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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:38am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm mostly comprised of coffee and nonsense.

I should be spending my days writing scripts for film, TV and comic projects. However the internet forces me to look at weird stuff and give friends abuse on Facebook. Then I have some toast.

I am easy going, good humoured, and daft.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be a very well paid film maker. Or a pirate. But I can't be a pirate film maker because they go to jail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking absolute nonsense. Writing... stuff. Making someone laugh whether they want to or not. Getting into trouble. Those last two usually go together.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Been told it's my deep voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption, Withnail & I, Oldboy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, Anchorman, Bladerunner, Wild Zero, Goodfellas, Halloween, Dark Knight, Ringu, In the Mouth of Madness, Darjeeling Limited, Superbad...

Music: Iron Maiden, Guns n Roses, Mad Capsule Market, Madness, AC/DC, Fear Factory, Rammstein, Slipknot, Machinehead, In Flames, The Damned, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Spunge, Reel Big Fish, Kiss, Pantera, The Bezerker, Lacuna Coil, Smashing Pumpkins, Dresden Dolls, Mindless Self Indulgence, Alice Cooper, Motorhead, Pitchshifter, Ministry...

Books: anything by Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, John Brunner, Charles Stross, Adam Roberts, Iain M Banks...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. Comedy. Coffee. PC. Films. Uhh... oxygen?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything but the work I should be doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Desperately trying to work out some way to get Saturday and Sunday to mate so they can give birth to more weekend days until it gets to the point where they outnumber weekdays. I have met with little success so far but remain optimistic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a cape in bed.

This is not true, I'll quickly add, but starting to think it's a good idea...
You should message me if
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You like to have a laugh.