolaroidDroid

28 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:18pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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NUTRITION FACTS

Total Fat: 0g (0%)
Cholesterol: 0mg (0%)
Sodium: 650mg (25%)
Total Carbohydrate: 54g (18%)
Dietary Fiber: 6g (23%)
Sugars: 40g
Protein: 8g

Vitamin A(wesome): 100%
Vitamin B(rilliant): 100%
Vitamin C(hill): 100%
Iron(y): 45%
Vitamin D(erriere): 15%

Ingredients: Water, Free Range Organic Human, Ambition, Creativity, Optimism, Artistic Ability, Silliness, Confidence, Dorkiness, Old-Fashioned Crotchetiness (Salt, Temporally Displaced Upbringing [c. 1950's]), Scotch Whiskey (used as emulsifier)

PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN WHEAT AND/OR SOY
BHT added to packaging to preserve freshness.

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What I’m doing with my life
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Feeling GREAT.

Work: I'm a VFX supervisor/artist, depending on the project. It's magic made with art and math, what's not to love?

My IMDB is pretty wacky and will make you double-take my age.

Play: I carve tobacco pipes. I paint hummingbirds. I play funky board games. I am writing a screenplay about a man, a woman, a jar, and a diamond sky. I'm into kink. I fight with swords. I run and tumble and haven't broken yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a renaissance man, meaning I am really good at being born in the late 15th century. If you could help me rebuild my time machine, I would be very grateful. Future people are strange and your customs confuse me.

When I get back, I'm going to have Leonardo fix this ridiculous portrait of me. Too many limbs. It's just daft.

Seriously, though, Leo Davinch is a good guy. He taught me how to draw and paint. He taught me how to improvise tools and solutions to problems. He encouraged me to be a quick study, and quick I became. He taught me how to think critically, and take criticism.

But Raphael taught me how to love. Oh, Raphael.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm juggling in the workplace, or at the bank, or at the gas station, or in the trader joe's, or at the beer tasting, or at the Doctor Who burlesque show, or on the sidewalks in my neighborhood at night.

It's a great conversation starter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading: Sci-fi and fantasy, classics, horror, newspapers, cereal boxes

Watching: Twin Peaks, Gravity Falls, X Files, Bravest Warriors, Game of Thrones, Star Trek TNG, Doctor Who, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan.

Listening: Edward Elgar, Die Antwoord, Ennio Morricone, The Irrepressibles, The Protomen, Fionn Regan, Beirut, Detektivbyrån, In The Nursury, Garfunkle and Oates, Blood Sweat and Tears, Electric Light Orchestra, and DAMN I MISS THE SOUND OF RAIN.

Playing: Pocket Monsters, Faster Than Light (FTL), Sid Meier's Alpha Centuari, Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A master plan
- My trusty steed
- Mustache wax
- Office coffee
- A wine rack
- The key that winds me back up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We think too much, and feel too little.

I like to grow communities and generally function as a social enabler. For the last few years I've hosted semiannual experience events at my own house; they're like private burning man theme camps in a corner of Echo Park.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Leaping from rooftop to rooftop in my neighborhood and saving damsels in distress, or getting cornered by villains so I can be saved by awesomely tough damsels. I'm a progressive superhero when it comes to gender roles.

I have decided to use this space to record what I am actually doing on fridays.
(10/17/14) Going to a party where I'll be eating sushi off of banana leaves on naked people.
(10/10/14) Scotch tasting event, then a social dinner and card games at a friend's place as an element of her psychology homework.
(10/3/14) Preparing for a yarn convention this weekend. I'ma help sell adorable crocheted octopi.
(9/19/14) Emergency spirit quest to Carlsbad Caverns to help someone dealing with a loss. 32 hours of driving, 6 hours of camping, 6 hours of caving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Hope you're good at closing portals to R'yleh.
You should message me if
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...You're comfortable with the fact that I'm in an open relationship.
...You want to challenge me in chess, or in coffee drinking, or in whiskey tasting, or in conversating, or in fence jumping, or in moment saving.
...The word Sonder fills you with an intense curiosity for what you may learn by engaging the next stranger you encounter. Like, for example, this guy.
...you think that I am ultra super cool.