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52 Halethorpe, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–53
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Native American, White, Other
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Space camp
Has kid(s) and might want more
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Oh my god" no no no please you can just call me Bill. No I don't actually think I'm a god I just wanted the first thing on my page to make you laugh because I am a comedian at least in my own mind. I'd like to think I'm the almost complete package I'm smart, funny, caring and loving but I'm no Brad Pitt but I can hold my own. My favorite food is chicken anything I just love chicken because just like in life the possibilities are endless. IF BY this point you venture forth. I'll be just me. I'm a door to door salesman that means I'm used to working hard to get things done no matter what it takes. A headstrong attitude and confidence is all you really need in life; well that money and the walking dead . So message me with any questions you may have or if you'd just like to talk hopefully I made you laugh and can continue to do so. Sounds fun to me. Being an EXComic some of my joke still may bomb.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying life and looking for someone to enjoy the ride with me. So what do ya say wanna ride down sunset boulevard with me? Well maybe that's rushing it at least have a conversation with me you'll soon realize I'm not half bad. Swimming an hour a day!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing the baseball with my left hand. Batting left handed. Even though I'm right handed. As well I can hold an intellectual and entertaining conversation. I like to think I'm funny and sometimes others agree with me. I am the proverbial life of the party. I think, I'm awesome and hopefully you will as well.

What I'm not good at is; Knowing when to lean in for that 1st kiss... I'm shy in that aspect. Probably why I'm still single.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The glistening sun off of my shaved head (that's one of the jokes I was talking about)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music* I love all kinds of music! Like Justin Timberlake, Bruno Mars, The Cure, Pharrell Williams, 80's Rock like Loverboy, Billy Squier, Billy Joel, Rick Springfield, Beastie Boys & Disco. I do love to shake it!

TV* Update: Z Nation is back! Fear the walking dead is gonna be scarier then the first! They are building MO! Game of Thrones ~ I can't remember any of the names Except a few, anyone else? Orange is the new Black, The Walking Dead, Big Brother, Married at first site, Can't wait for The Flash and Arrow, TPIR, The Goldberg's are funny & heartwarming comedy, I find a tear welling up in every episode! My kids love the show because they laugh when I cry, Plus it was the 80's best decade of the Century! Super Mario or Zelda anyone?

I saw The David Letterman Show, Feb 12 2015
Tom Hanks was the guest. He's my favorite actor!

Food* Chicken anything, Sushi, Steak, Seafood and I LOVE my Veggies!

Sports* Go Ravens, Go Orioles, Go Capitals! Go Wizards, who were BKA The Baltimore Bullets!

Movies* I don't have an all time favorite. I do like Action, Comedies. I usually give all movies 10 minutes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen (not the chanel although I don't mind watching it with you.)
2. H2O
3. Sustenance
4. Family & friends
5. Love
6. Comedy (because what is life without laughter)

Now if we are speaking simply material things

1. Phone
2. WiFi
3. XM radio
4. Car
5. Tv
6. Home

Not in any specific order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to put on my Bucket list! What's on your bucket list, that we might experience together? Why people are spelling the word humor wrong? It's not spelled Humour... We are not in England! If you ARE in England, I hope it isn't the New one! Where I want to go on my next Vacation? Not New England! Only because I hate the Patriots, if your a fan it will be interesting!

What is your Dream Concert? Pick 2 Bands you'd love to see at 1 Concert (alive or dead, together or not), who would they be?
My concert would be Journey and Styx with both original lead singers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no Typical Friday night for me. I am usually out with Rick and the crew killing zombies... what's that? You said you don't believe I kill zombies? Oh yeah? When's the last time you seen one? You are welcome! But on a more serious note there truly is no such thing as a typical Friday night for me but I'm sure whatever I'm doing I'm having fun doing it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm related to the Duchess of Windsor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you believe life is to short not to enjoy it while we have it. Or if you made it to this point and let me know you made it.