I like shadow puppets. And maybe shadow puppies. And maybe YOUR puppies??? I'm not really a breast guy, but if you insist on having my autograph them, what am I supposed to say?
Ya wanna know how I got these scars? Well, that's for my therapist to know and you to find out as I shriek in my sleep. WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I like to humpy pumpy, grumpy lumpy stumpy. Heheh, I bet you thought that'd be sexual. But it's actually just a thought about my LOGS. By which I mean the use of my IP address. Uh huh, it's not all about shaggin'.
I like hate, but I love... breaaaaaaadstiiiiiiiiiicks. Now just picture a zombie saying that in the zombiest voice possible, and you've got it. I am the card against humanity.
I like giant bladed things. So I bet you can't wait to come right over and hang out. At night time. Alone. TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE. Okay, I got a little carried away with those hees. And the shes. She's got it! Yeah baby, she's got it! Well, I'm so furry, I'm on fire, PUT ME OUT, OWWWWW!