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24 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 21
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I did have some tremendously average mediocre shite here that was written in a persuasive enough manner to convince you that I wasn't a complete social pariah. It was simple enough to help you identify any common interests we might have; while dull and boring enough to reaffirm you that by choosing to talk to me you were not in for any big shocks or surprises further down the line.

Quite frankly it was one fucking long big lie in a bid to fit the mass market desires of online dating. More people view your profile in a positive manner, more people you meet up with, the more of a chance of finding "the one" right?


You end up going on a series of meaningless and menial dates where you slowly become more and more disappointed by online dating until you give it up all together and realise you'll only meet people you like by actually going up to and talking to them.

So, since where all here in an attempt to screen for people that we might one day think of meeting up with I'll just skip to the bullshit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a System Administrator for one of the largest newspapers in the UK, we also publish two free London newspapers so you should be able to figure that one out! I spend too much time at work trying to make round pegs fit in square holes.

Outside of this I spend lots of my time photographing things, from a bit of fashion to events but mostly street photography. It seems to be customary to dish out a tumblr so I'll oblige; I really need to update this with my work from this year.

In between these two things I cycle around London a fair bit, I don't have a fixie. Or a single speed. I drink Coffee far too much and I like a good people watch. So basically I live at Bar Italia in Soho.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sailing. Cooking. Photography. It's all relative really, something I think I'm really good at might be normality for someone else.

I'm pretty good at eating. Sleeping too...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This isn't something I'd normally ask so I have no idea. At a push... My accent? My hair?

Suggestions on a postcard please.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
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Philip Pullman, J K Rowling and Joseph Heller.

Dark Knight, Inception, The Godfather, Fight Club, Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Se7en, City Of God, Leon, Alien, The Departed, WALL-E, Reservoir Dogs, Find Nemo, Monsters INC and most of all Shawshank Redemption.

Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, True Blood, Weeds, The Dave Chappelle Show, House, Suits, New Girl, Rules of Engagement. Big Bang Theory, Scrubs, Game of Thrones and lots and lots more. Sadly I dont really have time any more! Oh also Homeland.

Music... Well. I'll just list some genres and a couple of artists? Drum and Bass - Hybrid Minds, Alix Perez, SPY, Unquote. Minimal Techno - Format:B, Nathan Fake. Mashup/Mixtape - Parker, Featurecast and Jester!. Rock, Reggae, Dance, Classical and much much more. I'll listen to anything given the right mood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One of my cameras,
my phone,
my oyster card,
the internet,
a decent bloody mary,
my bike.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moving to California, its happening at some point.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ranges from going and having a coffee with a few mates right the way through to escaping the country on the Eurostar. Depends what I feel like after the week at work really?

Mostly preparing a hangover for Saturday morning however.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I only found out that gherkins were just small pickled cucumbers sometime last year. I thought they were just a tiny hard vegetable that was only edible when pickled... More you know and all that?
You should message me if
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You can manage to string together message that is either interesting or amusing.

Scitis quod scientia sit potentia est.