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63 F Bairnsdale, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 40–75
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:28am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Firstly, please note - I AM BISEXUAL - if that is unacceptable please do not contact me. Short, Sassy, Sensual :) I'm not looking for a relationship - just some good times, friendship & laughter. I'm intelligent and well-educated and want to meet someone similar. I don't really have a lot in common with most people my age - I'm not interested in gardening, caravanning, don't have grandchildren. I'm interested in the pleasures of the flesh and listening to music , preferably live & LOUD. :) If you're in Melbourne, please don't be put off by the fact that I'm in East Gippsland - I visit Melbourne frequently. Also, you must be over 40 to go on this ride - NOT interested in young guys - I need to be able to have an intelligent conversation - it's not entirely about sex. Please do NOT message me saying you want to meet a "cougar" or, god forbid, a "milf", because that will just put me right off you.

UPDATE - I am now in a long-distance, non-monogamous relationship with a very lovely man, so you need to be happy not to be the "one and only", as he is.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, studying, swimming to keep fit & just generally enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, crosswords, general and musical knowledge, having multiple orgasms, making people feel good
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a nice smile & I'm friendly and out-going
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stranger In A Strange Land, The Stand, The Ethical Slut,The whole Song Of Ice & Fire series, Catch 22, Lord Of The Rings is in there - also like reading mysteries & will admit to a partiality for the occasional trashy Jackie Collins book - hey, sometimes the mind needs junk food

Music: I have very eclectic tastes, but particularly like Blues - Clapton is GOD, but Buddy Guy, John Mayall, Stevie Ray Vaughan are also on high rotation on my iPod. I also like folk, bluegrass, rock and roll, pop, but never, ever C&W, well, apart from some of the old classics - can listen to Hank Williams or Patsy Cline.

Movies - Best In Show - I bred Standard Poodles for many years & know a lot of "Showies" and this movie is scarily accurate, This Is Spinal Tap - greatest Rock 'N' Roll piss-take ever, The Big Chill - just because I like it (& the music's good)
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest - best movie Jack Nicholson ever made - Flying High - just so stupidly funny you can't help but laugh. Many more, but those are my absolute favourites.

Food - well, I love food & love cooking. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I owned a restaurant & I was the chef - the cuisine was French Provincial. I also love Chinese, Indian and, especially, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beautiful Poodles
2 of my siblings
My Car
Good Sex
OK, I know this makes 7 :-) One particular lovely, lovely man (you know who you are)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether anyone on here is genuine - well, I don't REALLY spend a LOT of time thinking about it, but I do wonder why so many guys have profiles on here & don't seem to want any contact - OK, I'm not some hot 20 year old, but I'm not exactly the Bride Of Frankenstein, either! Also, why most of the guys on here are looking for someone younger than themselves - be realistic guys - nothing wrong with an older woman.

Why some guys on here complain that women never reply to their messages and, when you send THEM a message, don't reply. Hypocritical, much?

What 42 really means

Why those "power nap" signs on the road don't say "Pull OVER & power-nap.

What's with people putting "Inabox" in their name on here?

What sort of sad individual trolls this site looking for pictures to report.

Why OK Cupid seems to be a wanker magnet (or is that me?)

How totally GOBSMACKED I am at the number of rude people who don't reply to a message - only takes a second to say something like "thanks, but I've just joined a monastery" or something similar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chatting to my online friends , watching a DVD or reading & listening to music. Unwinding from the week's work, possibly getting up to some shenanigans ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing on here :-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can write a literate message of more than one or two lines (this means, in case you are hard of thinking, that if your message consists of "hi" or "how r u", you will not get a reply from me), you are sincere, a non-smoker, intelligent enough to know the difference between "discreet" and "discrete" & what "wherefore" means. NOT religious and/or Homophobic, preferably single or in a truly open/polyamorous relationship and want some fun times and friendship with a sexy & intelligent woman. Oh, you need to have a photo and a profile - not interested in anyone too lazy to write a profile! If you're a man & happen to have a beard/moustache, that's a BIG plus. I will reply to all messages, providing you put a bit of effort into it (ie, more than one barely-literate line)

You are NOT a vegetarian & NOT looking for a "relationship"

You don't have "inabox" or "taco" in your profile name - that sets off my "wanker" alarm

You are a 85% or higher match (not interested in anything below that). My message filter is actually set to reject anything lower than 70%, so don't waste your time