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Pongun

32 Indianapolis, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm not just around for the good shit. I'm around even when the situation sucks ass. Granted, I do not actually engage in ass sucking behavior, as that is disgusting. But when it comes to candles, that's where they need to be. In your ass. That's right.

I like shadow puppets. And maybe shadow puppies. And maybe YOUR puppies??? I'm not really a breast guy, but if you insist on having my autograph them, what am I supposed to say?

Ya wanna know how I got these scars? Well, that's for my therapist to know and you to find out as I shriek in my sleep. WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I like to humpy pumpy, grumpy lumpy stumpy. Heheh, I bet you thought that'd be sexual. But it's actually just a thought about my LOGS. By which I mean the use of my IP address. Uh huh, it's not all about shaggin'.

I like hate, but I love... breaaaaaaadstiiiiiiiiiicks. Now just picture a zombie saying that in the zombiest voice possible, and you've got it. I am the card against humanity.

I like giant bladed things. So I bet you can't wait to come right over and hang out. At night time. Alone. TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE. Okay, I got a little carried away with those hees. And the shes. She's got it! Yeah baby, she's got it! Well, I'm so furry, I'm on fire, PUT ME OUT, OWWWWW!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm constructing my 600-ft tall bronze statue of myself. I learned a new word today -- Ego.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at writing. Err, I'm excellent at the use of weaponry. I totally rock at not having kids due to my vasectomy -- best 10 bucks I ever spent. I'm astonishing at acting like MacGuyver, complete with humming the theme.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty down to earth and reasonable. In fact, I'm practically a republican. I want a pet elephant!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are self-help titles, such as How to Stop Freakin' Eating People and The Vikings Guide to Pillaging

I'm a filmmaker. I directed Mind Gone Haywire, Anorexic Manatees From Planet Blue Waffle and Quantum Mechanics: How the Hell Do These People Get Funding?

I don't have a TV. Real men are too busy doing really butch stuff, like fighting dire wolves and raising barns.

House, some "gangster rap", '70s & '80s rock, a decent amount of pop, and some disco. Let's dance!

I love Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. And if your presents don't arrive on time, remember that Rudolph is just one nasty-tasting reindeer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*My awesome houses
*Nacho cheese sauce all over my lover's body
*My guns (I may or may not carry pics of them in my wallet)
*The souls of my slain foes (great domestic servants and wonderful lawn ornaments ALL IN ONE!)
*Late night infomercials where they set cars on fire
*Sweet potato pie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life is just like the Matrix. We're all in a gigantic toilet. Tsunamis are just somebody flushing. WHOOOOOSH!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing swordcraft, writing something, spending time with fun friends, eating pie, the usual stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty much just kidding. My friend put a bunch of silly stuff in hers, and folks took it all literally. I mean, they actually thought she was Godzilla and that she'd beaten down a giant penguin. I'm 100% serious on this one, legit. Now, are you ladies any smarter than the guys? Can you see past the silly? If so, we need to meet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like shooting a bow and arrows and don't mind hiding in the woods.
See, the Sheriff of Nottingham has been talking a LOT of trash lately... and my merry men and I can't have that.