Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edicts, Decrees, Bylaws, ToS, Unreasonable Demands :P
1. I am not your personal interactive poly wiki.
2. I am not a tourist attraction. If you're from out of town, I am
3. I am not here because you don't have time for a "real"
girlfriend and you want to get laid occasionally. I really am
serious about this, gents. If you don't have time to date, hang
out, be spoiled, and have awesome sex, I am not the woman for
4. If you think after reading 50 Shades you are a Dom... Take your
dog eared, semen stained, copy out from under your pillow and shove
it right up your ass instead of sending me a message.
All messages in regard to the above will be deleted with
Ffs. I hate that. Done. On to the awesomeness. :P
I am a human animal living on the surface of a small blue planet,
the atoms and elements that form my body were forged in the heart
of a now defunct star.
I don't need the universe to be anymore amazing than it already
I am a polyamorous woman married to a wonderful poly man
I'm a geek and proud of it. I love to sew and design costumes. I
love to cook and bake. I enjoy working with my hands, camping,
fishing, and learning.
I bounce between ENTJ and ESFJ if that sort of thing matters to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a small business, and I like the flexibility.
Sometimes I write. Occasionally I design a new costume or other
practical item. It's a goal of mine to maintain curiosity and
pursue more skills. So when something breaks, or I like something,
my first thought is likely- "Can I fix it? Can I make it? Can I
I'm also trying very hard not be a hypocrite. It's not as easy as
you might suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an excellent cook and baker. I am an accomplished seamstress.
I am a total lush, so drinking, I guess? Kegels? :P
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tipsy? Hahaha no. I can be talkative, so generally it's my
personality and views. People say I am very open.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read as much as I used to, but here are some of my favorite
Simone de Beauvoir
George RR Martin
My taste in music is rather eclectic. I listen to alternative,
older rap, classic rock, Motown, industrial, and EDM for the most
Fitz and the Tantrums
Wu Tang Clan
She Wants Revenge
Cage the Elephant
Swedish House Mafia
Death Cab For Cutie
The Four Tops
The Rolling Stones
As far as visual entertainment I enjoy fantasy adventure, sci-fi,
action, comdey- particularly stand up. Some of my favorite
I am a fan of documentaries, academic lectures and debates.
How the Universe Works
Steven Hawking: Into The Universe
The Four Horseman discussion: Dennett, Hitchens, Harris &
Guns, Germs and Steel
Enemies of Reason
I am a fan of a few TV shows, such as:
Game of Thrones
Some of my favorite movies are:
Gone With The Wind
The Meaning of Life
History of the World Part 1
Red Sonja (I know...)
The Invention of Lying
Conan the Barbarian (Original)
God Bless America
Silence of the Lambs
A Clockwork Orange
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People I love. My dog. Transportation. Good food. Silly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am always thinking. I have one of those minds that just won't
shut up. To make things even more interesting I am usually thinking
about 2-5 things at the same time. My only respite is sleep.
I think about my Loves, their needs and wants. I think about the
projects I have in process. I think about why the world is the way
it is, and how I can make it better. I think about kinky sex. Add
stream of consciousness, memory associations, and inane crap. You
get the picture. Maybe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally at home. I like going out, it just gets expensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am atypical bipolar, or bipolar 2. I go to the doctor regularly.
I take medicine, but I am a little thin skinned. So be nice,
I am a skeptical agnostic.
This means that I don't believe in God, but am unwilling to
completely discount the possiblility. It is mathematically probable
that in the vastness of space and time a being could exist in the
universe that would meet our definition of what a god is.
That being said, it is highly improbable that an old bearded man
sits on a throne in the sky planning our lives, and snuffed his
only son as a publicity stunt.
You should message me if
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You possess intellectual curiosity. I am a nerdy type. Engage me.
Philosophy? History? Physics? Anthropology? Human Rights? D&D?
You are emotionally intelligent.
You are a producer, not a consumer.
You are a smart, witty, kinky, polyamorous man, and you aren't
afraid of becoming something more than just a friend with
If you like getting good mind before playtime.
And.... If playtime means me putting on my collar and awaiting your
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