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32 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:09am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am Chris. A am many things, such as rock climber, runner, artist, INTJ who's into house flipping, cuddler who loves cuddles and making art, archer and martial arts enthusiast who also likes target shooting. I'm an unofficial nudist and like to cook... and let's just pretend that wasn't an awkward statement.

I just realized something. I can find a woman's shoulder blades sexy. Damn, baby, I love every inch of you...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'll go ahead and tell you my major goals in life. As early as this upcoming winter, I plan to be living on the rent from my rental homes and no longer need to work for money.

Once I'm living on investment income, my REALLY big goal is to start a biotech company focused on making immortality real. I will live forever. Please feel free to tell me how impossible this is, as every doubter brings the goal closer to completion.

But wait, there's more to more goal-reaching! Once I'm wealthy and immortal, I want to guide a large proportion of the asteroid belt into a solar orbit and slam the pieces together until we've built a planet with an Earth-like gravity well. Yes, I intend to build a planet for humanity to colonize.

I'm currently nursing an injury that's keeping me from working and lifting. If that turns you off, that's all right -- I want friends (and more) who are cool to spend time with me regardless.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning from my mistakes and pushing forward. I'm a risk-taker because that's how I see myself advancing in life.

Planning. I'm a decent chess player because I tend to think a few moves ahead.

Being honest. If you can handle the truth, you can ask me.

Adapting. I'm not left-handed, but my right arm is in a sling. So I have to be left-handed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very focused and have a lot on my mind. I'm rugged and bright.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read how-tos and zombie stories.

I watch Let's Plays, Bar Rescue and sometimes the "scary" stuff on Chiller. I also love the musical theatre for the skill it takes and the notion that at any moment, people might just burst into song. That could be pretty cool, especially in grocery lines or waiting rooms at doctors' offices.

Grillers from Taco Bell. Cheeseburgers, medium well, ketchup+mustard+onions. Juice, neat. Pizza with chicken, beef and onions. Cheesecake. I also like healthy food, but I don't eat it as much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Creative outlet

Tasty food and drink


Good people

Peace and war in balance

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm almost 32 and single. Whether my ideal woman exists, and if so where I might find her. My rather ambitious goals in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Building something, planning something, on a date, working on a project... it's hard to say. If someone were to theoretically want to spend my Friday night with me, I might theoretically be open to such a thing. Don't be shy!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been compared to Deadpool. If you know who that is and you're okay with a guy who knows he has an audience and is really good with all things bladed or ballistic, that's great.
You should message me if
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You're going to treat me well. And you're single. From there I'm flexible. You read my profile and like something about it. You find me cute and want hypercuddles.