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63 Bairnsdale, Australia Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 40–75
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Firstly - sorry for the caps lock but, PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME. Short, sassy, fun-loving lady, feel much younger than my chronological age, interested in men, women, couples for friendship and fun. I am NOT looking for a "relationship" - been there, done that, have the scars
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, studying, swimming to keep fit & just generally enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, crosswords, general and musical knowledge, having multiple orgasms, making people feel good
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a nice smile & I'm friendly and out-going
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stranger In A Strange Land, The Stand, The Ethical Slut,The whole Song Of Ice & Fire series, Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" books, Catch 22, Lord Of The Rings is in there - also like reading mysteries & will admit to a partiality for the occasional trashy Jackie Collins book - hey, sometimes the mind needs junk food

Music: I have very eclectic tastes, but particularly like Blues - Clapton is GOD, but Buddy Guy, John Mayall, Stevie Ray Vaughan are also on high rotation on my iPod, as is the late , great Warren Zevon. I also like folk, bluegrass, rock and roll, pop, but never, ever C&W, well, apart from some of the old classics - can listen to Hank Williams or Patsy Cline. And, have to add, can't believe I forgot to mention one of the GREATEST songwriters ever - Warren Zevon

Movies - Best In Show - I bred Standard Poodles for many years & know a lot of "Showies" and this movie is scarily accurate, This Is Spinal Tap - greatest Rock 'N' Roll piss-take ever, The Big Chill - just because I like it (& the music's good)
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest - best movie Jack Nicholson ever made - Flying High - just so stupidly funny you can't help but laugh. Many more, but those are my absolute favourites.

Food - well, I love food & love cooking. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I owned a restaurant & I was the chef - the cuisine was French Provincial. I also love Chinese, Indian and, especially, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beautiful Poodles
2 of my siblings
My Car
Good Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What 42 really means

Why those "power nap" signs on the road don't say "Pull OVER & power-nap.

What's with people putting "taco" or "Inabox" in their user
name ?

What sort of sad individual trolls this site looking for pictures to report.

Whether there are any REAL people on this site - all I seem to get are overseas scammers

Why people don't take the trouble to respond to a message - doesn't take much, really!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chatting to my online friends , watching a DVD or reading & listening to music. Unwinding from the week's work, possibly getting up to some shenanigans ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing on here :-)
You should message me if
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You DO NOT call me "dear" (immediately screams "scammer") and can write a literate message of more than one or two lines (this means, in case you are hard of thinking, that if your message consists of "hi" or "how r u", you will not get a reply from me), you are sincere, a non-smoker, intelligent enough to know the difference between "discreet" and "discrete" and have a photo.

You are not a "Christian" and/or homophobic, racist or otherwise an asshole. NOT vegan, vegetarian or a cyclist.

You do not have "taco" or "inabox" - in your user name - sets off my "wanker alarm" immediately

You are within my preferred age range and 80% or higher match