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31 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:43am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a note: I do like sex when it's with the right girl, but it isn't my all-consuming obsession. Please don't take the fact that I mention sexuality in my profile *once* as an indication that it's all I think about. We are all adults here... theoretically.

Not a day goes by when I'm not amazed that I'm no longer five years old, working to "learn" how to live. I'm in my early 30s, and I really should know something by now. I believe I've nearly dived to the depths of my own ignorance... quite a feat.

Long story short, I'm a lot of things. I have a bit of land, so I'm a landscaper. I have a few houses, so I'm a landlord and working on being a flipper -- hopefully it'll work. For insurance and a "steady" paycheck I work in a warehouse. For extra money and to have something sexy I say I do, I write ad copy and articles for clients around the world.

I can imagine that seeing a guy who's in his early thirties but has never been married raises red flags. You may also find it distasteful, selfish or otherwise grating that I went as far as having a vasectomy done (six years ago today!) so that I would never have kids. I understand, I'm not for everyone. I didn't feel like getting my first divorce out of the way by my mid-20s, and I've been looking for the BEST POSSIBLE woman.

I don't expect perfection. I definitely don't have it on my end. Frankly, if I can get to 85% awesomeness on something I'm tickled pink. But what I do provide is:

Legit gentleman stuff: opening doors, walking closer to the road, putting my arm around you when you're scared or sad, firm smacks on the ass when you're a brat.

Self-sufficiency. I'm not on OKC every day because I'm living my life. I won't call you ten times a day, again, because I'm living my life. I make my own money, I handle my own business, I fix what I can in my own home and I don't cry for my mommy when something goes wrong.

Safety: I live a practically drama-free life and treat people as I want to be treated. That and reasonable awareness keeps most threats away. If a threat approaches, I keep a decent cache of weapons and reasonable hand-to-hand skill with which to handle it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got some major things coming down the pike. Get to know me and I might share them with you. And I might even share some ice cream... 'Cause I'm a health nut.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning from my mistakes and pushing forward. After I've finished rolling up into a little ball and whimpering for a few days. Nah, just kiddin'.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fairly well composed, so my dearth of facial expression. My bright hazel eyes, perhaps. The fact that I often dress like a homeless person even in the gym. I'm not really trying to impress anyone most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read how-tos and zombie stories.

I watch Let's Plays, Bar Rescue and sometimes the "scary" stuff on Chiller. I also love the musical theatre for the skill it takes and the notion that at any moment, people might just burst into song. That could be pretty cool, especially in grocery lines or waiting rooms at doctors' offices.

More food is better food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(No particular order)

Fruit juice. I know it has a lot of sugar, but sugar is my friend.

A means of creativity, be it with a piece of wood or clay or a pen and paper.

My giant wooden babies (my houses)

Books with pages

Music with ambition

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether this "love" thing is worth so frequently getting my ass kicked, finding the ideal woman, being immortal, being financially free. Just goals and whether the promise is worth the pain. I tend to err on the side of "Yeah, just keep the ice pack ready."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Building something, planning something, on a date, working on a project... it's hard to say. If someone were to theoretically want to spend my Friday night with me, I might theoretically be open to such a thing. Don't be shy!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been compared to Deadpool. If you know who that is and you're okay with a guy who knows he has an audience and is really good with all things bladed or ballistic, that's great.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life.

You can spell (without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on the
sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed.

You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can
actually keep up with me.

It might help if you have some open inbox space so I can message you, too.