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  • Ages 21–38
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My details

Last online
Aug 29
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Space camp
My self-summary
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I personally believe taking anything too seriously is a crime. However I take being silly pretty seriously. I love eating, drinking, seasons, yada yada all that crap. I love doing things spontaneously and don't enjoy planning things out, which doesn't always work out as well as I'd like, but when it does it's awesome!
What I’m doing with my life
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I like to see where each day takes me. I try my hardest not to get stressed out. I work and enjoy physical activities, running, biking, yoga, pole vaulting, etc. I see myself in the next few years hopefully rescuing the space program and going to the moon then becoming a comptroller there or a baker. I don't know if science has worked out the kinks of comptrolling on the moon yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The holidays!!!!!! I love having a party, going to a party, and making party decorations. LOVE IT, I am also good at going to sleep. Some people have a hard time going to sleep at night, I do not. However something insomniacs might want to try is putting a heating pad under them ( underneath their backs) and one over their chest and belly, this is very comforting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance to Danny Devito. Then they will notice my strong firm handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite show is Arthur, then second favorite is Rick Steve's travels through Europe! Fav books, anything K. Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Rollo May, Dave Eggers, Richard Bach, Wallace Stegner, and a lot more. I like a lot of music too, and as far as food goes I have not yet developed a taste for green olives or tongue meat and that is pretty much the only exclusion in the eating dept. so far.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pencil sharpeners, shirts, throw pillows, reading material, hot and cold beverages. I think that is six, but I'll throw in Holiday decorations to be sure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things, mostly how I can maximize the amount of things on my imaginary to do list with out feeling rushed. Also I think about if I were a food what kind of food would I be, and I think the same thing about my friends and family. In that line of thought I am friends with a pudding cup, fried chicken, morning sausage link, an ice cream sundae, a flaming hot crunchy cheeto and a few more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I want to be at this one bar I like to call Chili sandwiches ( not the real name of it)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a little nervous on escalators (had a nasty fall once) unless I'm riding on one with a tall gent who will stand a step below me to make me feel like an giant, that seems to help.
You should message me if
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1. You are fun and know the first law of thermodynamics.

2. You like stories about situations when naivete succeeds.

3. You have some idea of what colors work best with your hair/eyes/skin or are willing to let me tell you

4. You understand that I'm pretty confident, but not always as confident as I look