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31 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:36am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey there. My name's Chris, and I'm a brutally honest guy who does a fair number of things even though at heart I'm a lazy lump. Imagine that there's a dude from lazy lump land trapped in hard work land, and who has no other choice but to work hard. I'm that guy, and I shall one day escape my exile into the land of lumpy freedom. Imagine gravy, only sweeter and in a multitude of fun colors.

I greatly appreciate real feedback, even if I'm not what you want. I may be willing to make alterations to myself and my lifestyle just to become what you want, because I want you so badly. Or by contrast, I may radically alter my life to be FARTHER from what you want because you're just awful.

I am interested in a great woman regardless of whether she's local or not. I would hate to think that my ideal woman would avoid speaking to me just because of a thousand miles or so. I'm not positively tied to where I am, and it's possible that she might also want to move. Who knows exactly where they'll be in a few years? One of my good friends is on the other side of the world, and I couldn't go to any continent where I wouldn't have at least one professional contact.

I don't make a big deal out of the fact that I don't want kids, but it does deserve mentioning that this year will be the sixth anniversary of my vasectomy. Just putting that out there.
What I’m doing with my life
I am working to be financially free so I can pursue immortality. There, I said it. I will be the man who beat death, FTW.
I’m really good at
Eating meals quickly and really enjoying them, solving problems creatively, recovering from setbacks, initiating conversations with people I want to get to know better, learning from my mistakes
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fairly well composed, so my dearth of facial expression. My bright hazel eyes, perhaps. The fact that I often dress like a homeless person even in the gym. I'm not really trying to impress anyone most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read how-tos and zombie stories.

I watch Let's Plays, Bar Rescue and sometimes the "scary" stuff on Chiller. I also love the musical theatre for the skill it takes and the notion that at any moment, people might just burst into song. That could be pretty cool, especially in grocery lines or waiting rooms at doctors' offices.

More food is better food.
The six things I could never do without
(No particular order)

Grape juice.

A means of creativity, be it with a piece of wood or clay or a pen and paper.

My giant wooden babies (my houses)

Books with pages

Music with ambition

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether this "love" thing is worth so frequently getting my ass kicked, finding the ideal woman, being immortal, being financially free. Just goals and whether the promise is worth the pain. I tend to err on the side of "Yeah, just keep the ice pack ready."
On a typical Friday night I am
Building something, planning something, on a date, working on a project... it's hard to say. If someone were to theoretically want to spend my Friday night with me, I might theoretically be open to such a thing. Don't be shy!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never really feel welcome anywhere. At any moment I expect to be asked to leave for some reason that's beyond my comprehension. There's a lot behind my stoic expression that most people never even suspect.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you're a woman who's clinically sane, likes a good workout, is reasonably sexual (not a nun or a nympho), can carry on a real conversation, would rather have a great relationship among equals than children, and would like to live forever.