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28 Somerville, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:47pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a sucker for the tactile and analog.
What I’m doing with my life
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You know, working 9-5 and trying my best to live like something resembling a functioning adult.
I’m really good at
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Comma abuse, thoughtcrime, making esoteric references, navigating public transportation, smart assery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Thomas Pynchon, Iris Murdoch, and William Gibson are my favorite writers. I just finished a 700 page book about Richard Nixon, so I'm going to be on a fiction jag for a while.

David Bowie and Swans. Thee Oh Sees and Josephine Foster. Juana Molina and Glass Candy.

The last movie I saw in theaters was Anamolisa. I liked it. A lot.

"Serious" TV: Black Mirror and the first season of True Detective.
Less so: Nathan For You and 30 Rock.
Split the difference with John Oliver.

Few things beat a great burrito and after returning from a brief trip out West, I'm feeling withdrawals.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good pair of jeans, sunglasses, sneakers (you know, for sneaking), WFMU, perspective, and a pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the master/slave relationship between the Flintstones and their seemingly sentient appliances.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably somewhere with poor lighting and adult beverages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I avoid eating citrus fruit in public because I am a grown adult and can't peel an orange without it looking like a massacre.
You should message me if
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you know a good joke.