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Poodle727

62 F Bairnsdale, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Short, Sassy, Sensual :) I'm not looking for a relationship - just some good times, friendship & laughter. I'm intelligent and well-educated and want to meet someone similar. I don't really have a lot in common with most people my age - I'm not interested in gardening, caravanning, don't have grandchildren. I'm interested in the pleasures of the flesh and listening to music , preferably live & LOUD. :) If you're in Melbourne, please don't be put off by the fact that I'm in East Gippsland - I visit Melbourne frequently. Also, you must be over 40 to go on this ride - NOT interested in young guys - I need to be able to have an intelligent conversation - it's not entirely about sex. Please do NOT message me saying you want to meet a "cougar" or, god forbid, a "milf", because that will just put me right off you
What I’m doing with my life
Working, studying, swimming to keep fit & just generally enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Cooking, crosswords, general and musical knowledge, making people feel good
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a nice smile & I'm friendly and out-going
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stranger In A Strange Land, The Stand, The Ethical Slut,The whole Song Of Ice & Fire series, Catch 22, Lord Of The Rings is in there - also like reading mysteries & will admit to a partiality for the occasional trashy Jackie Collins book - hey, sometimes the mind needs junk food

Music: I have very eclectic tastes, but particularly like Blues - Clapton is GOD, but Buddy Guy, John Mayall, Stevie Ray Vaughan are also on high rotation on my iPod. I also like folk, bluegrass, rock and roll, pop, but never, ever C&W, well, apart from some of the old classics - can listen to Hank Williams or Patsy Cline.

Movies - Best In Show - I bred Standard Poodles for many years & know a lot of "Showies" and this movie is scarily accurate, This Is Spinal Tap - greatest Rock 'N' Roll piss-take ever, The Big Chill - just because I like it (& the music's good)
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest - best movie Jack Nicholson ever made - Flying High - just so stupidly funny you can't help but laugh. Many more, but those are my absolute favourites.

Food - well, I love food & love cooking. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I owned a restaurant & I was the chef - the cuisine was French Provincial. I also love Chinese, Indian and, especially, Thai
The six things I could never do without
My beautiful Poodles
Books
Music
2 of my siblings
My Cars
Good Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether anyone on here is genuine - well, I don't REALLY spend a LOT of time thinking about it, but I do wonder why so many guys have profiles on here & don't seem to want any contact - OK, I'm not some hot 20 year old, but I'm not exactly the Bride Of Frankenstein, either :) Also, why most of the guys on here are looking for someone younger than themselves - be realistic guys - nothing wrong with an older woman.

Why some guys on here complain that women never reply to their messages and, when you send THEM a message, don't reply. Hypocritical, much?

What 42 really means

Why those "power nap" signs on the road don't say "Pull OVER & power-nap.

What's with people putting "Inabox" in their name on here?

What sort of sad individual trolls this site looking for pictures to report.

Why OK Cupid seems to be a wanker magnet (or is that me?)

How totally GOBSMACKED I am at the number of rude people who don't reply to a message - only takes a second to say something like "thanks, but I've just joined a monastery" or something similar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chatting to my online friends , watching a DVD or reading & listening to music. Unwinding from the week's work, possibly getting up to some shenanigans ;)
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 40–65
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You can write a literate message of more than one or two lines (this means, in case you are hard of thinking, that if your message consists of "hi" or "how r u", you will not get a reply from me), you are sincere, a non-smoker, intelligent enough to know the difference between "discreet" and "discrete" & what "wherefore" means :) NOT religious and/or Homophobic, preferably single or in a truly open/polyamorous relationship and want some fun times with a sexy & intelligent woman. Oh, you need to have a photo and a profile - not interested in anyone too lazy to write a profile! If you're a man & happen to have a beard/moustache, that's a BIG plus. I will reply to all messages, providing you put a bit of effort into it (ie, more than one barely-literate line)

You are NOT a vegetarian & NOT looking for a "relationship"

You don't have "inabox" or "taco" in your profile name - that sets of my "wanker" alarm