Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why Hello there. ;) What brings you to my neck of the woods?
Yeah, that was kind of a dumb question. I think we both know why
you're here, but the question is, am I everything you are looking
or am I more?
If you're still reading, good. You're either persistent, recognize
a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor, or have a habitual reading
disorder. These are all traits that I admire. :)
For real though, I'm a pretty down-to-earth guy, though I've been
told I can be quite intimidating. I blame that on my frame though.
I may be 6'4" and weigh 300 lbs, but it's all soft teddy bear
fluff, I swear.
And that's not me trying to subtly imply I'm a cuddle
...well, not only.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm changing it rather drastically! Recently I was full time
running the dairy department at Wal-Mart, but I've since dropped
down to part-time to devote more time to growing my freelance
career. If things keep progressing well, I'll eventually leave
Wal-Mart altogether. Then I'll have absolute freedom, and
Or, at least, the power to work in my underwear, which is a pretty
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Board games. It annoys my friends how often I win. Especially if we
are playing Dominion. Dominating dominion is my dominion. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty tall. It tends to make me stick out. I also have
ridiculously long hair. When brushed out it reaches my butt.
It's also pretty, silky and smooth and just makes all the ladies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hooooooo-boy. To save everyone some time, I'm going to stick to a 5
entry limit on each category, else I'd probably fill this box with
nothing but books. :)
The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson,
The Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss, A Song of Ice and
Fire by George R.R. Martin, The Mistborn Series by Brandon
Sanderson, The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher
The Beauty and the Beast, Wreck it Ralph, Les Miserables (The movie
impressed me enough that I have now put the book on my read list),
Blades of Glory, Black Dynamite
The Foo Fighters, Eric Clapton, Rush, Nightwish, Dream
Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Better off Ted, Trigun, Full Metal
Food: It used to be anything that isn't sauerkraut, but I recently
discovered that I do, in fact, like sauerkraut if its done right.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my sense of humor, my awe at the sheer scope of the
universe, something to read, something to listen to, and something
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things, like that I am 1 of 7 billion people on 1 of
hundreds of billions planets in 1 of as many as 500 billion
galaxies. The sheer scope of that, I can't even imagine, and boy
have I tried. You should try it. It makes you kind of dizzy, which
is cool. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working, since my schedule has me working Friday, Saturday
and Sunday. It was part of the price of me dropping to part time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have some confidence issues I'm working on. I'm still waiting for
the mask I use to stick. It hasn't, not yet, but I'm growing more
comfortable in it. :)
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