1. I am not your personal interactive poly wiki.
2. I am not a tourist attraction. If you're from out of town, I am not interested.
3. I am not here because you don't have time for a "real" girlfriend and you want to get laid occasionally. I really am serious about this, gents. If you don't have time to date, hang out, be spoiled, and have awesome sex, I am not the woman for you.
4. If you think after reading 50 Shades you are a Dom... Take your dog eared, semen stained, copy out from under your pillow and shove it right up your ass instead of sending me a message.
All messages in regard to the above will be deleted with prejudice.
Ffs. I hate that. Done. On to the awesomeness. :P
I am a human animal living on the surface of a small blue planet, the atoms and elements that form my body were forged in the heart of a now defunct star.
I don't need the universe to be anymore amazing than it already is.
I am a polyamorous woman married to a wonderful poly man (Taffing).
I'm a geek and proud of it. I love to sew and design costumes. I love to cook and bake. I enjoy working with my hands, camping, fishing, and learning.
I bounce between ENTJ and ESFJ if that sort of thing matters to you.