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31 F Midway, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17, 2010
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't believe in fibromyalgia, but I definetely believe in ghosts.

i've read so many profiles with paragraph upon paragraph of pedantic and practically masturbatory attempts to impress. i'm not really interested in that. i'm intelligent and i don't need amazingly crafted paragraphs, taking hours upon hours to painstakingly create, to make me feel good about it.

i'm looking for friends, and i've found that Pittsburgh isn't always the easiest place to meet friends unless you're on the verge of alcoholism or you're a Steeler's or Penguin's Fan. *yawn*

i just saw this really touching commerical with Mr. McFeely from Mister Roger's Neighborhood signing with the children from the Pennsylvania School for the Deaf. i guess that says a little bit about's the little things, everyday, that make a difference in my life. i won't remember how much money i made in 2008, but that commercial will stay with me for the rest of my life.

i'm not necessarily a fan of capitalizing the letter "i" when i'm writing about seems pretentious, even if it is grammatically correct. there are a lot of things like that about me that i've turned into weird idiosyncracies (that can't be how you spell that), but i've learned to appreciate them. Who else is going to?

i collect pee wee's playhouse toys, ugly lamps, tacky christmas vinyl, catholic iconography and whatever strikes me, really. Some people have suggested that when I'm tired of my apartment, i should just put a price tag on everything and open my own thrift store. i suppose it is a lot easier than moving. Check me out on myspace: (from there you'll find facebook too...aren't the interwebs amazing?)

I hope that eventually I wake up with a handlebar moustache. Until then Im desperately unattractive and hopelessly poor. I wonder about some things...including how people find the time to read books, when someones going to finally diagnose my adult-onset ADD, and why there aren't Robot Police. At this point, I have no solid goals and no real aspirations...except to go to Dollywood and meet Dolly Parton. Other than that...maybe I'll open a coffeeshop someday so that starbucks can move across the street and put me out of business. I like All things Jessica and the stuff white people like..

I am stunned, wearing black, and flicking my bangs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a coffeeshop and a clothing store, petting my cats, wrapping presents, making cut out cookies, eating breakfast casserole, not liking Rod Stewart, taking care of my skin, sweeping the kitchen floor everyday, thinking about where I'd like to go on vacation if I had any money, wondering where I put a number of various items...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing Letters, although I hardly ever get to do so. I'd love a fun pen pal. Putting pen to the paper is so much more gratifying than email.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stole this from another profile that I recently viewed, since I don't necessarily care for this question.

"What Fictional character do you think is the hottest?"
-Trent from Daria or maybe Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: Holidays on Ice, Wigfield, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Beyond Good and Evil, The Tin Drum, Memoirs of a Geisha, Year Zero, Good Omens/Merleau-Ponty, Dahl, Grass, Nietzsche, Jung Movies: Lost In Translation, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Hot Rod, Empire Strikes Back, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, James and the Giant Peach, Mixed Nuts, Underworld, Hot Fuzz, Trading Places, The Money Pit, Troop Beverly Hills (oh Shelley Long, you magic woman), Beverly Hills Cop, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Clue, Murder by Death, Capote, The Life Aquatic Music: Alphaville, The Arcade Fire, Artic Monkeys, B52's, Bauhaus, Beatles, Berlin, Blackalicious, The Black Keys, The Blackouts, David Bowie, Jeff Buckley, Cake, Calexico, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Cheap Trick, Cheb Mami, Cheb Khaled, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Patsy Cline,Nat King Cole, Harry Connick Jr.,Elvis Costello, The Cramps, Jamie Cullum, The Cure,The Dandy Warhols, Danzig, The Darkness, Miles Davis, Dead Can Dance, Depeche Mode, Dinosaur Jr., Dirty Vegas, Divine Comedy, The Doors, Duran Duran, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Eels, Elastica, Danny Elfman, Elefant, Ella Fitzgerald, Erasure, The Eurythmics, The Faint, Fatboy Slim, Fischerspooner, Firewater, The Firm, Flogging Molly, Ben Folds, Foo Fighters, The Frames, Dave Gahan, Gift of Gab, David Gray, Al Green, Leslie Hall, Ben Harper,HIM, Billie Holiday, The Honeydrippers, Idir, Billy Idol, Interpol, INXS, Jay-Z, Norah Jones, Ricki Lee Jones, Joy Division, Judas Priest,Jurassic 5, Keane, Alicia Keys, The Killers, Talib Kweli,Led Zeppelin, John Legend, The Libertines, Little Barrie, Love and Rockets, Mando Diao, Bob Marley, Wynton Marsalis, Dean Martin, Bob Marley, The Mars Volta, Mazzy Star, Morrissey, Mos Def, Motley Crue, Peter Murphy, My Bloody Valentine, Willie Nelson, New Order,Nine Inch Nails, Ted Nugent, Of Montreal, Oingo Boingo, Roy Orbison, Our Lady Peace, Teddy Pendergrass, Pet Shop Boys, Primus, The Pixies, Prince, The Prodigy, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Otis Redding, The Rollins Band, Scissor Sisters, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, The Soviettes, Stray Cats, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Talking Heads, Justin Timberlake, Toadies, Travis, John Vanderslice, VAST, SRV, The Verve, Voltaire, When in Rome, Robbie Williams, Zero7, Zeromancer Television: Futurama, Red Dwarf, Family Guy, The Tick, The Simpsons, The Critic, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren and Stimpy, Garfield, Law and Order, Snapped, Cold Case Files, The New Detectives, Cat Scratch, Beetlejuice the Cartoon, The Muppet Show, The Match Game, Let's Make a Deal, 30 Rock, My Name is Earl, The Office, Welcome Freshman, Daria, The Adventures of Pete and Pete Food: Red Bell Peppers, Coffee, Popsicles

From My Facebook Profile: Books: Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Tin Drum, Beyond Good and Evil, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.. Movies: Lost in Translation, Peewee's Big Adventure, Big Top Peewee, Hot to Trot, Hot Rod, Cold Comfort Farm, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, The Empire Strikes Back, Team America: World Police, Blades of Glory, Hot Fuzz. TV Shows: Peewee's Playhouse, Futurama, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants, MXC, The Golden Girls, The Critic, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren and Stimpy, Aah! Real Monsters, Rocko's Modern Life, Beetlejuice the Cartoon Series. Music: David Gray, The Dandy Warhols, John Vanderslice, The Smiths, Joy Division, The durutti Column, She and Him, Astrud Gilberto, Blur, The clash, Pulp, Sam Cooke, Waylon Jennings, Voltaire, Morrissey, Little Barrie, Travis, Adam and the Ants, The Epoxies, Prince, Gnarls Barkley, Air, The Sneaker Pimps, Lionel Richie, The Four Tops, Smokey Robinson, The Human League, Tubeway Army, Plastic Bertrand, Primus, New Order, Oasis, Dido, Portishead, Ben Folds, Queens Of The Stone Age, Death Cab For Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Eagles Of Death Metal, Junior Brown, Justin Timberlake, Elvis Costello, The Buzzcocks, Daft Punk, Theivery Corporation, The Chemical Brothers, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Bauhaus, Depeche Mode, Culture Club, Beck, Cheb Mami, K.D. Lang, Etta James, Jarvis Cocker, The Gossip....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The IPod 2. The Sedaris Family 3. Hair Products 4. My Pets 5. Coffee 6. Red Bell Peppers

This is also a silly question, so another question,

"what is your favorite music video?"
-"weapon of choice," by fatboy slim. or
-"tonight tonight," by the smashing pumpkins.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to become a more self-confident individual.

Finding a walking buddy. in this town, people are walking, but its usually in a druken stupor smelling of various unpleasant things.


How I'm going to get back to school. Why does GRE tutoring cost at least a thousand dollars? Apparently, the idea of potential grad students having practically no money doesn't appeal to these institutions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Closing the coffeeshop, watching Red Dwarf and Pee Wee's Playhouse and drinking too many diet sodas, having a delicious indian dinner, losing my mind, surfing the internets, painting, forcing people to play Trivial Pursuit...hanging out with my cool new OkCupid friends? Huh? Huh?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i really have no idea what I'm going to be doing from day to day. i'm probably hanging on by a thread.

i'm no daredevil, but i have no fear of death.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to make some sweet arts and crafts.

You enjoy the subtle nuance of one Mr. Peewee Herman.

You can find the beauty in Zap Brannigan, Arnold Rimmer, and Duke Phillips.