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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am a smart smartass, sometimes a jackass and once in awhile a dumbass. My ass by itself is pretty boring. I am not debonair. I am very random. I do not have a tail, but think it would be cool if I did. I am sometimes painfully shy. I hate being in a crowd, but like being close to one. I am almost never serious, and I am addicted to sarcasm. Did I mention I'm random?

Autobiography: I was born, I did some stuff, and I'll probably do more stuff before I eventually die.

I'm a geek, but the interesting kind with a social life. I'm into pretty much every kind of media: books, music, movies, video games, etc. I hope that's long enough because I can never think of what to say in these things.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Enjoying my new job and making plans for where to go from here.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Pretty much anything to do with computers. I've been building and working on my own for about 10 years, and I still like it even though they can be frustrating bastards sometimes.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Uh, not really sure. Maybe that I don't ask people "Hey, what was the first thing you noticed about me?" immediatly after meeting them.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Food: Italian

Music: Bad Religion, They Might Be Giants, Idlewild, The Pixies, Revrend Horton Heat, Cunninlynguists, Nirvana, Dead Kennedys, mc chris, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Misfits, Bloodhound Gang, Busdriver, Anti-Flag, MC Paul Barman, Mouse on Mars, Lords of Acid, Apollo 440, Tool, Dan The Automator, The Hives, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Operation Ivy, Tenacious D, Tonedeff, Extended F@mm, Gift of Gab, Devo, Descendants, Greenhouse, Moxy Fruvous, Queens of the Stone Age, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sex Pistols, Beastie Boys, Stiff Little Fingers

Movies: Schizopolis, Willy Wonka, Goonies, Breakfast Club, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, LOTR, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Once Were Warriors, Swimming With Sharks, both clubs (Breakfast and Fight), anything by Terry Gilliam, Kevin Smith, Charlie Kaufman, Monty Python, Quentin Tarantino, and a whole bunch of others.

Books: Illuminatus! Trilogy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Discworld series, Devil in the White City, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Dark Tower series, Good Omens, American Gods, Principia Discordia, Cosmic Banditos, Animal Farm, 1984, Neuromancer, Snow Crash and anything else by Neal Stephenson, Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow, anything by Roald Dahl, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Poe, Hunter S. Thompson

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1) internets 2) music 3) cartoons 4) friends 5) Coke (the drink) 6) sleep

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

There is no such thing as "typical". Can be anything from going to a movie, getting drinks at a bar, going to a party, chatting online with friends, playing video games....

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