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PompousElitist

30 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–44
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile is under construction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm really good at life. I've been doing it since birth and I have never died once.

Cinnamon Life is my favorite cereal.

I have certainly never gotten "lucky" in the (board) game of Life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Singing the alphabet backwards.
2) Introducing people to new music.
3) Reciting the first 400 squares of every positive integer...quicker than someone with a calculator could.
4) Documenting.
5) Response time/reflex.
6) Collecting two dollar bills.
7) Not finishing projects.
8) Knowing the country of origin for many musical outfits.
9) Arnold Schwarzenegger impersations.
10) Modesty. I'd win an award for being the most modest person ever.
11) Reacting to sarcasm with deadpan seriousness and fooling the assailant.
12) Perseverance.
13) Giving up.
14) Long term memory.
15) Wearing slacks.
16) Socratic seminars.
17) Pyrrhic victories.
18) Inaccurate allusions.
19) Ironic Pentameter.
20) Offensive jokes
21 gun salute.
22) If a=1, b=2, et cetera... Coming up with words whose numerical values add up to 100.
23) When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from me.
24) I win staring contests against the sun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That only two hands beat a Royal Flush. My right hand and my left hand.

That I enjoy my ice like I enjoy my skulls: crushed.

That I can slam revolving doors so hard it reverses time.

That I'm what Willis was talkin' about.

That I epitomize personification.

That I have methods of interrogation that enable people to remember previous lives.

That I can slam dunk the sun.

That I wipe my ass with intercepted letters to Santa Claus.

That I consume my food telekinetically.

That my right foot is an inch shorter than my left foot.

That I use hyperbole to make "fratire" style jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like movies that have complex plotlines but not necessarily great acting. Grilled cheese sandwiches are my favorite food.

Television Shows:
Adventure Time (With Finn and Jake), The Amazing World of Gumball, American Dad, Arrested Development, Batman: The Animated Series, Berserk, Chapelle's Show, Cowboy Bebop, Darkwing Duck, Eerie, Indiana, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy (stop being a hipster), Friends, Gantz, Gargoyles, Great Teacher Onizuka, Home Improvement, House (on occasion), In Living Color, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, The Looney Tunes Show (2011), Mad (2010), Mad TV (1993), Man v. Food, Mythbusters, Off Centre, The Outer Limits (all versions), Regular Show, Samurai 7, Saturday Night Live (until 1994), Sliders (even if it was just a Quantum Leap ripoff), Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Strongbad Emails, This Week In Baseball, Tiny Toon Adventures, tosh.0, The Twilight Zone (all versions), The Whitest Kids U Know, Wilfred, Workaholics, X-Men (1990)

Books...

Orson Scott Card:
Ender's Game
Speaker For the Dead
Xenocide
Children of the Mind
Ender's Shadow
Shadow of the Hedgemon
Shadow Puppets
First Meetings
Shadow of the Giant
A War of Gifts
Ender in Exile

Enchantment
The Folk of the Fringe
Hart's Hope
Homebody
Invasive Procedures (w/ Aaron Johnston)
Keeper of Dreams
Lost Boys
Lovelock (w/ Kathryn Kidd)

The Memory of Earth
The Call of Earth
The Ships of Earth
Earthfall
Earthborn

Magic Street
Maps in a Mirror: The Short Fiction of Orson Scott Card
Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
Songmaster

Empire
Hidden Empire

Treason
Treasure Box
The Worthing Saga
Wyrms

Seventh Son
Red Prophet
Prentice Alvin
Alvin Journeyman
Heartfire
The Crystal City

Dante Aligheri:
The Inferno

Ray Bradbury:
Fahrenheit 451
The Martian Chronicles

Judy Brown:
The Comedy Thesaurus

Anthony Burgess:
A Clockwork Orange

Robert Crais:
The Monkey's Raincoat
Stalking the Angel
Lullaby Town
Free Fall
Voodoo River
Sunset Express
Indigo Slam
L.A. Requiem
The Last Detective
The Forgotten Man
The Watchman
Chasing Darkness
The First Rule

Hostage

Michael Crichton:
Airframe
The Andromeda Strain
Congo
Eaters of the Dead
The Great Train Robbery
Next
Prey
Rising Sun
Sphere
State of Fear
The Terminal Man
Timeline

James F. David:
Footprints of Thunder
Thunder of Time

Before the Cradle Falls

Fragments
Ship of the Damned

Judgment Day
The Book of Summer

Terry Goodkind:
Wizard's First Rule
Stone of Tears
Blood of the Fold
Temple of the Winds

The Harvard Lampoon:
Nightlight

Anders Henriksson:
Non Campus Mentis

Hendrick Hertzberg:
One Million

Gary Jennings:
Aztec
Aztec Autumn
Aztec Blood
Aztec Rage (written by Robert Gleason and Junius Podrug)
Aztec Fire (written by Robert Gleason and Junius Podrug)

Spangle

Robert Jordan:
New Spring
The Eye of the World
The Great Hunt
The Dragon Reborn
The Shadow Rising
The Fires of Heaven
Lord of Chaos
A Crown of Swords
The Path of Daggers
Winter's Heart
Crossroads of Twilight
Knife of Dreams
The Gathering Storm (written by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson)
Towers of Midnight (written by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson)

Stephen King:
Rage
The Long Walk
Roadwork
The Running Man
Thinner
Blaze

Cujo

The Talisman (w/ Peter Straub)
Black House (w/ Peter Straub)

The Eyes of the Dragon
It
The Stand

The Gunslinger
The Drawing of the Three
The Waste Lands
Wizard and Glass
Wolves of the Calla
Song of Susannah
The Dark Tower

Dean Koontz:
The Door to December
The Face of Fear
Intensity
Lightning
Tick-Tock
Twilight Eyes
The Vision
Watchers

Odd Thomas
Forever Odd
Brother Odd
Odd Hours

Richard Laymon:
Savage

Clive Staples Lewis:
Out of the Silent Planet
Perelandra
That Hideous Strength

Howard Phillips Lovecraft:
The Thing on the Doorstep
Waking Up Screaming

Maddox:
The Alphabet of Manliness

Demitri Martin:
This is a Book

Richard Matheson
What Dreams May Come

Audrey Niffenegger:
The Time Traveler's Wife

Wendy Northcutt:
The Darwin Awards

George Orwell:
1984

Chuck Palahniuk:
Choke
Fight Club
Invisible Monsters

Jerome David Salinger:
The Catcher in the Rye
Nine Stories

Neal Shusterman:
The Eyes of Kid Midas

Peter Straub:
The Talisman (w/ Stephen King)
Black House (w/ Stephen King)

Floating Dragon

Music...
:wumpscut: (GER) (1991-present)

...And Oceans (FIN) (1995-2005)

A Canorous Quintet (SWE)

A Tribe Called Quest (US) (St. Albans, New York)

Abaddon Incarnate (IRE)

Abigail (JAP)

Abigor (AUSTRIA)

Abney Park (US) (Seattle, Washington)

The Abominable Iron Sloth (unknown)

Aborted (BEL)

Aborym (ITA)

Abstrakt Algebra (SWE)

Absu (US) (Plano, Texas)

Absurd (GER)

The Abyss (SWE)

Acheron (US) (Columbus, Ohio)

Acid Drinkers (POL)

Aeon (SWE)

Aesop Rock (US) (Northport, New York)

After Forever (NL)

AFX (UK)

Agalloch (US) (Portland, Oregon)

Agathocles (BEL)

The Agonist (CAN)

Alastis (SWI)

Aletheian (US) (Lebanon, Pennsylvania)

Alice in Chains (US) (Seattle, Washington)

Altar (NL)

Altaria (FIN)

Amaseffer (ISR)

Ambeon (NL)

Amduscia (MEX)

Amen (US) (Los Angeles, California)

American Head Charge (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Amon Amarth (SWE)

Anathema (UK)

Ancient (NOR)

Ancient Rites (BEL)

Ancient Wisdom (unknown)

Angelcorpse (US) (Kansas City, Missouri)

Angerfist (NL)

Angelspit (AUS)

Angizia (AUSTRIA)

Angra (BRA)

Angtoria (UK)

Animals as Leaders (US) (Washington D.C.)

Animusic (US) (New York, New York)

Annihilator (CAN)

Anorexia Nervosa (FRA)

Another Life (SWE)

Ansur (NOR)

Anthrax (US) (New York, New York)

Apathy (US) (Willimantic, Connecticut)

Aphex Twin (UK)

Aphrodite's Child (GRE)

Apocalyptica (FIN)

Arcana Coalestia (unknown)

Arch Enemy (SWE)

Arckanum (SWE)

Arcturus (NOR)

Arghoslent (US) (Virgina)

Arma Gathas (unknown)

Army of the Pharaohs (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Ars Nova (JAP)

Asesino (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Asgaroth (SPA)

Asseptic Room (unknown)

Astarte (GRE)

Astrofaes (UKR)

Atmosphere (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

At Vance (GER)

At War (BRA)

Atheist (US) (Sarasota, Florida)

Atomic Aggressor (unknonw)

Augury (CAN)

Aura Noir (NOR)

Austrian Death Machine (US) (San Diego, California)

The Axis of Perdition (UK)

Averse Sefira (US) (Austin, Texas)

Aviv Geffen (ISR)

Ayreon (NL)

B. Dolan (US) (Hanton City, Rhode Island)

B-Real (US) (South Gate, California)

The Bakerton Group (US) (Germantown, Maryland)

Bal-Sagoth (UK)

Baptism (FIN)

Barathrum (FIN)

Barbatos (unknown)

Richard Barbieri (UK)

Bathory (SWE)

Bass Communion (UK)

Behexen (FIN)

Bela Fleck (US) (New York, New York)

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones (US) (New York, New York)

Belhor (US) (Wheatridge, Colorado)

Belphegor (AUSTRIA)

Benea Reach (NOR)

Beneath the Massacre (CAN)

Bergthron (GER)

The Berzerker (AUS)

Bethlehem (GER)

Bewitched (SWE)

Beyond Twilight (DEN)

Biohazard (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Black Anvil (US) (New Jersey)

Black Flag (US) (Hermosa Beach, California)

Black Messiah (GER)

Blackdeath (unknown)

Blackfield (UK)

Blackguard (CAN)

Blackalicious (US) (Sacramento, California)

Black Messiah (GER)

Black Milk (US) (Detroit, Michigan)

Blame (unknown)

Blind Guardian (GER)

Blinded Colony (SWE)

Bliss N Eso (AUS)

Blockhead (US) (New York, New York)

Bloodbath (SWE)

Blood Duster (AUS)

Blotted Science (US) (San Antonio, Texas)

Blut Aus Nord (FRA)

Marc Bolan (UK)

Bolt Thrower (UK)

Boris (JAP)

Borknagar (NOR)

Born of Osiris (US) (Palatine, Illinois)

Bosque (unknown)

Boston (US) (Boston, Massachusetts)

Botch (US) (Tacoma, Washington)

Branikald (unknown)

Brenoritvrezorkre (unknown)

Bring Me the Horizon (UK)

Brodequin (US) (Knoxville, Tennessee)

Brother Ali (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Brujeria (MEX)

Brutus (CR)

BT (US) (Rockville, Maryland)

Buck 65 (CAN)

Buckethead (US) (Huntington Beach, California)

Bo Burnham (US) (Hamilton, Massachusetts)

Burzum (NOR)

Busta Rhymes (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Cadacross (FIN)

Cage (Power Metal) (US) (San Diego, California)

Cage (Hip Hop) (US) (New York, New York)

Cage the Elephant (US) (Bowling Green, Kentucky)

Camel (UK)

Camel of Doom (unknown)

Candlemass (SWE)

Cannibal Ox (US) (Harlem, New York)

Jerry Cantrell (US) (Tacoma, Washinton)

Captain Beyond (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Caribou (CAN)

Carpathian Forest (NOR)

Casbah (unknown)

Caspa (UK)

Catamenia (FIN)

Cathedral (UK)

Caustic Window (UK)

Cecil Otter (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Cee-Lo Green (US) (Atlanta, Georgia)

Celestia (FRA)

Celph Titled (US) (Tampa, Florida)

Celtic Frost (SWI)

Centhron (GER)

Centimani (US) (Broomfield, Colorado)

Centinex (SWE)

Ceremonial Castings (US) (Battle Ground, Washington_)

Chicago (US) (Chicago, Illinois)

Children of Bodom (minus vocals) (FIN)

Cinerary (unknown)

The Circle Jerks (US) (Hermosa Beach, California)

Circle of Tyrants (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Cirith Gorgor (NL)

Cloudscape (SWE)

Clutch (US) (Germantown, Maryland)

Cold (US) (Jacksonville, Florida)

Coldseed (GER)Colossuem (UK)

Colosseum II (UK)

Common Rider (US) (Berkeley, California)

Concept of God (US) (Arlington, Texas)

Continuum (unknown)

Controlled Collapse (unknown)

Cor Scorpii (NOR)

Coroner (SWI)

Corporation 187 (unknown)

Corrosion of Conformity (US) (Raleigh, North Carolina)

Covenant (SWE)

Creedence Clearwater Revival (US) (El Cerrito, California)

Crematory (GER)

Cronian (NOR)

Cruachan (IRE)

Crypt the Warchild (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

The Crystal Method (US) (Los Angeles, California)

CunninLynguists (US) (Lexington, Kentucky)

Cursive (US) (Omaha, Nebraska)

Cut Throat (unknown)

Cynic (US) (Miami, Florida)

Cypress Hill (US) (Southgate, California)

Dan Swano (SWE)

Danger Mouse (US) (White Plains, New York)

Dark Fortress (GER)

Dark Funeral (SWE)

Dark Moor (SPA)

Dark Order (unknown)

Dark Tranquility (SWE)

Darkane (SWE)

Darkest Hour (US) (Washington D.C.)

Darkthrone (NOR)

Darkwell (AUSTRIA)

Dead Can Dance (AUS)

Death (US) (Orlando, Florida)

Death SS (ITA)

Death Angel (US) (Concord, California)

Deathspell Omega (FRA)

Decapitated (POL)

Deep Puddle Dynamics (US) (Oaklalnd, California)

Deerhoof (US) (San Francisco, California)

The Defaced (unknown)

Destruction (GER)

Demigodz (US) (Willimantic, Connecticut)

Demonaz (NOR)

Demons and Wizards (US) (Tampa, Florida)

Deranged (unknown)

Desaster (GER)

D'espairs Ray (JAP)

Dessa (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Destruction (GER)

Dethklok (US) (Salinas, California)

Devin Townsend Project (CAN)

Diablo (FIN)

Diabolical Masquerade (SWE)

Die Krupps (GER)

Dimension Zero (SWE)

Dinosaur Jr. (US) (Amherst, Massachusetts)

Dir En Grey (JAP)

Dirty Rotten Imbeciles (US) (Houston, Texas)

Disculpa (unknown)

Disgorge (US) (San Diego, California)

Disillusion (GER)

Dismember (SWE)

Dissection (SWE)

Distorted Memory (unknown)

Dog Fashion Disco (US) (Rockville, Maryland)

Doomtree (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Doom:vs (SWE)

The Doors (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Dornenreich (AUS)

Doseone (US) (Idaho)

Dozer (SWE)

Dragonforce (UK)

Dream Theater (US) (Long Island, New York)

Dreamaker (SPA)

Droid (US) (Long Beach, California)

Dropkick Murphys (US) (Quincy, Massachusettes)

Drudkh (UKR)

Dubstep (IRE)

Dynospectrum (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

The Dwarves (US) (Chicago, Illinopis)

Dzlvarv (unknown)

Earth (US) (Olympia, Washington)

Earth Crisis (US) (Syracuse, New York)

Edenbridge (AUSTRIA)

Edge of Sanity (SWE)

Edguy (GER)

Leif Edling (SWE)

Einherjer (NOR)

Electric Wizard (UK)

Elegy (NL)

Elend (FRA)

Elfonia (MEX)

Eligh (US) (Los Angeles, Califonia)

El-P (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Eluveitie (SWI)

Emilie Autumn (US) (Malibu, California)

Emperor (NOR)

Empyrean (AUS)

Endstille (GER)

Ensiferum (FIN)

Enthroned (BEL)

Entombed (SWE)

Epica (NL)

Epoch of Unlight (US) (Memphis, Tennessee)

Equilibrium (GER)

Esoteric (UK)

Esoteric (US)

Essence of Sorrow (SWE)

Evergrey (SWE)

Everlast (US) (Valley Stream, New York)

Exhorder (US) (New Orleans, Louisiana)

Exhumed (US) (San Jose, California)

Exodus (US) (San Francisco, California)

Eyedea & Abilities (US) (Mineapolis, Minnesota)

Face Down (SWE)

Falconer (SWE)

Falkenbach (GER)

Faith and the Muse (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Faith No More (US) (San Francisco, California)

Fantômas (US) (San Francisco, California)

Fata Morgana (NOR)

FB[Force] (unknown)

Fear Factory (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Felt (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Finntroll (FIN)

Fission (SWE)

Five Bolt Main (US) (Lousville, Kentucky)

Five Horse Johnson (US) (Toledo, Ohio)

Five Pointe O (US) (Joliet, Illinois)

Flairck (NL)

Flaw (US) (Louisville, Kentucky)

Fleurety (NOR)

Flobots (US) (Denver, Colorado)

Flogging Molly (US) (Los Angeles, California)

The Flower Kings (SWE)

Foghat (UK)

Foo Fighters (US) (Seattle, Washington)

Forefather (UK)

Foreigner (US) (New York, New York)

Forest of Shadows (unknonw)

Forest Stream (RUS)

Fractured (CAN)

Frameshift (BEL)

Front 242 (BEL)

Front Line Assembly (CAN)

Gackt (JAP)

Galneryus (JAP)

Gamma Ray (GER)

Gandalf (AUSTRIA)

The Gathering (NL)

Gehenna (NOR)

Genghis Tron (US) (Poughskeepsie, New York)

Glass Hammer (US) (Chattanooga, Tennessee)

Gnarls Barkley (US) (Atlanta, Georgia)

Goatwhore (US)

God Among Insects (SWE)

God Dethroned (NL)

Godsend (SWE)

Golden Earring (NL)

Gong (FRA)

Goodie Mob (US) (Atlanta, Georgia)

Gorefest (NL)

Goretex (US) (New York, New York)

Gorgoroth (NOR)

Grand Belial's Key (US) (Oakton, Virginia)

Grave (SWE)

Graveworm (ITA)

Gravisphere (SWE)

Talib Kweli (Green) (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Green Jelly (US) (Kenmor, New York)

Grendel (NL)

Guano Apes (GER)

Guilt Machine (NL)

Hail of Bullets (NL)

Hate (POL)

Hatesphere (DEN)

The Haunted (SWE)

Havayoth (SWE)

Heart (CAN)

Tim Hecker (CAN)

(hed) Planet Earth (US) (Huntington Beach, California)

Helheim (NOR)

Hellhammer (SWI)

Helloween (GER)

Helmet (US) (New York, New York)

Hemlock (US) (Las Vegas, Nevada)

Hexstatic (UK)

Hilltop Hoods (AUS)

Hirax (US) (Cypress, California)

Hocico (MEX)

Holocausto (unknown)

Horna (FIN)

Hypocrisy (SWE)

I Killed the Prom Queen (AUS)

Ice Cube (US) (South Central, California)

Iced Earth (US) (Tampa, Florida)

Ihsahn (NOR)

Ildjarn (NOR)

Ill Bill (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Illnath (NOR)

Illogic (US) (Columbus, Ohio)

(some) Immortal (NOR)

Immortal Technique (US) (Harlem, New York)

Impaled Nazarene (FIN)

In Battle (SWE)

In Flames (SWE)

In the Woods... (NOR)

Incantation (US) (Johnstown, Pennsylvania)

Incestuous (unknown)

Incinerator (unknown)

Infected Mushroom (ISR)

Infestdead (SWE)

Insekt (unknown)

Intronaut (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Iron Maiden (UK)

Iron Savior (GER)

ISIS (US) (Boston, Masschusetts)

Isolation (unknown)

Jade Warrior (UK)

Jedi Mind Tricks (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

John's Children (UK)

Danko Jones (CAN)

Journey (US) (San Francisco, California)

Judas Iscariot (US) (DeKalb, Illinois)

Juno Reactor (UK)

Jupiter Society (unknown)

Kamchatka (SWE)

Kamelot (US) (Tampa, Florida)

Kampfar (NOR)

Kansas (US) (Topeka, Kansas)

Karma to Burn (US) (Morgantown, West Virginia)

Katatonia (SWE)

Kausing Much Damage (US) (Long Island, New York)

Kayak (NL)

Keep of Kalessin (NOR)

Khold (NOR)

King Crimson (UK)

King Diamond (DEN)

King Hobo (SWE)

Kingdom Come (GER)

Klabautmann (unknown)

KMFDM (GER)

Kraftwerk (GER)

Kreator (GER)

Krezip (NL)

Krieg (US) (Somers Point, New Jersey)

Krisiun (BRA)

KRS-One (US) (South Bronx, New York)

Krux (SWE)

Kvelertak (NOR)

Kyuss (US) (Palm Desert, California)

La Coka Nostra (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Lay Down Rotten (unknonw)

Led Zeppelin (UK)

The Left Rights (US) (New York, New York)

Leviathan (US) (San Francisco, California)

Lexincrpyt (unknown)

Lifelover (SWE)

Lion's Share (SWE)

Living Legends (US) (South Central, California)

Lock Up (UK)

Long Distance Calling (GER)

Lord Belial (SWE)

(The Lord Weird) Slough Feg (US) (San Francisco, California)

Lords of Acid (BEL)

Lost Horizon (SWE)

Lucifer's Heritage (GER)

Lujhboia (ARG)

Lux Occulta (POL)

Lyfthraysr (unknown)

Mac Lethal (US) (Kansas City, Missouri)

Maceration (DEN)

Machine Head (US) (Oakland, California)

Magnolius (CAN)

Malice Mizer (JAP)Månegarm (SWE)

Manes (NOR)

Manticora (DEN)

Marduk (SWE)

The Mars Volta (US) (El Paso, Texas)

Mastodon (US) (Atlanta, Georgia)

Maximum the Hormone (JAP)

Mayhem (NOR)

MC Chris (US) (Libertyville, Illinois)

MC Lars (US) (Berkeley, California)

MDFMK (GER)

The Meads of Asphodel (UK)

Meat Beat Manifesto (UK)

Megadeth (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Megaherz (GER)

Mercliess (SWE)

Mercyful Fate (DEN)

Mega Ran (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

The Melvins (US) (Montesano, Washington)

Mental Horror (BRA)

Midnattsol (NOR)

Ministry (US) (Chicago, Illinois)

Mirrorthrone (SWI)

Mr. Bungle (US) (Eureka, California)

Mr. Hyde (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Moi Dix Mois (JAP)

Momentum (unknown)

Monster Island Czars (US) (New York, New York)

Monster Magnet (US) (Red Bank, New Jersey)

The Montauk Project (unknown)

Moondog (US) (Maryville, Kansas)

Moontower (SWE)

Mourning Forest (unknown)

Morbid Angel (US) (Tampa, Florida)

Mortification (AUS)

Mortiis (NOR)

Motorhead (UK)

Mt. Cairn (US) (Loveland, Colorado)

The Mountain Goats (US) (Claremont, California)

Mutilator (BRA)

MURS (US) (Los Angeles, California)

(melodic) Mudvayne (US) (Peoria, Illinois)

(early) Mushroomhead (US) (Cleveland, Ohio)

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult (US) (Chicago, Illinois)

Mysticum (unknown)

Nachtmystium (US) (Wheaton, Illinois)

Naer Mataron (GRE)

Naglfar (SWE)

Napalm Death (UK)

Nargaroth (GER)

Nasum (SWE)

Necro (US) (Brookyln, New York)

Necrodeath (ITA)

The NESkimos (US) (St. Augustine, Florida)

Neuraxis (CAN)

Neurosis (US) (Oakland, California)

Nevermore (US) (Seattle, Washington)

Nifelheim (SWE)

Niggaz With Attitude (US) (Comnpton, California)

Nightfall (GRE)

Nightingale (SWE)

Nightrage (SWE)

Nightwish (FIN)

No-Man (UK)

Nocturnal Breed (NOR)

NoFX (US) (San Francisco, California)

Noise Unit (CAN)

Nokturnal Mortum (UKR)

Non Phixion (US) (New York, New York)

Erik Norlander (US)

Nortt (DEN)

John Norum (SWE)

Nothingface (US) (Washington D.C.)

November's Doom (US) (Chicago, Illinois)

Novembre (ITA)

Nuclear Assault (US) (New York, New York)

Nurzery (Rhymes) (GER)

Obituary (US) (Tampa, Florida)

Object (unknown)

Obtained Enslavement (NOR)

Ocean Machine (CAN)

Oceansize (UK)

October Tide (SWE)

Office of Strategic Influence (US) (Long Island, New York)

OhGr (CAN)

Oingo Boingo (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Omega (HUN)

Ondskapt (SWE)

Opera IX (ITA)

Opeth (SWE)

Orgy (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Orphanage (NL)

Orphaned Land (ISR)

Otyg (SWE)

OuterSpace (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Overflash (SWE)

Overkill (US) (Old Bridge Township, New Jersey)

Pagan Altar (UK)

Pagan's Mind (NOR)

Pain (SWE)

Pain of Salvation (SWE)

Pandemonium (SWE)

Panic Lift (US) (Newark, New Jersey)

Pantheon I (NOR)

Pan.Thy.Monium (SWE)

Paradise Lost (UK)

Paysage d'Hiver (SWI)Peccatum (NOR)

Pelican (US) (Chicago, Illinois)

Pendragon (UK)

Pentagram (US) (Arlington, Virginia)

Persuador (SWE)

Pestilence (NL)

Phantasm (US) (Los Angeles, California)

The Pharcyde (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Phideaux Xavier (US) (New York, New York)

Pig (UK)

Planet Asia (US) (Fresno, California)

Planetary (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Polygon Window (IRE)

Porcupine Tree (UK)

Primal Fear (GER)

Primordial (IRE)

Professional Murder Music (US) (Los Angeles, California)

The Prodigy (UK)

Prong (US) (New York, New York)

Propellerheads (UK)

Pro-Pain (US) (New York, New York)

Pro-Tech (CAN)

Psychotic Waltz (US) (El Cajon, California)

Psyclon Nine (US) (Castro Valley, California)

Pulse Legion (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Pungent Stench (AUSTRIA)

Queens of the Stone Age (US) (Palm Desert, California)

Rage (GER)

Ragnarok (NOR)

Rakim (US) (New York, New York)

Ram-Zet (NOR)

Rammstein (GER)

Randam Luck (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Red Hot Chili Peppers (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Reef the Lost Cauze (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Reflux (US) (Washington D.C.)

Refused (SWE)

Return to Forever (US) (Rochester, New York)

The Reverend Horton Heat (US) (Dallas, Texas)

Rhapsody (of Fire) (ITA)

Rhyme Asylum (UK)

Ribspreader (SWE)

Richard Cheese (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Riverside (POL)

RJD2 (US) (Columbus, Ohio)

Rollins Band (US) (Van Nuys, California)

Henry Rollins (Spoken word) (US) (Van Nuys, California)

The Rolling Stones (UK)

Rotting Christ (GRE)

Rudra (SING)

Rush (CAN)

Sabac (Red) (US) (Brooklyn, New York)

Sabaton (SWE)

Sabbat (UK)

Sabbat (JAP)

Sacramentum (SWE)

Sadistik Exekution (AUS)

Sage Francis (US) (Providence, Rhode Island)

Salem (ISR)

Saint Vitus (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Sanctuary (US) (Seattle, Washington)

Satanic Claughter (SWE)

Erik Satie (FRA)

Joe Satriani (US) (Westburyu, New York)

Savage Circus (GER)

(some) Scar Symmetry (SWE)

Scarve (FRA)

Schaft (JAP)

Schwein (GER)

SCUM (NOR)

Seance (SWE)

Sear Bliss (HUN)

Septic Flesh (GRE)

Sepultura (BRA)

Setherial (SWE)

7L (US) (Boston, Massachusetts)

Sevendust (US) (Atlanta, Georgia)

Shadow Gallery (US) (LeHigh Valley, Pennsylvania)

Shinedown (US) (Jacksonville, Florida)

Shining (SWE)

Shpongle (UK)

Sigh (JAP)

Silencer (THA)

Silent Force (GER)'

Sinergy (FIN)

Skinlab (US) (San Francisco, California)

Skinny Puppy (CAN)

Skyfire (SWE)

Sleep (US) (San Jose, California)

Snake River Conspiracy (US) (San Francisco, California)

Snot (US) (Santa Barbara, California)

Snow Patrol (UK)

Snowgoons (GER)

Sodom (GER)

Soil (US) (Chicago, Illinois)

Soilwork (SWE)

Solitude Aeturnus (US) (Arlington, Texas)

Solefald (NOR)

Sonata Arctica (FIN)

Sons of Otis (CAN)

Soundgarden (US) (Seattle, Washington)

Spastik Ink (US) (San Antonio, Texas)

Spiritual Beggars (SWE)

Splatterhouse (unknown)

Spock's Beard (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Squarepusher (UK)

Stahlhammer (AUSTRIA)

Star One (NL)

(old) Static-X (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Steel (SWE)

Stephen Lynch (US) (Abington Township, Pennsylvania)

Steppenwolf (CAN)

Stoic Dissention (US)

Stonehaven (US)

Stormlord (ITA)

Strapping Young Lad (CAN)

Stratovarius (FIN)

Stream of Passion (NL)

Street Dogs (US) (Boston, Massachusetts)

Suffocation (US) (Long Island, New York)

Summoning (AUSTRIA)

Sun Caged (NL)

Sunn O))) (US) (Seattle, Washington)

Susperia (NOR)

Swallow the Sun (FIN)

Sweatshop Union (UK)

The Sword (US) (Austin, Texas)

Sybreed (SWI)

Symphony X (US) (Middletown, New Jersey)

Synæsthesia (CAN)

Synthetic Delusion (US) (Denver, Colorado)

Systematic (US) (Oakland, California)

Syu (JAP)

Taake (NOR)

TamTrum (FRA)

The Tangent (SWE)

Tankard (GER)

Omar Faruk Tekbilek (TUR)

Terror 2000 (SWE)

Terrorizer (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Testament (US) (Berkeley, California)

Them Crooked Vultures (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Therapy? (IRE)

Therion (SWE)

1349 (NOR)

This Ending (SWE)

Thorns (NOR)

3 (US) (Woodstock, New York)

Threshold (UK)

Throbbing Gristle (GER)

Throne of Ahaz (SWE)

Thyrfing (SWE)

Tiamat (SWE)

Today is the Day (US) (Nashville, Tennessee)

Tomahawk (US) (San Francisco, California)

Tourniquet (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Toxic Holocaust (US) (Portland, Oregon)

Trae tha Truth (US) (Houston, Texas)

Trail of Tears (NOR)Trastorno (unknown)

Tribes of Neurot (US) (Oakland, California)

Tristania (NOR)

Turbonegro (NOR)

Turisas (FIN)

The Tuss (UK)

Týr (FI)

Ululate (unknown)

Ulver (NOR)

Unearthly Trance (US) (Long Island, New York)

Unholy (FIN)

Unholy Matrimony (SWI)

Unholy Ritual (GRE)

Unknown Prophets (US) (Minneapolis, Minnesota)

Unleashed (SWE)

Universal Indicator (IRE)

Unida (US)

Unjust (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Unsane (US) (New York, New York)

UPO (US) (Los Angeles, California)

Uriah Heep (UK)

Vader (POL)

Steve Vai (US) (Carle Place, New York)

The Vapors Project (unknown)

Vast Aire (US) (Manhattan, New York)

Velvet Acid Christ (US) (Westminster, Colorado)

Velvet Cacoon (US) (Portland, Oregon)

Vermyapre Kommando (unknown)

Vesania (POL)

Vinnie Paz (US) (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Vinterriket (unknown)

Vintersorg (SWE)

Vio-Lence (US) (San Francisco, California)

Virus IV (unknown)

Vision Divine (ITA)

Vision of Mara (US)

VAST (US) (Austin, Texas)

Vildhjarta (SWE)

Vlad Tepes (FRA)

Vond (NOR)

Rick Wakeman (UK)

Warbringer (US) (Ventura, California)

Warmen (FIN)

Watain (SWE)

Waterclime (SWE)

Watts (UK)

Wedard (unknown)

Weeping Birth (SWI)

Weird Al Yankovic (US) (Lynwood, California)

Steven Wilson (UK)

Windir (NOR)

Winds (NOR)

Winterlong (SWE)

Witchery (SWE)

Within Temptation (NL)

Wizard (GER)

Wolfnacht (unknown)

Woods of Fallen (unknown)

Wu Tang Clan (US) (Staten Island, New York)

Xasthur (US) (Alhambra, California)

Yes (UK)

Yggdrasil (FI)

Yngwie Malmsteen (SWE)

Zion I (US) (Oakland, California)

Znowhite (US) (Chicago, Illinois)

Zozobra (US) (Santa Fe, New Mexico)

Zyklon (NOR)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music. I have over 119,000 songs at home (Over a year of music without repeating a single song).
2) Companionship.
3) Financial comfort.
4) Entertainment.
5) An abacus, because I apparently can't count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just Facebook me, it's all there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
For the past three years, I was working 4pm-1am on Friday nights. My schedule has recently opened up. At the moment, I am working 7am-7pm nearly seven days a week, but when I get things under control at work, I should only be working 45-50 hours a week. I'm trying to plan ahead. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no shame, I'll answer anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...I messaged you. Even if it was a copy-and-paste message. It's really awkward to be like "Hey, I saw you like (random thing). Let's talk about that. It feels manufactured and insincere. It's possible that I used "small talk" to message you, but I use it as a segue to get to deeper things. It's not a bad thing. :)