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PoochParader

39 Temple City, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Management
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Even editing this profile again seems highly daunting. I've had 2 relationships of over 1 1/2 years from here. I know the process works, but the idea of getting out dating again is rather daunting. Really looking to start out super chill and avoid a lot of the first date hassle and games that turns out to be something neither of us really like anyway. I'm a fun-loving, monogamous relationship-oriented guy who is just looking for a special lady to share time with and support each other in this journey we call life.

I guess I should scare you off now, right? I'm a serial entrepreneur that sometimes hits, sometimes misses. I'm an avid game player and have been my entire life. A good piece of my adult life has been working in the gaming industry. Currently, my career path is one part gamer, one part entertainer. It leads to a very versatile schedule, but a (currently) rather meager income while it gets up and running. In the interim, I'm doing the Uber thing since it gives me the versatility I like to be able to make the rest of everything happen. Hope you like honestly because it comes in spades here.

I need someone understanding of who I am and what I'm doing. This killed my last relationship. If you're not okay with this, and we can discuss it in length when we talk, please don't waste my time or my heart. Basically, if you don't mind a guy who is trying to making gaming in many shapes and sizes his long-term profession, then we'll be great.

Also, you know that guy who loves hiking and being outdooors and goes to the gym a lot. Yeah, that's not me. Also, if you need your partner to be a "reader", that's probably not me. I read plenty, but it's never in the form of a book or magazine.

Also, my screen name may be out of date - it's been a while since I have paraded any pooches.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play games, entertain with those games and and occasionally take silly pictures. These are the cliff notes. I'll be happy to elaborate on any of them if asked. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random games

I'm definitely a competent cook, though I do it rarely - I prefer to have someone to cook for.

Being a geek without being socially awkward.

Figuring out what step 2 is between "steal underpants" and "profit"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was told it was that I have "kind eyes". You can tell me what you notice first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - RomComs mostly. My joking rule of thumb is the movie has to have an automobile in it.
Shows - Blacklist, Scandal, Mindy Project, Brooklyn 99, @Midnight and whatever makes me laugh.
Music - All over the spectrum, though honestly not something that important to me. I'll probably learn to like whatever you have.
Food - Mexican and sushi are my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my internet-accessing devices (take your pick)
- a reliable car
- a comfortable bed
- humor and sarcasm
- professional motivation
- my 8-track player

These definitely aren't in order, and if I was missing any of them I COULD do without them, but we're following the spirit of the question here. One of them may or may not be false. :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where can I get a good burrito? What game can I play that others would find entertaining. Also, should I go back to the long version of this profile or stay with the shorter one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows. I don't really have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been on here for a while now and I still feel like I don't know what to write in this profile.

Also, some of my answers to questions may be out of date. Don't necessarily assume that everything there is absolutely correct. Most of them are, but some of the questions especially pertaining to politics and relationships may be changed. I'm working on fixing them, but there are a lot of questions to go over.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a fun, communicative guy who isn't like everyone else on here. This profile used to be a lot longer, but I took the advice of some friends and shortened it up a bit. Feel free to write - it's a better way to get an idea to my personality - it can be a bit quirky. :) Oh, and please be somewhat local. If the easiest way to see each other is a plane ticket, probably not the best idea.