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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30-44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chaotic Neutral Discordian time traveling Pope, out to save the universe. I both appreciate and understand that embellished truth makes for a better story than just plain old truth, you probably should too.

I have lessened my goth club going to once or twice a month. It was fun when I did it but I need something different now.

What I would most like to find is something to do on Thursdays. I think they should be more fun than they currently are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
GMing Role-playing games, making fun of anything and/or anyone (no sacred cows), lighthearted cynicism.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My world is ever so slightly out of sync with the real world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) All time favorites: Lord of the Rings, Hitchhikers Guide, Imajica, Neverwhere. It's rare for a day to go by and I don't at least browse through a RPG rule book of some sort.

Currently reading: OMG Squirrel Girl!

b) Big Hero 6, the whole Marvel cinematic universe (so far), MST3K, Fifth Element, swashbuckling adventures, Princess Bride, Star Wars, Star Trek II, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, basically your standard issue nerd fare.

c) Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Gotham, Once Upon a Time 30Rock, Doctor Who (old and new), Hercules & Xena, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The IT Crowd (x11!), Coupling, The Mighty Boosh, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Community

d) Genres: Goth, some Industrial, New Wave, Classic Rock, Blues, Punk, 80s heavy/thrash metal.

Bands: Magic Wands, DEVO, Red Elvises, The Damned, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Blue Oyster Cult, Tsunami Bomb, Gogol Bordello, The KLF, Southern Culture on the Skids, Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top, AC/DC, Alestorm

e) When that info block over on the right says 'mostly anything' the emphasis should be on the 'anything'.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, & d20
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How difficult it is to keep a game of Dungeons and Dragons going once everyone you know is an adult.

For the record it is crazy difficult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A couple of Fridays it may be a club night. Others there's a small chance at some kind of nerd convention. I'm leaning towards less time in bars and more time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If your user name ends in three digits, or four that don't seem to be a birth year, I'm probably assuming you're some kind of scammer.
You should message me if
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You take being silly very seriously.

You are somewhat eclectic and capable of having a weird time.

I am attempting to move in a direction where I seek out experiences more than I do possessions. If you find yourself attempting to do the same we should probably go to Canobie Lake Park together or something.

If you're extra nerdy (RPG player (extra points if you GM), Science career of some sort, can see fnords, etc.)

You can tell me a Manray story.

You would like to drink tasty adult beverages and talk about Doctor Who.